Who will score first?

Koltsov71
10-06-2003, 03:36 PM
I saw this on the Blue Jackets board and thought it was a cool idea.

Place down your guess on who will score the first goal of the Penguins season and who will get the assists.

I'll guess Straka (Koltsov, Tarnstrom). :)

JDB3939
10-06-2003, 03:37 PM
Koltsov from Mario.

GoPenguins
10-06-2003, 03:44 PM
First Penguins goal will be scored by Nolan Baumgartner, assisted by Lemieux and Focht :)

Well, OK, perhaps thats a reach. I'll go with Koltsov scoring the first goal, with assists from Lemieux and Straka

Jacob
10-06-2003, 04:10 PM
Malone

Don'tcry4mejanhrdina
10-06-2003, 05:26 PM
Fata from Morozov and Berehowsky.

Robert Paulson*
10-06-2003, 05:28 PM
Koltsov on the PP, assisted by Tarnstrom and Lemieux :)

Ticallion961
10-06-2003, 05:46 PM
Morozov from Fata

Evilo
10-06-2003, 09:36 PM
Mario (Straka, Morozov) PP.

RedRumNJD
10-06-2003, 09:57 PM
Fata (Abid, Malone)

Steve Latin*
10-06-2003, 10:00 PM
Buchberger from Eastwood

S L

Der Schweinehund
10-07-2003, 04:22 AM
The opposition.

Koltsov71
10-07-2003, 04:36 AM
The opposition.

:lol:

I knew someone wouldn't be able to resist.

SuburbanRhythm
10-07-2003, 06:13 AM
The opposition.

Yeah, I was thinking along the same lines...maybe the contest should be who can correctly predict how many games into the season before a Penguin scores.


:rolleyes:

butchers_dog
10-07-2003, 07:53 AM
Holzinger

Rowsdower
10-07-2003, 08:58 AM
Hmmm....I'll go with Lemieux from Straka and Koltsov.....

Darth Vitale
10-07-2003, 12:29 PM
First goal - Fata
First PPG - Baumer (call it a hunch) ;)

Alex Kovalev
10-07-2003, 01:18 PM
1st Goal - Morozov

1st PP Goal - Koltsov

Speed Kills
10-07-2003, 01:57 PM
I have to go with Straka

Til the End of Time
10-07-2003, 02:06 PM
Morozov, unassisted.

Unholy Diver
10-07-2003, 07:57 PM
Marc-Andre Fleury, just like another young french canadian kid did several years ago first game, first shift, first shot

oh yeah unassisted

Mr. T
10-08-2003, 06:27 AM
First Goal: Murley from Malone
First PP: Straka from Mario and Tarnstrom
First PIM: Malone for roughing
First Fight: Ramzi Abid
First SHG: Koltsov from Straka
First Stillers chant: too soon

Ric Flair
10-08-2003, 06:30 AM
First Stillers chant: too soon

Too true. Do you think anyone will yell "SHOOT THE PUCK!!" at all this season?

Mr. T
10-08-2003, 06:40 AM
Too true. Do you think anyone will yell "SHOOT THE PUCK!!" at all this season?

Will a guy with acid washed jeans and mustache drink an IC Lite?

Ric Flair
10-08-2003, 07:03 AM
Will a guy with acid washed jeans and mustache drink an IC Lite?

I'm not sure what you are implying here. If you are trying to say that pittsburgh has a high white trash population, you sir are greatly mistaken.

Mr. T
10-08-2003, 07:14 AM
I'm not sure what you are implying here. If you are trying to say that pittsburgh has a high white trash population, you sir are greatly mistaken.


A colloquialism akin to "Is the Pope Catholic?" and "Does a bear %@#$ in the woods?"

But I respectfully disagree with your comment sir. It is an obese woman with poor dermatological care and a mullet that is the the median here in sunny Pittsburgh.

Darth Vitale
10-08-2003, 07:37 AM
Seriously. Pittsburgh is known far and wide as the home of the mullet and all that is white trash... in the Northeastern US anyway. Granted, there are many more dirty hoes in Long Island and more Bon Jovi fans in New Jersey, but the Burgh takes the cake for overall mullet performance and culture.

Ric Flair
10-08-2003, 07:54 AM
Seriously. Pittsburgh is known far and wide as the home of the mullet and all that is white trash... in the Northeastern US anyway. Granted, there are many more dirty hoes in Long Island and more Bon Jovi fans in New Jersey, but the Burgh takes the cake for overall mullet performance and culture.

I know man, I was being sarcastic. Whenever I feel down I just go to Wal-mart and I always feel better about myself.

Ric Flair
10-08-2003, 07:55 AM
A colloquialism akin to "Is the Pope Catholic?" and "Does a bear %@#$ in the woods?"

But I respectfully disagree with your comment sir. It is an obese woman with poor dermatological care and a mullet that is the the median here in sunny Pittsburgh.

You are wise beyond your years. You'd think with as much crap as the mullet gets and as much as everyone makes fun of it these morons would get a new hairstyle.

Mr. T
10-08-2003, 08:02 AM
You are wise beyond your years. You'd think with as much crap as the mullet gets and as much as everyone makes fun of it these morons would get a new hairstyle.

But it's the mustache that kills me! Everyone in Picksburgh has a mustache! Even a bunch of the women. Mustaches are not cool. A beard is one thing. A goatee is another, but mustaches just suck. Plain and simple.

Koltsov71
10-08-2003, 09:12 AM
but mustaches just suck. Plain and simple.

I couldn't agree more.

Koltsov71
10-08-2003, 09:13 AM
Hmm.. How did the topic turn to fat women, mullets, and facial hair? :dunno:

Der Schweinehund
10-08-2003, 09:16 AM
But it's the mustache that kills me! Everyone in Picksburgh has a mustache! Even a bunch of the women. Mustaches are not cool. A beard is one thing. A goatee is another, but mustaches just suck. Plain and simple.

Did Mario ever have his Sellick-stache when he was in Pittsburgh? I can't remember...

Der Schweinehund
10-08-2003, 09:20 AM
Hmm.. How did the topic turn to fat women, mullets, and facial hair? :dunno:

There's a Krystof Oliwa joke in there somewhere...

Ric Flair
10-08-2003, 09:20 AM
Hmm.. How did the topic turn to fat women, mullets, and facial hair? :dunno:

Because I jumped in and posted. Sorry gang.

kutdacheez
10-08-2003, 09:57 AM
But it's the mustache that kills me! Everyone in Picksburgh has a mustache! Even a bunch of the women. Mustaches are not cool. A beard is one thing. A goatee is another, but mustaches just suck. Plain and simple.
A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display.

The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled "Got Milk."
The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled "Forgot Milk."
The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache on it. It is entitled "Not Milk."
Sometime's, you see, mustaches do suck.

Koltsov71
10-08-2003, 10:19 AM
Because I jumped in and posted. Sorry gang.

I was just playing around.. Pretty funny stuff.

Ric Flair
10-08-2003, 10:52 AM
I was just playing around.. Pretty funny stuff.

I know dude, I'm with ya. Thanks again for the Only article. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

The Tang
10-08-2003, 11:59 AM
You are wise beyond your years. You'd think with as much crap as the mullet gets and as much as everyone makes fun of it these morons would get a new hairstyle.

key word: morons.
theyre too stupid to realize it looks awful and is the epitomy of white trash. 80's mullets are one thing, but they ended 15 years ago. now its just pathetic. i want to slap people in the back of the head and ask them what they are thinking.

tom_servo
10-08-2003, 12:11 PM
I'll say Straka.

Krom
10-08-2003, 12:42 PM
Surovy. (game 4)

The Tang
10-08-2003, 12:47 PM
i think i will go with koltsov from Mario.

Don'tcry4mejanhrdina
10-08-2003, 03:14 PM
The worst mustaches are the ones like Hulk Hogan has. He can some how get away with it, while nobody else can (Bill Guerin a couple years ago, anyone?)

The Tang
10-08-2003, 04:08 PM
The worst mustaches are the ones like Hulk Hogan has. He can some how get away with it, while nobody else can (Bill Guerin a couple years ago, anyone?)
i beleive jeff odgers had it too. did randy mckay have that?

Der Schweinehund
10-08-2003, 04:11 PM
The worst mustaches are the ones like Hulk Hogan has. He can some how get away with it, while nobody else can (Bill Guerin a couple years ago, anyone?)

AKA - The Handlebar. To me, the association is most with Wendel Clark.

Don'tcry4mejanhrdina
10-08-2003, 08:40 PM
I'm not sure if Randy Mckay had one, but he did have " 70's porno sideburns".