Zoidberg's Birthday Tomorrow

goteam
09-20-2003, 08:38 AM
What are being made for preparations?? Is it going to be a surprise party??? What, oh what, can I do??? Buy party hats? Come up with games----pin the tail on the donkey, go buy a pinata???

Who wants to get the cake?

ShootOut
09-20-2003, 08:43 AM
I'll buy her a string. :)

Jellybean
09-20-2003, 08:50 AM
And why exactly are we supposed to care about this particular event? Things that are funner to do than celebrate Zoidberg's B-day? ANYTHING!

Dr Love
09-20-2003, 08:52 AM
I got him/her/it a cake.

http://members.aol.com/meechiec/images/elmo%20cake.jpg

Belgian Fan
09-20-2003, 08:56 AM
I know that when presidents, dictators or similar figures have their birthday, they always do some good gesture to the people.

So Zoid, I think it's time to give back that HF Database you stole a while ago....

nucks2001
09-20-2003, 09:14 AM
how about we rip him into 1 thousand pieces and spread his joy all over the world

Leaf Lander
09-20-2003, 09:41 AM
Happy Birthday Zoidberg

btw My Birthday is


SEPT 23

Gee Wally
09-20-2003, 10:04 AM
I think he should get a 21 Punk salute..

Gee Wally
09-20-2003, 10:05 AM
1 - Punk !!!!!!








:d

Belgian Fan
09-20-2003, 10:07 AM
Careful there Wally, or we may have to start a Jihad against Punk-threads

SedinFan*
09-20-2003, 10:08 AM
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 27th OF SEPTEMBER! WOO HOOOO

dempsey_k*
09-20-2003, 10:15 AM
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 27th OF SEPTEMBER! WOO HOOOO

Isn't that No-Pants day ?

Gee Wally
09-20-2003, 10:23 AM
Careful there Wally, or we may have to start a Jihad against Punk-threads


nah according to "The Wally Doctrine of 2003 "...

Birthdays are exempt...

:D

PEli*
09-20-2003, 10:24 AM
I am Zoid's biological father (yes, it sucks) and none of you are invited to any Zoidberg related birthday party. None of you are permitted to send presents unless they are clearly marked "Letter/package bomb".

You are also not allowed to wish Zoidberg a happy/horrible birthday and you are not allowed to think positive thoughts involving Zoidberg. You are not allowed to care, you are not allowed to question my decision and you most certainly aren't allowed to knock on my bedroom door past the hour of twelve (midnight or noon).

You are allowed to curse, hex and/or stomp on Zoidberg's face.

Yayo
09-20-2003, 10:41 AM
I'll give Zoidberg a life sentence for harassing the elderly. Enjoy, Zoid.

nucks2001
09-20-2003, 10:44 AM
It is funny how many people only talk about their own birthday in a thread for someone elses birthday.. yay for selfishenesses

Mack
09-20-2003, 11:10 AM
what's everyones obsession with this Zoidberg character? :dunno:

PEli*
09-20-2003, 11:31 AM
what's everyones obsession with this Zoidberg character? :dunno:

Don't act like you don't know. That's ignorant.

dempsey_k*
09-20-2003, 11:35 AM
what's everyones obsession with this Zoidberg character? :dunno:

Terrorist.

Mack
09-20-2003, 11:37 AM
Don't act like you don't know. That's ignorant.

Honestly I dont know.

Mack
09-20-2003, 11:38 AM
Terrorist.

I'm a terrorist? Zoidberg's a terrorist? :dunno:

PEli*
09-20-2003, 11:39 AM
Honestly I dont know.

Nobody should tell you.

klingsor
09-20-2003, 12:02 PM
Honestly I dont know.

This is gonna have to do until Zoidberg shows up:

1) YOU SUCK
2 YOUR MOTHER
3) Zoidberg > Mack

jfont
09-20-2003, 12:05 PM
1 - Punk !!!!!!

2 - Punk !!!!!!

nucks2001
09-20-2003, 12:06 PM
2 - Punk !!!!!!

3 - punk

Mack
09-20-2003, 12:24 PM
This is gonna have to do until Zoidberg shows up:

1) YOU SUCK
2 YOUR MOTHER
3) Zoidberg > Mack


pfft.
Mack > klingsor

klingsor
09-20-2003, 12:37 PM
pfft.
Mack > klingsor

Could be, but I wasn't saying
"Zoidberg > Mack".

That is what Zoidberg would have said.

Mack
09-20-2003, 12:38 PM
Could be, but I wasn't saying
"Zoidberg > Mack".

That is what Zoidberg would have said.


Why are you talking for Zoiberg? It cant talk for itself?

Dr Love
09-20-2003, 12:45 PM
This is gonna have to do until Zoidberg shows up:

1) YOU SUCK
2 YOUR MOTHER
3) Zoidberg > Mack

"You suck your mother" ? That's not very nice.

dempsey_k*
09-20-2003, 12:49 PM
"You suck your mother" ? That's not very nice.

klingsor's back on the nose candy wagon I guess ... Oh well, it was a pleasant 13 years .. everybody prepare to meet superflysor, a griff bipolar opera fiend who spends his time drooling on vinyls in record stores and sits in closets for three days because a guy he met named "Jo Jo" in the 70's lied to him about ways to meditate.

Dr Love
09-20-2003, 12:51 PM
klingsor's back on the nose candy wagon I guess ... Oh well, it was a pleasant 13 years .. everybody prepare to meet superflysor, a griff bipolar opera fiend who spends his time drooling on vinyls in record stores and sits in closets for three days because a guy he met named "Jo Jo" in the 70's lied to him about ways to meditate.

So you're saying Klingsor is my dad?

klingsor
09-20-2003, 12:52 PM
Dear Mack and Dr Love,
I guess there is a failure to communcate on my part. Thereforehttp://www.spacespider.net/emo/surrender.gif

Spiffy
09-20-2003, 01:04 PM
My spidersense (licensed trademark of Marvel corp.) is warning me of a blackout on hfboards due to too many posts in a happy birthday thread to Zoidberg... Nah.... :lol: just kidding...

monkey_00*
09-20-2003, 09:59 PM
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 27th OF SEPTEMBER! WOO HOOOO
I'll try to remember to give you some new Eye balls for your Birthday.

klingsor
09-21-2003, 03:30 AM
Ah, what the hell.

Happy Birthday, Zoidberg.

Radio Robert
09-21-2003, 03:36 AM
Punk!

Tiki
09-21-2003, 04:03 AM
Happy B-Day Zoid!

The G Man
09-21-2003, 04:13 AM
Happy Birthday Zoid.

My 6 year old has a bunch of Zoids by the way:

http://www.asylum-anime.com/games/gba_zoids.jpg

Belgian Fan
09-21-2003, 06:58 AM
:handclap:

Happy Birthday Zoidberg and BR!!!

monkey_00*
09-21-2003, 07:31 AM
Happy Birthday Doctor

jfont
09-21-2003, 07:46 AM
this is the longest darn thread for a birthday...

:D

happy birthday dude!!! :handclap:

Leaf Lander
09-21-2003, 08:13 AM
4 Punks

zoidberg
09-21-2003, 09:40 AM
Thanks guys... :D ... keep those punks coming!

Postman
09-21-2003, 09:41 AM
Happy birthday, inferior emcee Zoidberg.

nucks2001
09-21-2003, 09:54 AM
Happy Birthday Zoid.

My 6 year old has a bunch of Zoids by the way:

http://www.asylum-anime.com/games/gba_zoids.jpg

Dr. Zoidberg is from Futurama I would think... anyways.. time to end that addiction.. zoids = bad news

Jewelly
09-21-2003, 10:37 AM
I believe that John the Baptist was beheaded on someone's birthday. Perhaps we could incorporate that type of entertainment into the party?

Heads Will Roll sort of game. :rolly:

Jewelly
09-21-2003, 11:06 AM
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 27th OF SEPTEMBER! WOO HOOOOAnd are you hinting that you'd like us to buy you one of these perhaps? :D
http://www.hfboards.com/image.php?userid=10646&dateline=1064089718

Buffaloed
09-21-2003, 11:55 AM
I notice today is also Bicycle Repairman's birthday, for the 3rd time this Summer. :lol:

zoidberg
09-21-2003, 01:13 PM
Thanks KJ. Even if I think you're secretley overdoing the babe thing to compensate for your unavoidable homosexuality, I appreciate the gesture.

Peter Griffin
09-21-2003, 02:51 PM
What's a Zoidberg? Is it some sort of punk? :dunno:

Jewelly
09-21-2003, 03:03 PM
What's a Zoidberg? Is it some sort of punk? :dunno:
No, a shemale.

Yayo
09-21-2003, 03:28 PM
WOMAN **** YOU :angryfireRelax. This should help you.

http://www.startua.com/blin/pix/3607.jpg

EDIT: Oops.

http://www.janettebeckman.com/images/celebrity/assets/full/rosieodonnel.jpg

Better.

Calm down, KJay. No need for anger.

nic29+
09-21-2003, 05:25 PM
Happy Birthday Zoid.


http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/party/birthday.gifhttp://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/party/hb2.gif



http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/party/beerchug.gif


Have a good one.

think-blue-
09-22-2003, 04:48 AM
Zoidberg told everyone he wanted a fat, male stripper for his birthday. I had to accomodate his request.


http://muss.mcmaster.ca/~sondhia/fatguy1.jpg


Enjoy.


:rolly:

Jellybean
09-22-2003, 04:50 AM
Zoidberg told everyone he wanted a fat, male stripper for his birthday. I had to accomodate his request.


http://muss.mcmaster.ca/~sondhia/fatguy1.jpg


Enjoy.


:rolly:

Dempsey_K is a male stripper? Good for him. I'm glad he finally chose a career path.

Leaf Lander
09-23-2003, 01:09 PM
Bicycle Repairman (96), Owen Lyne (32), cneely (32), Gilmour's Way (32), zetterbergfan (29), Dr Zoidberg (9)

I noticed that we all have same birthday today whats up with that:)