Scott Gordon: You think losing is funny?
Richard Park: Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.

(After seeing the lineup posted)
Brashear: 4th line? Man that's a major diss
Valiquette: See that's why being a goaltender is good you always know where you stand.
Avery: Looks like you're riding the pine pony pal.
Valiquette: What?
Avery: Henrik's one you're two.

John Tortorella: What do all great teams have in common?
Sean Avery: Great coaching, sir.
Torts: Don't try to suck up to me Avery.

[after the final shoot out attempt]
John Tortorella: Chris, you lost it for me.
Chris Drury: You lost it for yourself.

(After a 5-0 loss to the Rangers)
Bryce Salvador: Man, we can't even win when we trap. Stupid cake eater tricks!
Jacques Lemaire: Jamie! When I tell you to do something, you do it!
Jamie Langenbrunner: You can't make me trap.
(Lou Lamoriello walks in)
Lou: This is what I give up my Christmas bonus for? To watch my team trap? Marty, Zach get your things we're going.

(After Wade Redden is sent to Hartford):
Tortorella: Well, you really stooped low this time, Glen.
Sather: I'm insulted by that, John, you have no idea how low I can stoop.

Jacques Lemaire: Alright here we go Jay!
Colin White: He's a spazway. He'll screw up.
(whiff)
Jacques Lemaire: Keep swinging Pando. Maybe you'll give em a cold.

Have no fear, Lundqvist is here. Hey man there was nothin' on that. How 'bout a real shot? Hey Paison, meatballs are slowin' ya down? Hey uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?

It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting nailed off the ice. Why am I always getting shot at?

why did u turn against me in nhl 09? u could have been one of the greats. now look at urself. ur not even a has been, ur a never was.