How to answer a girl to a dance

Vip
05-09-2011, 06:54 PM
So i got asked to a dance, and i need to respond to her. Anyone have some good/creative ideas of how i should do it? Just want to see what anyone thinks haha

Tortue
05-09-2011, 06:55 PM
try yes

New York RKY
05-09-2011, 06:55 PM
Do you like her?

pine*
05-09-2011, 06:59 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oyd7qb91L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

This has potential. Keep us posted.

This could turn out to be the next How to know if a girl is flirting in high school.

sabresfan129103
05-09-2011, 06:59 PM
pwn her and say no.

Liliaceae
05-09-2011, 07:00 PM
LOL.. say yes!?

gojacketsgo61
05-09-2011, 07:06 PM
Am I the only person who thought at first this was the same person who did that thread about the girl he liked and how she found out his feelings then it was all false?

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:08 PM
Haha. Yes i like her. And yes, yes is the obvious choice, but it needs to be creative!

New York RKY
05-09-2011, 07:09 PM
Steal OBL's dead body and give it to here with Will you go to the dance drawn on it :nod:

Benny Lava
05-09-2011, 07:09 PM
Wait, since when does answering need to be creative? When I was in high school it was always the person doing the asking who had to be creative.

pine*
05-09-2011, 07:11 PM
Steal OBL's dead body and give it to here with Will you go to the dance drawn on it :nod:

He's not asking, he's answering.

On that note, take OBL's corpse, give him a smile (why so serious?) and give him a "YES MAN" t-shirt.

:naughty:

New York RKY
05-09-2011, 07:12 PM
He's not asking, he's answering.

On that note, take OBL's corpse, give him a smile (why so serious?) and give him a "YES MAN" t-shirt.

:naughty:

Do it, do it.

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:13 PM
Wait, since when does answering need to be creative? When I was in high school it was always the person doing the asking who had to be creative.

I guess times have changed, unfortunately, for an uncreateive person like me :(

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:14 PM
He's not asking, he's answering.

On that note, take OBL's corpse, give him a smile (why so serious?) and give him a "YES MAN" t-shirt.

:naughty:

:laugh:

The Joker*
05-09-2011, 07:15 PM
Why would you want to creatively accept her invitation? How the **** would you even do that?

Say yes, get drunk, get laid.

The Gourmet
05-09-2011, 07:16 PM
"k" .

Ih8theislanders
05-09-2011, 07:16 PM
You have a few options here.


"Yes"


or, if you're feeling a little rowdy,


"Yea"

KpopandHockey
05-09-2011, 07:16 PM
Tell her you have lube ready. ;)

buffalosabresgal
05-09-2011, 07:18 PM
I guess times have changed, unfortunately, for an uncreateive person like me :(

Not in my high school. Just tell her yes. Then smile like you mean it, because you obviously do mean it. :)

Lots of girls like straightforward answers. I should know, I am a girl. Yes is the only thing you need to say, no creativeness required.

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:19 PM
Hahaha if only it was that easy :naughty:

The Joker*
05-09-2011, 07:19 PM
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GatoradeG*
05-09-2011, 07:20 PM
Yes, for it was not into my ear you spoke, but into my soul.

OilerTyler
05-09-2011, 07:22 PM
"Hey Pajaarvi, want to go to the dance with me!?"

"Only if you think you can handle my dance moves ;)"

"lolz you're so funny remember to bring a condom"

chadthestampede
05-09-2011, 07:23 PM
"only if I can piiyb"

dfk711*
05-09-2011, 07:24 PM
Say "yes AINEC"

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:25 PM
This is how she asked me...
She bought a happy meal and then wrote on a piece of paper "I would be happy if you went to ______ with me!"
Then she left it on my front door.
Cmon people, ideas!! haha

OilerTyler
05-09-2011, 07:27 PM
Buy a happy meal, write "I would be happy to" on a piece of paper and leave it at her front door?

buffalosabresgal
05-09-2011, 07:28 PM
This is how she asked me...
She bought a happy meal and then wrote on a piece of paper "I would be happy if you went to ______ with me!"
Then she left it on my front door.
Cmon people, ideas!! haha

Do the same, writing "I'd be more than happy to go with you."

Patchey*
05-09-2011, 07:28 PM
Why's everyone saying yes so quickly. What if she's fat. We need pics.

Tortue
05-09-2011, 07:29 PM
Why's everyone saying yes so quickly. What if she's fat. We need pics.

With the mcdonalds invitation we must take this comment seriously and really consider pictures of said shamu.

Lexicon
05-09-2011, 07:30 PM
Why's everyone saying yes so quickly. What if she's fat. We need pics.

:nod:

New Sabres Captain
05-09-2011, 07:30 PM
Not in my high school. Just tell her yes. Then smile like you mean it, because you obviously do mean it. :)

Lots of girls like straightforward answers. I should know, I am a girl. Yes is the only thing you need to say, no creativeness required.

False. Everyone knows there are no girls on teh internets.

buffalosabresgal
05-09-2011, 07:31 PM
Why's everyone saying yes so quickly. What if she's fat. We need pics.

Valid point, but it shouldn't matter if he likes her. It's not like we're going to this dance with her. :laugh:

OilerTyler
05-09-2011, 07:31 PM
By the way, since when do girls ask guys to dances? It was always the other way around at my schools.

Lexicon
05-09-2011, 07:32 PM
This is how she asked me...
She bought a happy meal and then wrote on a piece of paper "I would be happy if you went to ______ with me!"
Then she left it on my front door.
Cmon people, ideas!! haha

Well you could leave a screw on her porch, and say "Only if you screw with me".

chadthestampede
05-09-2011, 07:32 PM
By the way, since when do girls ask guys to dances? It was always the other way around at my schools.

Fat girls are always asking dudes to dances.

buffalosabresgal
05-09-2011, 07:32 PM
False. Everyone knows there are no girls on teh internets.

How do you know?

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:33 PM
By the way, since when do girls ask guys to dances? It was always the other way around at my schools.

It is a girls choice dance, meant for only the cheerleaders, girls association girls, dance girls ..etc.

Lexicon
05-09-2011, 07:34 PM
Not in my high school. Just tell her yes. Then smile like you mean it, because you obviously do mean it. :)

Lots of girls like straightforward answers. I should know, I am a girl. Yes is the only thing you need to say, no creativeness required.

No. Creativity is needed.

And girls don't know anything, guys do. We'll tell you what you want.

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:35 PM
I promise she's not fat haha

Lexicon
05-09-2011, 07:35 PM
It is a girls choice dance, meant for only the cheerleaders, girls association girls, dance girls ..etc.

I hope she's not from the Girl's Association Girls, that acronym is "GAG".

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:35 PM
Well you could leave a screw on her porch, and say "Only if you screw with me".

hahahaha :laugh:

JMcLeaf
05-09-2011, 07:35 PM
How do you know?

Are you on a laptop in the kitchen?

pine*
05-09-2011, 07:35 PM
How do you know?

Unless if the computer with internet is in the kitchen, then no there are no girls on the interwebz.

John Torturella
05-09-2011, 07:36 PM
This is how she asked me...
She bought a happy meal and then wrote on a piece of paper "I would be happy if you went to ______ with me!"
Then she left it on my front door.
Cmon people, ideas!! haha

how do you know it was actually her? sounds like a lame joke to me.

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:36 PM
I hope she's not from the Girl's Association Girls, that acronym is "GAG".

It is actually MAG -Murray Association of Girls

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:37 PM
how do you know it was actually her? sounds like a lame joke to me.

Because i caught her when she was doing it. Plus we are already dating. And she already knows i am going with her, i just have to answer her. It's the polite thing to do!

GatoradeG*
05-09-2011, 07:38 PM
Buy one of those mobile ad vans, tell them to park it infront of her house and make the message say whatever.

chadthestampede
05-09-2011, 07:39 PM
Because i caught her when she was doing it. Plus we are already dating. And she already knows i am going with her, i just have to answer her. It's the polite thing to do!

This changes everything.

buffalosabresgal
05-09-2011, 07:39 PM
Unless if the computer with internet is in the kitchen, then no there are no girls on the interwebz.

I do have a computer with internet in the kitchen. :p:

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:39 PM
Buy one of those mobile ad vans, tell them to park it infront of her house and make the message say whatever.

Pretty solid idea, but too pricey.

Edit: Pricy? however the hell you spell it.

Lexicon
05-09-2011, 07:40 PM
I promise she's not fat haha

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbJKFrBzhgNVmKELMDARU2hZMq2vlE_ 6EcHyWOX04sZpBP64a_uQ&t=1

Lexicon
05-09-2011, 07:41 PM
I do have a computer with internet in the kitchen. :p:

The man who showed you the "on" button for the computer should have his man card revoked immediately. Everyone knows girls can't find "on" buttons by themselves.

Lexicon
05-09-2011, 07:43 PM
Because i caught her when she was doing it. Plus we are already dating. And she already knows i am going with her, i just have to answer her. It's the polite thing to do!

dating in high school is serious business.

Eytinge
05-09-2011, 07:45 PM
Because i caught her when she was doing it. Plus we are already dating. And she already knows i am going with her, i just have to answer her. It's the polite thing to do!
Is she super shy or something? If she's already dating you why does she need to sneak a happy meal out on your porch to ask you out?

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:45 PM
dating in high school is serious business.

Yeah, its meh.

buffalosabresgal
05-09-2011, 07:46 PM
The man who showed you the "on" button for the computer should have his man card revoked immediately. Everyone knows girls can't find "on" buttons by themselves.

Ah, so a girl can't use technology? I get it. I actually found the "on" button all by myself. (I was so proud. :sarcasm: )

And everybody knows that guys are completely tactless when it comes to interacting with girls.

JMcLeaf
05-09-2011, 07:46 PM
post 95

Vip
05-09-2011, 07:46 PM
Is she super shy or something? If she's already dating you why does she need to sneak a happy mean out on your porch to ask you out?

It's just how you ask. I guess people here just ask in creative ways, instead of saying "Hey, wanna go to the dance?" "Sweet".

OilerNut*
05-09-2011, 07:49 PM
Make a counter offer and ask for a date to McDonald's instead.

Lexicon
05-09-2011, 07:50 PM
Ah, so a girl can't use technology? I get it. I actually found the "on" button all by myself. (I was so proud. :sarcasm: )

And everybody knows that guys are completely tactless when it comes to interacting with girls.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3VkY7lpP44eIUw0IZwXimZ152mIXgX J5w-ha1TzqIjhrAvhku&t=1

Ih8theislanders
05-09-2011, 07:54 PM
I do have a computer with internet in the kitchen. :p:

damn ****ing right you do

Alex The Loyal
05-09-2011, 08:07 PM
You're already dating her? This thread has lost all potential.

Just say yes for ****s sake

JMcLeaf
05-09-2011, 08:09 PM
Write "yes" on a pencil and give it to her

pine*
05-09-2011, 08:10 PM
^If she responds with 'thankies', you know you've got a keeper.

GatoradeG*
05-09-2011, 08:13 PM
Buy the movie Save the last dance. Put in mailbox.

Groot
05-09-2011, 09:21 PM
Get tickets to a playoff game.

awesomo
05-09-2011, 09:33 PM
there is no better way to say yes than porking her


you can be creative in the way you do it too

WickedWrister
05-09-2011, 09:39 PM
Right your response on your penis with a sharpie.

zingbo2133
05-09-2011, 09:45 PM
Definitely gotta pull a brothers solomon and get a msg at the end of a plane. Cant find a youtube of it but its awesome.

bradm6125
05-09-2011, 11:42 PM
Make a counter offer and ask for a date to McDonald's instead.

Make sure to ask for "Future Considerations" in the deal as well, if you know what i mean:naughty:

The Face Pincher*
05-09-2011, 11:47 PM
Don't worry, I'll do it for you, buddy. I mean, just as long as I can go instead of you

Vip
05-10-2011, 12:23 AM
Don't worry, I'll do it for you, buddy. I mean, just as long as I can go instead of you

:laugh:

Vip
05-10-2011, 12:24 AM
Haha great ideas guys..

Stuck in Socal
05-10-2011, 01:13 AM
Stick it in her mouth.

Fire Lindy
05-10-2011, 01:26 AM
Try carving a special message into a pencil and giving it to her.

Alex The Loyal
05-10-2011, 01:27 AM
"**** before or after Prom?"

kingsholygrail
05-10-2011, 05:49 AM
Tell her to buy you dinner first.

WarriorOfGandhi
05-10-2011, 09:02 AM
say "I wouldn't trade this opportunity even for Bozak and a 3rd"

RoryDelap
05-10-2011, 07:04 PM
oh god are the kids doing this **** via text nowadays? how sad.

Charlie Milles*
05-10-2011, 07:06 PM
pwn her and say no.
lirl

The Brewmeister
05-10-2011, 07:12 PM
Haha. Yes i like her. And yes, yes is the obvious choice, but it needs to be creative!

say "hey (enter girls name here)" slide on over, do a Michael Jackson 360 spin, tip your fedora, and say "i'd love to go the dance with you" then BOOM!!! you're in her pants on the back seat of the bus on your way home from school.

Patchey*
05-10-2011, 07:23 PM
say "hey (enter girls name here)" slide on over, do a Michael Jackson 360 spin, tip your fedora, and say "i'd love to go the dance with you" then BOOM!!! you're in her pants on the back seat of the bus on your way home from school.

Please do this. :handclap:

Montag DP
05-10-2011, 07:27 PM
You don't need to. You already told her twice.

Rink Rage
05-10-2011, 07:44 PM
Post 96.

The Brewmeister
05-10-2011, 08:41 PM
Post 96.

fail

waxring
05-10-2011, 10:03 PM
Say yes i really can ask Ixcuincle

Topp Spin
05-10-2011, 10:22 PM
I'm guessing you're in high school. If that's true, just borrow your buddy's 86 Camaro with the T-Tops, roll up out in front of the school, tell the broad that she wasn't your first choice, but will do for now.
She'll think you're a total bad-a**.

I had an 83 Camaro in high school and some of the shenanigans me and the boys pulled always got the ladies' attention, good or bad.

ILuvLucic*
05-10-2011, 11:11 PM
Build her a cake or something

End of Line
05-10-2011, 11:27 PM
Tell her you have lube ready. ;)

Then......Post 95

:laugh:

JustGivingEr
05-10-2011, 11:36 PM
Just say




I'm In

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/gopedguy181/ss_BudLightBottleWet.jpg

Lier X Agerate
05-10-2011, 11:59 PM
Flop out your willy with the word "yes" written on it. If she doesn't run away because she thinks you're a perverted freak, then you're in for a good night.

Vip
05-11-2011, 12:27 AM
Just say




I'm In

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/gopedguy181/ss_BudLightBottleWet.jpg

Here we go!

Vip
05-11-2011, 12:28 AM
Okay everyone.. I answered her, and it is a done deal! Just hung out with her tonight. It was pretty great, if ya know what i mean :naughty:

OilerNut*
05-11-2011, 12:29 AM
Okay everyone.. I answered her, and it is a done deal! Just hung out with her tonight. It was pretty great, if ya know what i mean :naughty:

Did she swallow? :sarcasm:

Vip
05-11-2011, 12:30 AM
Did she swallow? :sarcasm:

Her drink? Ofcourse she did! :sarcasm:

Granlund2Pulkkinen*
05-11-2011, 10:50 AM
Poop in a bag and say "I've picked out a variety of items that will represent the night with me and put them in this bag for you, my dear"

GIN ANTONIC
05-11-2011, 11:35 AM
Should have done a scavenger hunt with a bunch of clues where the last one reveals a note saying "I AM GAY".

TML g u n n e R s*
05-11-2011, 12:31 PM
lol wtf just say yes..... only if she goes down

Puckface NYR*
05-11-2011, 12:35 PM
Her drink? Ofcourse she did! :sarcasm:

Just wondering, how old are you? lol

SirKillalot
05-11-2011, 12:49 PM
Ask her, why she want to go with you?

osgoodshlatters
05-11-2011, 01:04 PM
is this you?

http://shelton.patch.com/articles/shs-senior-banned-from-prom-it-just-seems-a-little-extreme?ncid=webmail

Vip
05-11-2011, 05:51 PM
is this you?

http://shelton.patch.com/articles/shs-senior-banned-from-prom-it-just-seems-a-little-extreme?ncid=webmail

Haha that sucks for that dude!

Vip
05-11-2011, 05:53 PM
Just wondering, how old are you? lol

Seventeen

NJ_CATS_FAN
05-11-2011, 05:54 PM
Ask her if she wants to play "just the tip".

Charlie Milles*
05-11-2011, 05:56 PM
Does this smell like chlor... Oh you want to go with me?

Bruv
07-16-2013, 12:12 AM
Just say yes.

hope I'm not too late btw

JustGivingEr
07-16-2013, 12:15 AM
Good bump

MarleauApologist
07-16-2013, 12:16 AM
Why would you want to creatively accept her invitation? How the **** would you even do that?

Say yes, get drunk, get laid.

Not everybody is as rich as you bro, I know you're used to every girl wanting to have sex with you, but it's not the case for some guys.

Vip
07-16-2013, 12:19 AM
Lirl. Good bump.

Kane One
07-16-2013, 12:24 AM
So how was the dance?

:laugh:

Izzy
07-16-2013, 12:25 AM
take it off take it off

KareemTrustfund
07-16-2013, 12:26 AM
Vip, didn't you marry this girl?

Vip
07-16-2013, 12:30 AM
Unfortunately no. The next year she moved away to college and we attempted to do long distance which failed miserably. We have since stopped talking. Sucks becasue I really liked this girl :cry:

EchoesoftheEighties
07-16-2013, 12:33 AM
Slay enemies, score goals

Novacane
07-16-2013, 12:36 AM
Shucks. Could have provided sound advice.

Ronaldo
07-16-2013, 12:48 AM
Edit: Didn't see the date.

Vip
07-16-2013, 12:52 AM
Edit: Didn't see the date.

Go ahead and give said advice anyways. Or ask how it was. Either or.

Jacques The Mayor
07-16-2013, 01:00 AM
Unfortunately no. The next year she moved away to college and we attempted to do long distance which failed miserably. We have since stopped talking. Sucks becasue I really liked this girl :cry:

I bet two years from now you'll be humming a different tune.

Vip
07-16-2013, 01:05 AM
I bet two years from now you'll be humming a different tune.

Already am actually. She has taken a different path in her life, one that I wouldnt want to be a part of.

shootingrubber
07-16-2013, 01:21 AM
Already am actually. She has taken a different path in her life, one that I wouldnt want to be a part of.

What is said path?

MainDotC
07-16-2013, 01:22 AM
So i got asked to a dance, and i need to respond to her. Anyone have some good/creative ideas of how i should do it? Just want to see what anyone thinks haha

If she found out you begin sentences with "so" she would have nothing to do with you.

Patchey*
07-16-2013, 02:32 AM
The real question is, did you two
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Phillips_screw.jpg

JeffMangum
07-16-2013, 02:34 AM
You have a few options here.


"Yes"


or, if you're feeling a little rowdy,


"Yea"

It's late, but lirl :laugh:

Vip
07-16-2013, 02:37 AM
What is said path?

Got super religious. Gonna serve an LDS mission. I don't want to be a part of that.

Patchey*
07-16-2013, 02:57 AM
The real question is, did you two screw?

Got super religious. Gonna serve an LDS mission. I don't want to be a part of that.

Soooooooo no.

Everlong
07-16-2013, 02:59 AM
Did you dance like this
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/202134/kids-dancing-to-crazy-frog-o.gif

or like this
http://i44.tinypic.com/1iilhz.gif

Either would have been good options.