Funny and/or clever saying for a 40th birthday cake.

Darz
05-25-2007, 11:07 AM
Hey, I was wondering if you guys could help me out.

My brothers 40th birthday is coming up, and I have been told to come up with a funny and/or clever saying to put on the cake. Now it can't obviously be too long of a statement since it has to be put on a cake.

Any ideas???

The best I have come up with so far is.....

"In dog years...you'd be DEAD!"

Voice of Reason
05-25-2007, 12:11 PM
How about "you were twelve when this year's crop of hot college freshmen girls were just born".
Made me feel old real fast.

Acadmus
05-25-2007, 12:36 PM
How about "you were twelve when this year's crop of hot college freshmen girls were just born".
Made me feel old real fast.
Try twenty-two.;) Unless it's a college for people that took a decade off to "find themselves".

How about, "It's all downhill from here..." (playing on the traditional "over the hill" jokes about 40).

"You're not getting older, you're...okay, you ARE getting older" (maybe a little too long)

"Think of the money you'll save on shampoo"

I've come up with about a dozen others, but none of them are funny...hmm...I need new material:D

Voice of Reason
05-25-2007, 12:43 PM
Try twenty-two.;) Unless it's a college for people that took a decade off to "find themselves".

How about, "It's all downhill from here..." (playing on the traditional "over the hill" jokes about 40).

"You're not getting older, you're...okay, you ARE getting older" (maybe a little too long)

"Think of the money you'll save on shampoo"

I've come up with about a dozen others, but none of them are funny...hmm...I need new material:D

Duly noted. Math on a pre-holiday Friday is not a strong suit.

New Sabres Captain
05-25-2007, 12:50 PM
Almost time to collect Social Security...

ACC1224
05-25-2007, 01:11 PM
"Turning 30's not so bad, at least you're not 40....oh wait!"

robert terwilliger
05-25-2007, 01:36 PM
"i heard you're turning 40, but, come on, you're an accountant. just fudge the numbers."

caniacgirl12
05-25-2007, 01:45 PM
18 with 22 years of life experience.

Once over the hill you pick up speed.

How the hell did you get that old?

Dolemite
05-25-2007, 02:37 PM
Hey, I was wondering if you guys could help me out.

My brothers 40th birthday is coming up, and I have been told to come up with a funny and/or clever saying to put on the cake. Now it can't obviously be too long of a statement since it has to be put on a cake.

Any ideas???

The best I have come up with so far is.....

"In dog years...you'd be DEAD!"

You gotta go with the senior citizen theme for the cake balloons and and anything else that goes along with the party.

Christ
05-25-2007, 02:38 PM
"Happy 22nd anniversary of your 18th birthday"

klingsor
05-25-2007, 02:55 PM
40 years old > the alternative

Duddy
05-25-2007, 03:25 PM
Wow, you we're born in the same year in wich the rolling stones started their first Good bye tour. you're really old.

abe jr
05-25-2007, 03:40 PM
happy 40th...start looking for a grave plot.

Phil Parent
05-25-2007, 03:50 PM
HAPPY VIAGRA.

Two words, straight to the point. And check out his wife's face when she sees it to see if she's indeed dealing with his inadequacies yet.

EmptyNetter
05-25-2007, 03:51 PM
"If you can read this you must have had lasic surgery"
"Put in your teeth and eat me"
"40 Year Old Virgin"

Or just put a Death Clock in the middle of the cake.

Poikilitic
05-25-2007, 04:47 PM
How about a simple
"**** you!"

Slats432
05-25-2007, 05:11 PM
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's over the hill I go.

abe jr
05-25-2007, 05:23 PM
How about a simple
"**** you!"

love? bit ghey no?

CharlieGirl
05-25-2007, 05:31 PM
Forty - the ultimate F word.

Forty isn't old... if you're a tree.

PolishBingo
05-25-2007, 07:06 PM
I'm 39 and feeling quite depressed now, ... thank you very much. :p:

Randal Graves
05-25-2007, 08:00 PM
I like the OP's one best.

Finest
05-25-2007, 09:23 PM
On my friends fathers cake his mom put " So your 50... WOW thats old". I got a chuckle out of it :dunno:

ScreamingWild
05-25-2007, 11:07 PM
Dirt ~ 39
You ~ Older

Tokala
05-25-2007, 11:33 PM
40=2/3 towards 60...and....halfway to dead!

octopi
05-27-2007, 12:59 AM
Use the Dairy Queen cakes as guides.

My favorite is "You hear voices too?"

or if you want to really stick with old people themes

"Cataract removal. All the cool geezers are getting it'

OR "It seems like just yesterday you were clubbing dinosaurs"

Or "Turn off oxygen before blowing out candles"

Or "Depends. The extra absorbant undergarment"

Or, for a hockey fan "Happy b-day, Chris Chelios"

Big McLargehuge
05-27-2007, 01:23 AM
I've always been a big fan of writing redrum on, well, basically everything.

Darz
05-28-2007, 03:03 PM
There are some really good ones in here. Thanks for the responds. I'm gonig to pass these on to my sis-in-law and see what she thinks

Thanks again

cheesed-off*
05-31-2007, 10:12 AM
How about a simple
"**** you!"

hahahaha, such a Kramer response.

Acadmus
05-31-2007, 01:15 PM
Too late, but I'm going to add anyway:
Jack Benny:nopity: turned 39 every year until he died - you've already outlived him!

Wild Thing
06-02-2007, 10:36 PM
"Eat fast - you'll die any minute"

Talent Analyst
06-02-2007, 10:43 PM
If its in 2007 , ''Awhh your born when the leafs win they last cup .''