If a girl was an NBA team...

01-26-2007, 01:37 PM
Pretty funny stuff...


The Laker Girl: Stunning and slightly neurotic. A knockout hottie that probably has breast implants. What’s worse, she knows she’s the cream of the crop. Has a vindictive streak a mile wide and doesn’t like to share the limelight with other girls. She will also throw public tantrums if she doesn’t get her way if she thinks anyone is paying attention to someone else. Career wise she is highly ambitious and wants to be known as the best at the end of the day. She will change clothes in the middle of the party if it gets her more attention.

The Raptors Girl: Raptor Girl is like the “transitional” girlfriend, a great time filler but long term it’s not for most. She’s liberal, open minded and has a penchant for multiculturalism. Everything a nice guy could want. That’s half the problem……you’re not. She’s a complete pushover and no-one really likes her but not really for any good reason. After 5 minutes with her most people would rather be somewhere else. It’s not like she’s boring or ugly or anything like that, it’s just that really everyone would rather be somewhere else……

The Rockets Girl: Always hurt or sick. Great at her job but she misses a lot of days and as a result everyone thinks she’s a flake. Needs to learn to ’suck it up’ as the expectation of what seems like a bazillion people is on her shoulders.

and my favorite...

The Knicks Girl: A psychological train wreck. Stay away from this one and that is hard to do because outside she looks good on the outside. Once upon a time people thought she was hot…..Before the breakdown. She’s mostly living in the past because her life at present is bleak at best. Makes impulsive, unexplainable decisions. Constantly shelling out money to take expensive self help courses but as her funds are depleting her decisions never seems to get better. Recently discovered a Sufi Guru who demanded she get her **** sorted out in a year but it looks like she’s going to take more than just spiritual giudance to get back to former glory, even at such an early stage in the 1 year rehab.

01-26-2007, 01:50 PM
I take it back...Spurs Girl is my favorite!

Spurs Girl:

She used to be the pick of the bunch, table manners, eloquent speech, dress to the nine’s the whole shebang really. Not the prettiest (although better than average), not the wittiest (in fact some of your buddies still kid you she was boring as hell to talk to) but definitely the best to be with and always had a strange fascination with multiculturalism. Being a smaller town girl she has certain values that hold her in good stead. (ie: You’ll never catch her out at a strip club shooting guns at 3am). The flip side of this is that now she’s getting on in years and appears to be on a downward slide. She still looks great at times, but every now and then drools on herself or forgets where the bathroom is and ***** in the corner of the living room. It doesn’t happen often, but often enough to make you wonder if this is the beginning of something both big and very, very bad.


mr gib
01-26-2007, 03:33 PM
oh dood - big and very very bad