Offensive Sayings in Hokcey

09-26-2003, 03:31 PM
What are all the "offensive" sayings in hockey?

For example, "crash the net", "coast to coast", "power play", etc.

Please, I need more.

Thanks :yo: :yo: :yo: :yo: :yo:

Canadian Chris
09-26-2003, 03:36 PM offensive, I thought you meant like in rude I was all...Hmmm

"balls to the walls" and "**** the bed" could be another....but ya, I don't think that's what you're looking for :cry:

No Quarter
09-26-2003, 03:45 PM
When the Pens score a goal the great Mike Lange uses the term "He didn't know whether to cry or wind his watch"(talking about the oppositions goalie)

09-26-2003, 03:59 PM
Biscuit in the basket.

Do these count?
Shoot the puck.
Shoot from the point.

09-26-2003, 04:06 PM
"scrub", "bad player", "sucks", "liability", "nothing but a fighter", "can't do anything except fight", "Scott Parker"...

USC Trojans
09-26-2003, 04:10 PM
Listen to Oiler games on the radio with Rod Phillips commentating.

"He rips a drive!"
"Comrie dances through the neutral zone!"
"Ohh!!! What a GARGANTUAN hit by Jason Smith!"

09-26-2003, 04:14 PM
"OH BABY!" - John Davidson on a huge goal, save, hit, play

"HEEEEE SHOOTS AND SCORESSSSS" - Penguins commentator when Jagr was there

"HE SHOOTS! ... AND SCORES!" - Sam Rosen

09-26-2003, 06:23 PM
I'm thinking you mean sayings in general, not just sayings from commentators. If that's the case....

Cycle the puck down low.

Dump and chase (everyone's favorite, I'm sure.)

One man forecheck

Give and go (but that's really not just hockey)


Dipsy-doodle (or referring to a person) Dipsy-doodler

Don Cherry talks about "Giving someone the 'How's she goin'."

and, "He got him lined up in the train tracks."

Don't cut through centre-ice blind

Keep your head up

Mucking and grinding in the corner

"He's got a heavy shot."

"He's got a radio shot, you can hear it, but you can't see it."

"Beat that goalie like a rented mule." (This is the Pens announcer, as well as)
"Well, get in the fast lane Gramma, the bingo game's ready to roll." After a Pens goal.

"Deked him out of his jock."

09-26-2003, 06:33 PM
"The Rangers Have Won The Stanley Cup!"


I've always liked "he beat him like a rented mule."

09-26-2003, 06:40 PM
i heard you met don cherry and blue his dog...

09-26-2003, 07:53 PM
No goal.