When life gives you lemons....

.....get a sweet tattoo where your arm used to be.

http://7.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com/12/12/03ec3e3fd88d79714a72bd7fb08e69be.jpg

http://www.tattoo42.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/58a27_sharktattoo_IsTep_22979.jpg

You know those will get him laid

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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This.

Wtf is he gonna do with a lemon. It's not like he can squeeze it.

http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Amputee-Tattoo.png

Bad ass!

i'd rather have an arm

i'd rather have an arm

I don't think they had a choice.

... you paint that **** gold

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This.

I've been watching that show on Netflix.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonades.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvh9kxZy01qz4cuyo1_500.jpg

first guy shoulda gotten a yoshi tattoo

That is pretty badass.