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chris_dub 03-06-2005, 05:13 PM Yeah I think they did this on the NHL board a while back, but whatever:
1: With no QB in Oakland, Moss catches 0 TD's.
2: James is traded to Miami where he Runs Like Ricky & the Phins return to the playoffs...only to lose on WildCard Weekend.
3: Arizona wins 3 games.
4: Vick finishes the season with more passing yds. than rushing yds. & a completion percentage of better than 65%.
5: Brees cools off from his "Comeback Player of the Year" award, collects his hefty salary & bids farewall to San Diego. Rivers starts, Chargers are screwed.
6: Eli Manning throws 46 TD's; 35 of which to Barber.
7: Big Ben loses 16 in a row; bringing his career record to below .500
8: Indy's philosphy of "Offense Wins Championships" once again fails as they lose to the Pats in Foxborough...Peyton retires soon after.
9: Maurice Clarett is drafted in the 1st round. Doesn't show up to training camp.
10: TO leaves the Eagles & football behind to pursue an acting career...he ends up as a commentator in the Arena League.
Bobby Ryan Getzlaf 03-06-2005, 05:41 PM 1.Edgerrin James will be dealt to the Dolphins, and they return to the playoffs.
2.With Randy Moss and Jerry Porter to throw to, Kerry Collins has a career year.
3.Drew Bledsoe leads the Cowboy's to record of 8-8, but they still miss the playoffs.
4.The Chargers start out very badly under Drew Brees, who signs a long-term deal in the offseason. Doug Flutie, not Phillip Rivers, nearly leads them to the playoffs, but they just miss out.
5.Peyton Manning wins his 3rd straight MVP award.
6.Coming off a Super Bowl appearance, Philly is very dissapointing, allowing Atlanta to take the NFC.
7.The Pats start out dissapointing, but come on strong late. They don't secure home-field advantage, though.
8.Ben Roethlisberger has a bad start to his sophmore season, but still leads the Steelers to top spot in the AFC.
9.With the Chargers missing the playoffs, and disappointing seasons by Kansas City and Denver, the Oakland Raiders win the AFC West.
10.The Indianapolis Colts, coming off a season where Manning comes close to breaking his own TD record, and where newcomers Pat Surtain and Ed Hartwell and rookie Derrick Johnson help vastly improve the Indy defense, beat the Pats at the RCA Dome, beat the Steelers at Hienz Field, and beat the Atlanta Falcons in the 2006 Super Bowl!
FlyersHomer DM03 03-06-2005, 06:06 PM 1. Brett Favre RETIRES and the Packers go 5-11
2. The Eagles flop and finally lose the division
3. The Ravens take the AFC North, Steelers stumble
4. The Bengals make the playoffs for the first time since...?
5. NFC North champions = Minnesota Vikings
6. Mike Shanahan resigns
7. Mike Sherman's contract not renewed after season
8. Rookies Braylon Edwards and Derrick Johnson make the pro bowl in their rookie season
9. Arizona Cardinals at least .500 (I'd say they win 9 and make the playoffs, but 8-8 is bold enough)
10. Super Bowl: Colts over Falcons
Hobey Baker 03-06-2005, 06:57 PM *Julius Jones leads the league in rushing yards with 1779, edging out LT with 1744, and McGahee (league leader in TDs) with 1695.
*Rookie S Thomas Davis suffers a serious neck injury in preseason as he tries to take the head off an opposing TE.
*Seattle's WR figure out how to hold on to the ball, and the 'Hawks win the NFC and advance to the Super Bowl.
*The Bills win the AFC title over the Patriots and then lose their fifth Super Bowl.
*Steve McNair goes through an entire season without getting hurt.
*Michael Vick gets hurt in Week 2, and Matt Schaub comes in to lead the Falcons to a playoff spot and makes the Pro Bowl in the process.
*Even with a pass-happy QB, Peerless Price continues to suck and quits on the team in Week 10.
*Tim Couch joins the Raiders after Kerry Collins gets a DWI and jail time for running over Al Davis.
*Kurt Warner gets a concussion in his first game back in St. Louis and retires from football.
*New Orleans goes 0-16, Tampa Bay celebrates.
DTD With a Knee 03-06-2005, 07:26 PM - Detroit will make the playoffs WITH Joey Harrington at QB
- Mike Holmgren will be fired after once again failing to advance in the playoffs
- At least half of the teams trying to implement the 3-4 will revert back to the 4-3 by opening weekend
- The Vikings will finish over .500 without Randy Moss
- The Patriots will be eliminated in the 1st round of the playoffs
- Eli Manning will have a better year than Roethlisberger
- JP Losman will be on the bench by week 5
- Gibbs and Parcells will both resign after the playoffs
- The offensive rookie of the year wil not be drafted before the 3rd round
- Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb will feud at some point in the season
1)The Cincinati Bengals make the playoffs
2)The New England Patriots won't win the Super Bowl
3) Randy Moss and Joey Porter will combine for 20 Td's
4) The Buffalo Bills will make the playoffs
5) Big Ben will struggle big time in his second season
6) The Clevland Browns will be the worst team of the year
7)At least one big time star will go down in pre-season
8) Mike Vick gets 1000 yards rushing
9) Mike Vanderjagt still won't shut up
10) Drew Bledsoe will fail horribly in Dallas
Vic Rattlehead* 03-06-2005, 07:40 PM - Chicago Bears win the division with an 11-5 record.
- Redskins yet again suffer a losing season and Gibbs is canned.
- Julius Jones becoms a top five back, and carries Dallas to the playoffs.
- With the Jaguars amazing defence, Stroud, Henderson, and Hayward all end the season with over 12 sacks.
- Kansas City signs Samari Rolle and wins the AFC West, then makes the superbowl.
- Steve McNair retires.
- Harrington is benched by the 6th week, then cut after the season.
- San Diego Chargers miss the playoffs, and Drew Brees is destroyed by the media.
- The Philadelphia Eagles self destruct, with feuds developing everywhere on the team.
- Shaun Alexander is the league MVP with 20 touchdowns and over 2000 yards.
Extra:
- Miami Dolphins and San Francisco 49ers make the playoffs........just kidding.
Vic Rattlehead* 03-06-2005, 07:42 PM Yeah I think they did this on the NHL board a while back, but whatever:
1: With no QB in Oakland, Moss catches 0 TD's.
2: James is traded to Miami where he Runs Like Ricky & the Phins return to the playoffs...only to lose on WildCard Weekend.
3: Arizona wins 3 games.
4: Vick finishes the season with more passing yds. than rushing yds. & a completion percentage of better than 65%.
5: Brees cools off from his "Comeback Player of the Year" award, collects his hefty salary & bids farewall to San Diego. Rivers starts, Chargers are screwed.
6: Eli Manning throws 46 TD's; 35 of which to Barber.
7: Big Ben loses 16 in a row; bringing his career record to below .500
8: Indy's philosphy of "Offense Wins Championships" once again fails as they lose to the Pats in Foxborough...Peyton retires soon after.
9: Maurice Clarett is drafted in the 1st round. Doesn't show up to training camp.
10: TO leaves the Eagles & football behind to pursue an acting career...he ends up as a commentator in the Arena League.
You could have made some of the believable, but these are ridiculos. :joker:
Big McLargehuge 03-06-2005, 08:12 PM 1. Arizona makes the playoffs for the first time since 1998.
2. Kurt Warner wins comeback player of the year passing for nearly 4,000 yards.
3. Breesus Christ returns to Earth and the Chargers struggle to a 6-10 record.
4. New England finishes with the best record in the NFL only to lose on their home turf in the divisional playoffs.
5. Kyle Boller is benched by the mid-point of the season and Kordell Stewart leads the Ravens to the playoffs.
6. Matt Jones wins offensive rookie of the year playing wide receiver for the first time in his career(converted college QB).
7. Cincinatti goes 10-6 only to miss the playoffs because of a tie breaker.
8. The Houston Texans make the playoffs for the first time in club history.
9. Billy Volek passes for over 4,000 yards for the Titans but Tennessee still finish with the worst record in the NFL.
10. J.P. Losman is benched in favor of Kelly Holcomb in Buffalo by week 10.
WAY too early for this...
chris_dub 03-06-2005, 08:45 PM WAY too early for this...
Thanks for your input.
ObeySteve 03-06-2005, 09:26 PM Based on the predictions of the first post of this thread, I'm not sure if this thread is for making serious predictions.
chris_dub 03-06-2005, 09:38 PM Based on the predictions of the first post of this thread, I'm not sure if this thread is for making serious predictions.
Bingo. 10 pts.
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