Man suing Nike and Jordon for a mere $832 million

blackhawksmaniac
07-09-2006, 05:13 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288

He's sueing $416 million to jordon because he looks like him?
:biglaugh:
But no one sues MJ!

Greek_physique
07-09-2006, 05:34 PM
:biglaugh:
What an arse!

Vic Rattlehead*
07-09-2006, 06:22 PM
Good ol' USA.

Lobstertainment
07-09-2006, 06:43 PM
I look like a world famous celebrity, MY LIFE IS RUINED!

kruezer
07-09-2006, 08:36 PM
Ha, I hope the judge doesn't throw it out, but rules that this guy should pay Jordan $416 mill for being an idiot.

Hedberg
07-09-2006, 08:53 PM
I think this guy needs serious help.

Russian_fanatic
07-10-2006, 02:13 AM
Peter Worrell should sure Andrea Lilja, for them looking alike.

NJDevs430
07-10-2006, 09:38 AM
A) He looks more like Louis Gossett Jr in that picture than Michael Jordan.
B) Dammit, I'm gonna sue Howdy Doody and Ron Howard.
C) How does Nike get involved in this?
D) The legal system should sue this guy and his lawyer for time that could be better spent pursuing valid lawsuits.
E) Charles Darwin should sue this guy for taking a big, fat dump all over his "survival of the fittest" theory - Oh yeah Chuck? Then how do you explain this dullard's existance?
}:-(>

caniacgirl12
07-10-2006, 10:07 AM
"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.

First of all, I am sure he hasn't enjoyed a few ladies mistaking him for the basketball star.

Second of all, he looks more like Montell Williams than MJ.

Motown Beatdown
07-10-2006, 11:07 AM
Nice add placement. I cant see what thins joker looks like because of some home loan ad!!! :madfire:

Going Back to Cally
07-10-2006, 12:37 PM
What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."

Good job.

I would agree that you would have to be very drunk to mistake him for Jordan.

Biggsy
07-10-2006, 02:30 PM
WOW thats very very sad i hope this guy doesnt get a penny and goes flat broke for even trying that just pathetic

Bourque7799
07-10-2006, 02:34 PM
Zidane should go and head butt this *******

Petey21
07-10-2006, 06:08 PM
ROFLMAO! I about fell off my chair and broke it when I read this! Maybe I should sue him for $500 million for making me laugh too hard? :D

Man, this is just so... :loony:

phlacheesesteak
07-10-2006, 09:55 PM
psh, and my mom goes to the emergency room and is sent home 8 times bofore she has a stroke a couple days later and im not sure if ill have a case against the hospital or not

:shakehead

its a ****ed up world we live in *****es

vwg*
07-11-2006, 01:56 AM
Holy frivolous lawsuits batman!

J17 Vs Proclamation
07-11-2006, 06:08 AM
He Deserves $832 million, i mean its original.

Good luck to Jorda .... i mean man.

Leeroy Jenkins
07-11-2006, 11:34 AM
Well people do say I look like Bill Gates.:sarcasm:

BuppY
07-11-2006, 01:02 PM
wow.

Catamo
07-11-2006, 02:22 PM
This man is a genius. And i say that without sarcasm and with all honesty.

This Allen Heckard fellow KNOWS he will not win this case. Hes not retarded. This is just a mastermind plan to get his name out there.. become known.. And possibly get rich doing so. Hes already entertained you all already.

Hemsky is a gangsta
07-14-2006, 01:35 AM
jordan should just countersue for the exact same thing, seeing as how the guy has gone public he is a celebrity too

Scoogs
07-14-2006, 02:29 AM
This is the best article I've ever read on the internet, bar none.

armani
07-14-2006, 10:05 AM
Zidane should go and head butt this *******:banghead:

chris_dub
07-14-2006, 12:33 PM
This guy was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night. They had him on the street with Cousin Sal...and sal would ask people walking by if they knew who he was. The first person actually said "Michael Jordan's cousin?"

One guy said "Kevin Garnett?" :biglaugh:

It took a few people, but somebody finally did say Michael Jordan.

Fish on The Sand
07-14-2006, 03:50 PM
E) Charles Darwin should sue this guy for taking a big, fat dump all over his "survival of the fittest" theory - Oh yeah Chuck? Then how do you explain this dullard's existance?
}:-(>

you just watch, this guy will remove himself from the gene pool, just watch.

discostu
07-14-2006, 04:23 PM
This is my favourite part:

What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."



:confused: Can anyone make sense of that statement. Is he afraid to admit that he pulled the number out of his ***? Is he worried he might look stupid if he did.

TaiMaiShu
07-15-2006, 11:06 PM
Well people do say I look like Bill Gates.:sarcasm:

I feel sorry for you.

Leeroy Jenkins
07-16-2006, 04:55 PM
I feel sorry for you.
Nah man it was a joke, I'm brown I look nothin like a skinny white guy.

Leb_Hitch*
08-11-2006, 09:20 PM
Everyone at the soccer field tells me i look like zidane :sarcasm:

andersen
08-11-2006, 10:36 PM
...................:huh:

DeputyDan
08-22-2006, 06:09 PM
Maybe his face can be rearranged to look like butthead

12# Peter Bondra
08-23-2006, 03:41 AM
:shakehead: (at the man).