Rockers Then & Now - Who looks worse?

19
09-20-2003, 11:39 PM
Check this link out as it shows what some old rockers look like now and what they used to look like. Pretty wacky stuff! Shows you what years of partying will do. Who do you think looks worse???

I'll go with Diamond Dave and his wrinkles.


http://www.metal-sludge.com/StupidWeeklyPoll6.htm

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dempsey_k*
09-20-2003, 11:44 PM
Kurt Cobain, I don't remember him with earthworms in his nose.

19
09-21-2003, 01:06 AM
No dead people listed. Just the walking dead. ;)

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Epoch
09-21-2003, 02:19 AM
Out of that list i'll say Jani Lane,he's really let himself go! :D

Legionnaire
09-21-2003, 07:57 AM
Out of that list i'll say Jani Lane,he's really let himself go! :D

Yeah, no kidding. Some of those guys look pretty bad but Lane just looks horrible.

dirt
09-21-2003, 08:47 AM
Is that Vince Neil wearing a suit, or did he turn into Meatloaf?

Epoch
09-21-2003, 08:49 AM
Sebastian Bach didn't change too much.

Sturminator
09-21-2003, 08:50 AM
Kurt Cobain, I don't remember him with earthworms in his nose.

What nose?

Jellybean
09-21-2003, 09:23 AM
Jani Lane by a longshot. That doesn't even look like the same person.

The Adler guy look pretty good though. He's aged, but he looks half decent. How many years separate the two pics?

Unholy Diver
09-21-2003, 09:30 AM
David Coverdale shouldve been on that list

oilers_guy_eddie
09-21-2003, 09:59 AM
Good god, that's the most horrific page I've viewed all week.

Dwayne Roloson
09-21-2003, 10:06 AM
when did david lee roth turn into skeletor?

Tarkus
09-21-2003, 10:32 AM
Steven Adler -- doesn't even look that bad there.

Sebastian Bach -- looks like his make-up was applied by a mortician.

Jani Lane -- to say that time has not been kind to him is a massive understatement; easily the poll winner here.

Vince Neil -- ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sam Kinison, back from the dead!

David Lee Roth -- pathetic...just pathetic.

Eddie Van Halen -- never was anything to write home about in the looks department, so the decline has been minimal.

Koltsov71
09-21-2003, 10:37 AM
Sebastien Bach.. What a doofus.

Brodeur
09-21-2003, 10:39 AM
On a hockey note, Sebastian Bach is Zac Bierk's half brother.

Ensane
09-21-2003, 10:49 AM
I always thought Sebastien Bach looked like a woman ... the first pic of him confirms that. The second pic is a little misleading because I believe it's a shot from the play "Dr Jeckyl and Mr Hyde" that I've heard he's been doing on Broadway. So that explains the silly makeup (hah! hehe)

majicpixie
09-21-2003, 11:00 AM
It's hard to say who looks worse, they're all pretty bad! But I'll have to go with Jani Lane.

19
09-21-2003, 01:47 PM
Cancer and chemo have gotten to Eddy and it shows.

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Nalyd Psycho
09-21-2003, 01:56 PM
I think Jani Lane looks definatively better. In fact, most of them look better now. Egad the 80's were one gigantic fashion blemish weren't they?

Zodiac
09-21-2003, 02:02 PM
Jani Lane looks terrible. Brutal.

Epoch
09-21-2003, 02:07 PM
Does Ozzy Osbourne fit in here?!

Zodiac
09-21-2003, 02:52 PM
http://www.metal-sludge.com/JaniDec2002.jpg


"Who is Jared Fogel?

Tollywood: He's that Subway guy.

Billy: He's the fat as$ that lost all that weight by eating Subway sandwiches 5 times a day.

Jani Lane: Are they trying to say I should get on a Subway diet (Tollywood and Billy laugh) Is that what they're trying to say? You know what, I'm going to get old, fat, sit on a bass boat and fish and I could care less because, you know, that whole trying to get girls being a rock star thing is just, I'm kind of over it, man. I'll tell you what, when I go onstage, I do get up and I do care and I try to give it all to the fans. If they expect me to look like David f***ing Cassidy the rest of my life it's not going to happen. C'mon, I'm 40, give me a break. I'm 40, at least I admit that. Bret wouldn't!"


http://www.metal-sludge.com/3-WindJani.htm



I just thought that was kinda funny ...and you can still look alright at 40 and 50. You just have to work harder. I guess he's just lazy.

monkey_00*
09-21-2003, 03:17 PM
That Canuck Sebastian Bach looks worse.....too much lip stick IMHO

:p

Jellybean
09-21-2003, 04:25 PM
Does Ozzy Osbourne fit in here?!

But hasn't he always looked terrible? The guys listed were all sort of cute in the day. Ozzy was always kind of ugly.

19
09-21-2003, 11:13 PM
But hasn't he always looked terrible? The guys listed were all sort of cute in the day. Ozzy was always kind of ugly.

Sharon doesn't think so.

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monkey_00*
09-21-2003, 11:23 PM
But hasn't he always looked terrible? The guys listed were all sort of cute in the day. Ozzy was always kind of ugly.

Ya but it's sort of like how Elton John thinks of Mick Jagger........He calls him the perfect Rocker because he is "Ugly Attractive."

Epsilon
09-22-2003, 12:12 AM
When I read the title, I thought this was going to be about Shawn Michaels and Marty Jennetty...