MB21's trip to the south

Ric Flair
09-23-2003, 08:12 AM
On thursday morning I'm leaving for a wedding in Tennessee. I'll be driving the whole way there and back by myself. The drive and 3 days of drinking and partying open up a realm of possible outcomes. What do you think the most likely scenario is? Vote for as many things as you wish.

canadahockeygirl*
09-23-2003, 08:14 AM
the sequel to Deliverance

Moose Head
09-23-2003, 08:14 AM
You finally get to meet George Harrison.

Ric Flair
09-23-2003, 08:16 AM
You finally get to meet George Harrison.

I welcome death.

Legionnaire
09-23-2003, 08:28 AM
Get very drunk and seal the deal with a bridesmaid.

No Quarter
09-23-2003, 09:06 AM
Wake up from a night from a hard night of drinking to a double barrel of some large hillbilly chicks father and come home married to the woman of your dreams.

tom_servo
09-23-2003, 09:13 AM
Don't forget to add this to your survival kit:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RIKI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Darz
09-23-2003, 09:59 AM
Will get very drunk
Will get very sick
Will make out with a bridesmaid
Will get into a fight

are my guesses. drunk and sick are givens, making out with a bridesmaid seems like a possiblity, and a fight would make a great story, so......

tom_servo
09-23-2003, 10:35 AM
Points doubled if he fights with a drunken bridesmaid.

jiggs 10
09-23-2003, 10:49 AM
Where in Tennesse? I was at a wedding in Memphis, and it was GREAT! Spent a whole day on Beale Street, seeing the blues legends and eating really bad-for-me food! There is a big corner bar there with guitars hanging from the ceiling signed by celebs who have been there 9and some faked ones, I think). Look for the Joe Don Baker one over the bar!

And if you're going to make out with a bridesmaid, don't get QUITE as drunk as normal! It's embarrassing to get "whiskey-%$@#" with a stranger!

Moose Head
09-23-2003, 10:49 AM
I welcome death.

By accepting your fate, you are proving to be very healthy psycologically. Congrats :handclap:

Douggy
09-23-2003, 11:37 AM
Don't forget to add this to your survival kit:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RIKI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
:lol: Are you aware of how much he hates them??? :lol:

Mr. T
09-23-2003, 01:07 PM
I'll tape DVE for you until you get back.

Unholy Diver
09-23-2003, 06:47 PM
You're gonna squeal like a pig boy

Rowsdower
09-23-2003, 06:56 PM
Stay away from grizzled old prospectors.....