1001 ways to tell you're too into HFBoards 2.0

Yayo
09-24-2003, 07:20 PM
I'll start!!

1. You think about trade proposals in your sleep...
2. If you are ever granted three wishes by a genie, one wish is to have no more meltdowns on HFBoards.

:D

Douggy
09-24-2003, 07:23 PM
3. You start a thread about '1001 ways to tell you're too into HFBoards 2.0' :D

Radulov for Czar*
09-24-2003, 07:23 PM
4. You wake up each morning trying to guess who started the most worthless thread overnight.

Aerolanche
09-24-2003, 07:26 PM
5. You copy Renegade's old thread even though you know it will die after 500...

VO #23
09-24-2003, 07:28 PM
6. Every time someone mentions "Tiki torch" or "Tiki hut" you think of Spongebob Squarepants.

monkey_00*
09-24-2003, 07:30 PM
7) You try to find what Avatar works best with your Handle on a constant basis

Tiki
09-24-2003, 07:38 PM
8. When ever someone say "Kansas" you think of pics of good looking women for no reason.

9. Bump!

10. You think finding out who Radio Robet really is would jsut ruin the fun of it for you.

11. Cola Wars. You where there. Just like the uncle you have that went to Woodstock It changed your life.

12. Instead of Praying for answers you just ask Wally.

13. When you hear the word Lounge you get the sudden urge to spout off a song title with the word Lounge in it.

oilers_guy_eddie
09-24-2003, 07:55 PM
14. You want to get a t-shirt with your avatar on it.

monkey_00*
09-24-2003, 07:58 PM
15) You want to get a T-shirt with 'oilers_guy_eddie's' Avatar on it.

oilers_guy_eddie
09-24-2003, 08:00 PM
15) You want to get a T-shirt with 'oilers_guy_eddie's' Avatar on it.
:D

19
09-24-2003, 10:46 PM
13. When you hear the word Lounge you get the sudden urge to spout off a song title with the word Lounge in it.

:lol:

-19

Koltsov71
09-25-2003, 06:52 AM
16. You are responding to this thread.

17. You average over 22 posts per day.

john g
09-25-2003, 06:58 AM
:lol: (22.13 posts per day)

Jewelly
09-25-2003, 07:02 AM
18)
You sign in and keep the HF site running in the background while you check other sites or while you're at work. Then you bring it up on when the boss isn't looking so you can catch a peak or respond to a post.

Edit: or at school.

Dr Love
09-25-2003, 07:08 AM
19. When something happens, whether it be in sports or a lounge-like event, the first thing you think of is "I wonder what [insert name of poster here] has to say about this."

dempsey_k*
09-25-2003, 07:23 AM
19. When something happens, whether it be in sports or a lounge-like event, the first thing you think of is "I wonder what [insert name of poster here] has to say about this."

20. When something happens, whether it be in sports or a lounge-like event, the first thing you think is "I wonder what I have to say about this."

heh, I almost wrote the (bracket) / quote (bracket)

TMac21
09-25-2003, 08:07 AM
18)
You sign in and keep the HF site running in the background while you check other sites or while you're at work. Then you bring it up on when the boss isn't looking so you can catch a peak or respond to a post.

Edit: or at school.

Guilty! :yo:

Tuomo Ruutu's Ego
09-25-2003, 11:21 AM
21. You recognize posters by their avatars.

22. You keep track of how many posts you make per day.

DJyellow
09-25-2003, 12:20 PM
23. You are happy when someone replies to a thread/post you made and you hit the "user cp" link often to check the latest response to your thread/post.

24. You subscribed to this thread

Yayo
09-25-2003, 02:42 PM
25. You check HFBoards more than you check your email. :D

Rails
09-25-2003, 02:49 PM
26. You start an instant message and then find something on the boards that is a nice read and forget about the message you just started.

Malmo_Mike
09-25-2003, 04:08 PM
27. When someone or something pisses you off you declare "Jihad" upon them

Vyacheslav
09-25-2003, 04:11 PM
27. When someone or something pisses you off you declare "Jihad" upon them

HF Boards must be pretty popular in the middle east.

VO #23
09-25-2003, 04:15 PM
HF Boards must be pretty popular in the middle east.

I hear Osama's an Oilers fan.

Vyacheslav
09-25-2003, 04:17 PM
I hear Osama's an Oilers fan.

So is Bush, apparently.

zoidberg
09-25-2003, 04:47 PM
I hear Satan's an Oilers fan.

Yeah, I'm looking at you, Lowetide.

KOMO_ROCKS
09-25-2003, 05:22 PM
28. You dream that all the proposals at HF the night before came true

Yayo
09-25-2003, 06:19 PM
I hear Satan's an Oilers fan.

Yeah, I'm looking at you, Lowetide.

29. You poke fun at the elderly because Alice does so.

Bring_Bak_Damphousse
09-25-2003, 06:26 PM
30) Your too busy to go looking for Porn so you find one of FISH ON THE SANDS posts and stare at his avatar for 20 minutes.

:dunno: :joker:

monkey_00*
09-25-2003, 08:46 PM
31) You participate in the 'Word Association' thread every night just so you can raise up your Post Total past the 2000-mark.

monkey_00*
09-26-2003, 01:15 PM
32) You visit all the team Forums hoping to find out if there are any Hockey Pools going that you can join up in.

Yayo
10-02-2003, 02:22 PM
33) You bump your own "1001 ways to tell you're too into HFBoards 2.0" threads.

Yayo
10-11-2003, 06:51 PM
34) You bump your own "1001 ways to tell you're too into HFBoards 2.0" threads for attention.

Koltsov71
10-12-2003, 06:20 AM
35) You continue to read this thread even though you know it was just a bump.

Epoch
10-12-2003, 11:54 AM
45) If you average more than 25.0 posts

didjuicythat
10-12-2003, 12:04 PM
46. When someone agreeing with one of your posts makes your day :D

Ghost of Dale Hunter
10-12-2003, 02:50 PM
47. :rolleyes:


war :rolleyes:

Mack
10-12-2003, 07:00 PM
48. At one time in your HF career you had 49.99 posts per day(from Nov to March)...it wasnt me i swear!... :o

evildreams
10-13-2003, 04:26 AM
53. You throw a **** fit/your world stops when the boards are down.

54. HF is your homepage

55. You check HF boards (where mostly amateur writers post), before you check reputable sites (tsn) for hockey info.

56. You value the opinion of HF posters over those who write professionally for newspapers/magazines

57. You know it is impossible to get onto HF at the trade deadline and the nhl draft, but you try anyways.

58. You obsessively check the trades board the 48 hrs. surrounding the trade deadline.

Irish Blues
10-13-2003, 06:11 AM
62. You remember where you where the day the boards crashed.
63. You've made plans to meet other people here.
64. You talk to your spouse about people here as if she knows them too.
65. You talk about the boards at home more than you talk about your kids.
66. You get up in the middle of the night to see what someone posted on a thread on the NHL Talk board.
67. You've skipped a class at school to keep posting here.
68. You know what some posters have changed their names from.
69. You printed out the original Useless Thread and saved it.
70. You printed out any of the other threads that used to be in the Hall of Fame before the boards crashed.