"Naked Finns caused olympic failure for Belarus"

romelson
03-23-2010, 09:03 AM
The Belarus Icehockey federation has analyzed why they failed in the olympics.

Translated:

Coach Michail Zacharov explains why the team lost the importand quarter final against Switzerland by 2-3:

"- Our players couldnt focus on the preparations for the game since they had to share locker room with the finnish womens team. And the finnish women walked around naked, shamelessly. Our players broke their sticks in anger when the finnish women suddenly turned up although they didnt have a game that day."




http://www.hbl.fi/text/sport/2010/3/23/w44728.php

FinlandPanther
03-23-2010, 07:49 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: belarus should be considered lucky to have seen women as beautiful as that.

Maverick41
03-24-2010, 09:49 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: belarus should be considered lucky to have seen women as beautiful as that.

Some guys have all the luck and don't even appreciate it. :laugh:

I would trade an olympic semi final against a locker room full of naked female Finns anytime. :naughty:

Bileur
03-24-2010, 09:41 PM
Youtube or it didnt happen.

FinlandPanther
03-25-2010, 10:36 PM
Some guys have all the luck and don't even appreciate it. :laugh:

I would trade an olympic semi final against a locker room full of naked female Finns anytime. :naughty:

you and me both brother love me those blondes ;)

JVR
03-26-2010, 11:52 AM
Aww, should I feel pity for them?

Guy Legend
03-28-2010, 05:00 PM
:laugh:

Vader
03-28-2010, 11:26 PM
They got to play in the Olympics AND got to see hot women. What's the issue?

Charlie Milles*
03-29-2010, 01:24 PM
seein this blonde walking around naked pre-game would have fired me up big time.

http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/urheilu/jaakiekko/2009/661845.jpg

FiLe
03-29-2010, 02:43 PM
Our players broke their sticks in anger They should be wiser now to remove any jockstraps next time.







Also, I'm surprised they didn't report any wrist injuries.

Volcanologist
03-31-2010, 07:02 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: belarus should be considered lucky to have seen women as beautiful as that.

Are you kidding me??? Belarus is babe central.

Chairman Maouth
03-31-2010, 07:07 PM
‘‘My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap, and I [expletive] up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have room next to Petter Northug, and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I [expletive] up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a very good man.’’ -- Cross Country Skier, Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, explaining why he lost the gold medal

JerkeyLumme
04-01-2010, 02:18 PM
seein this blonde walking around naked pre-game would have fired me up big time.

http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/urheilu/jaakiekko/2009/661845.jpg

That's Noora Raty, the Finnish goalie. She's young, only 20.

Jules Winnfield
04-01-2010, 02:23 PM
Are you kidding me??? Belarus is babe central.

So true. When I was in Belarus, I thought there must have been a government experiment because there were so many beautiful women there. Women: Belarus > Ukraine > Russia

Charlie Milles*
04-01-2010, 04:23 PM
That's Noora Raty, the Finnish goalie. She's young, only 20.
Giggity.:naughty:

oreilly22
04-02-2010, 02:15 AM
Youtube or it didnt happen.

omg that was classic hahaha!

adsfan
04-03-2010, 09:28 AM
The Belarus Icehockey federation has analyzed why they failed in the olympics.

Translated:

Coach Michail Zacharov explains why the team lost the importand quarter final against Switzerland by 2-3:

"- Our players couldnt focus on the preparations for the game since they had to share locker room with the finnish womens team. And the finnish women walked around naked, shamelessly. Our players broke their sticks in anger when the finnish women suddenly turned up although they didnt have a game that day."




http://www.hbl.fi/text/sport/2010/3/23/w44728.php
Focus people, focus! Ha, ha, this is a great story! Nothing worse than a bunch of naked women in good shape parading around in front of you when you have a job to do. These poor guys! I don't read Finnish but I did notice the "Nakna". I think I can translate that word!

Dima_BLR
04-03-2010, 05:10 PM
no offence, finnish fans, but most of team blr players' wives/girlfriends would be considered supermodels by the finnish standards of female beauty. i'm from belarus, minsk, and i had lived in helsinki for 2 years, so i know what i'm talking about.:nod:

Dima_BLR
04-03-2010, 05:27 PM
That's Noora Raty, the Finnish goalie. She's young, only 20.
lol, does a male finn consider her attractive? you must have real problems with women out there. correction - with pretty women :D

FinlandPanther
04-04-2010, 10:14 PM
So true. When I was in Belarus, I thought there must have been a government experiment because there were so many beautiful women there. Women: Belarus > Ukraine > Russia

i wouldnt argue with this but ESTONIA has the best looking women. yes Estonia...there are absolutely gorgeous women.

FinlandPanther
04-04-2010, 10:15 PM
lol, does a male finn consider her attractive? you must have real problems with women out there. correction - with pretty women :D

bro shes about a 5 to my standards, and i love finnish women :nod:

mooseOAK*
04-06-2010, 04:30 PM
I was playing pickup once and a couple of girls were skating with us and after the game went into the showers with us just like they were one of the guys. Maybe that's their way of thinking.

Westcoasthabsfan
04-06-2010, 07:17 PM
lol, does a male finn consider her attractive? you must have real problems with women out there. correction - with pretty women :D

Okay there Dr Strangelove.... you probably still live with your folks in their basement and would love to see who is on your arm....:shakehead

Westcoasthabsfan
04-06-2010, 07:19 PM
I was playing pickup once and a couple of girls were skating with us and after the game went into the showers with us just like they were one of the guys. Maybe that's their way of thinking.

I wish that more women should think that way......:handclap:

SirKillalot
04-08-2010, 01:27 PM
‘‘My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap, and I [expletive] up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have room next to Petter Northug, and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I [expletive] up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a very good man.’’ -- Cross Country Skier, Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, explaining why he lost the gold medal


Haha:laugh:

That was Odd-Bjoern f...ing with the media:D

He felt the press conferences was so boring. You should have read the swedish newspapers, oh man how they bought it. And, he made some sort of "Play of the day" in Canada(?) too:laugh:

H A L L elujah 4
04-14-2010, 08:10 AM
hha LOL

Mayor Bee
04-15-2010, 01:09 AM
‘‘My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap, and I [expletive] up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have room next to Petter Northug, and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I [expletive] up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a very good man.’’ -- Cross Country Skier, Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, explaining why he lost the gold medal

Is that Peter North's long-lost Norwegian brother?:sarcasm:

OFD
08-08-2010, 04:46 PM
I had the chance to go to Helsinki this summer, I gotta say out of all the places I have went to, Finnish woman are the most beautiful.

Titan124
08-10-2010, 07:35 PM
I had the chance to go to Helsinki this summer, I gotta say out of all the places I have went to, Finnish woman are the most beautiful.

Finnish girls are good, but California girls were unforgettable. :sarcasm:

TMac21
08-11-2010, 02:15 PM
Is that Peter North's long-lost Norwegian brother?:sarcasm:

:laugh: Thank you, I needed a laugh.

Dima_BLR
09-22-2010, 01:49 AM
I had the chance to go to Helsinki this summer, I gotta say out of all the places I have went to, Finnish woman are the most beautiful. girls in moscow, kiev or minsk are much more prettier and they dress up better. i had a chance to feel this massive difference in favour of slavic women cause i spent 2 years living in helsinki with my family + were many times in moscow and kiev on business trips + minsk is my home town).

obsenssive*
11-22-2010, 05:46 PM
its easy to be disapointed in naked finnish women when your from belarus.

Fighter
11-25-2010, 07:10 AM
Lucky as ever and they don't appreciate it... shame on them! :laugh:

Finnish women are gorgeous but estonian are even better IMO: a mix of finnish and russian traits :banana:

mattihp
11-27-2010, 04:02 AM
Focus people, focus! Ha, ha, this is a great story! Nothing worse than a bunch of naked women in good shape parading around in front of you when you have a job to do. These poor guys! I don't read Finnish but I did notice the "Nakna". I think I can translate that word!

The article is in swedish.

obsenssive*
12-02-2010, 08:55 AM
Finnish women are gorgeous but estonian are even better IMO: a mix of finnish and russian traits :banana:

holy sh.t don't ever say that to an estonian. thats not even true.

FiLe
12-05-2010, 01:09 PM
I had the chance to go to Helsinki this summer, I gotta say out of all the places I have went to, Finnish woman are the most beautiful. Cue a pic of Tuksu.

illone84
12-17-2010, 01:46 AM
holy sh.t don't ever say that to an estonian. thats not even true.

Estonian women are a mix of Danes, Germans, Swedes, Russians. etc. etc

:yo:

Henkine
12-19-2010, 09:00 AM
girls in moscow, kiev or minsk are much more prettier and they dress up better.

lol, does a male finn consider her attractive? you must have real problems with women out there. correction - with pretty women :D

THIS!

A girl from belarus :naughty:

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/84938992.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA54822D0AE950CE129E1 76A03FE1853707E755CE6B825B467EB8E30A760B0D811297

obsenssive*
12-19-2010, 11:15 AM
Estonian women are a mix of Danes, Germans, Swedes, Russians. etc. etc

:yo:

wtf? no.

estonians are finnu-ugric related to fins, hungarians, and more distantly mongols. yes over the centuries they've mixed with some other people in the geographic area. but as for there genotype they originate from the western asian steppe. they migrated into the hungarian plains about 10,000 years ago and got spread out from there.

Latex*
12-19-2010, 10:04 PM
wtf? no.

estonians are finnu-ugric related to fins, hungarians, and more distantly mongols. yes over the centuries they've mixed with some other people in the geographic area. but as for there genotype they originate from the western asian steppe. they migrated into the hungarian plains about 10,000 years ago and got spread out from there.

I haven't really seen blue/green eyed blonde mongols, and given the fact that we have the highest % of blondes in the world makes it unlikely for us to be mongols. And judging just by looks, we are nothing like the hungarians...

obsenssive*
12-20-2010, 10:54 AM
I haven't really seen blue/green eyed blonde mongols, and given the fact that we have the highest % of blondes in the world makes it unlikely for us to be mongols. And judging just by looks, we are nothing like the hungarians...

its genetics. theres no personal opinions involved.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Fenno-Ugrian_people.png/755px-Fenno-Ugrian_people.png

Latex*
12-20-2010, 12:03 PM
its genetics. theres no personal opinions involved.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Fenno-Ugrian_people.png/755px-Fenno-Ugrian_people.png

Edit: nothing

E: Maybe i'm going to post after all :D

This article about a study made by the university of Helsinki states that less than 10% of the finnish gene ancestry comes from the east and while being more "genetically eastern" than for e.g swedes most, about 90% of our genes are central European.

And it also states that the genetic differences between the finnish "tribes" (e.g Hämäläiset,Karjalaiset,Savolaiset) are huge.
For e.g the difference between the finns living in the western Finland and the finns living in Eastern Finland are bigger than the genetic differences between the British and the Germans.

And the other article that is about the settlement of Finland says that the first humans to settle Finland were the germanic. And the people speaking Finnish came in the second wave.

Try using google translate or something:

http://www.hs.fi/kotimaa/artikkeli/Maakuntien+geeniperim%C3%A4t+poikkeavat+jyrk%C3%A4 sti+toisistaan/1135240476341

http://www.hs.fi/kotimaa/artikkeli/It%C3%A4-+ja+L%C3%A4nsi-Suomen+kulttuurien+erot+syntyiv%C3%A4t+eri+muuttoa alloissa/1135240481420

And i have also read that we have more similar genes with the dutch than the Hungarians.

It's from the biggest newspaper of Finland :)

http://www.hilavitkutin.com/videoblogi/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/blondi_kartta.jpg

ICBM
12-25-2010, 04:03 AM
This hole thing went way too far. Here are those girls:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Finland_national_women%27s_ice_hockey_team.jp g


And they are pretty average, to say the least. No point in further discussion. If the rest of them in Finland are great, who gives a damn?

In my experience, Danish and Swedish girls are very pretty, but I've never been to Finland. Anyways, the girls on that teams sucked.

mattihp
12-25-2010, 04:29 AM
This hole thing went way too far.
I LOVE your play on words.


Anyways, the girls on that teams sucked.

Once again... I love your play on words.

jepjepjoo
12-28-2010, 08:44 AM
its genetics. theres no personal opinions involved.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Fenno-Ugrian_people.png/755px-Fenno-Ugrian_people.png

Oh man... You are so confused. The map you used is about languages which has nothing to do with genetics.

OFD
12-28-2010, 11:31 AM
Who cares about the womans hockey team? How about the figure skaters? Kiira Korpi, Laura Lepistö...............:heart:

QnebO
03-30-2011, 05:52 PM
Hockey is kind of a manly sport.. did u expect the most beautifull girls to play it? :P Probably belarussians were upset because they tought they are going to see team swimmers (hanna-maria seppälä) or figure skaters =)