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Fred Murtz 01-13-2012 02:32 PM

The Caption Thread
 
Fire away and fall back.

http://www.jesseshunting.com/images/...ch_12jan12.jpg

Sushiko 01-13-2012 02:53 PM

"Oh you know just where to touch me...."

AndyPipkin 01-13-2012 02:55 PM

"Geez David. Not in public."

CarvinSigX 01-13-2012 03:46 PM

Did Kelly teach you her techniques?

TheSilverSkeeter 01-13-2012 03:49 PM

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

GTHP95 01-13-2012 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spectr17 (Post 42420201)

Backes: 1 more time BURR!!

Burrows: Oh stop it! David!

AndyPipkin 01-13-2012 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuck85 (Post 42423885)
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

Ahh childhood obesity.

milieu bluez 01-13-2012 04:41 PM

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BTCH", "what?" *SHOOTS IN THE LEG* "I SAID.... DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BTCH!"

Chicago Blues 01-13-2012 05:14 PM

"Oh God, better than Henrik, not quite as good as Daniel"

puckerdude10 01-14-2012 12:53 AM

[QUOTE]"Oh God, better than Henrik, not quite as good as Daniel" [/QUOTE


We have a winner! :biglaugh:

Oberyn 01-14-2012 02:21 AM

Before the game, Hitchcock made it clear to his team to watch out for Alex Burrows. He is known to be a dirty b****, and never mans up for the shenanigans he constantly pulls. Hitchcock claims that Burrows is a guy who "seriously needs some t*sticles."

Being the team captain, David Backes felt it was his duty to step up for his team, and decided to fulfill Hitchcock's words. Unfortunately, Backes misinterpreted what Hitchcock was trying to say, and proceeded to give Burrows a couple of "test tickles" which is not exactly what Hitchcock had in mind.

cbjerrisgaard 01-14-2012 02:42 AM

LOL oh man. Was "Tell Kelly I say hi" code for something else? ;) lol

Fred Murtz 01-15-2012 02:41 PM

Bored? Caption the Detoilet fan
 
This is your Sunday offering, please be irreverent. :D

http://www.jesseshunting.com/images/...rprise_500.jpg

trevorftw 01-15-2012 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spectr17 (Post 42532005)
This is your Sunday offering, please be reverent. :D

http://www.jesseshunting.com/images/...rprise_500.jpg

Hey, a girl! wait... nevermind.

Loony 01-15-2012 02:50 PM

"Thanks for coming with me to my interview, mom."

:laugh:

Frenzy1 01-15-2012 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spectr17 (Post 42532005)
This is your Sunday offering, please be irreverent. :D

http://www.jesseshunting.com/images/...rprise_500.jpg

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

Meatwagon 01-15-2012 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuck85 (Post 42423885)
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

Goonies is the best movie EVER!

trevorftw 01-15-2012 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony (Post 42532581)
"Thanks for coming with me to my interview, mom."

:laugh:

thats a good one

h22prelude93 01-15-2012 03:46 PM

"Wait, so you mean to tell me this isn't the dude bar???" *crickets*

AndyPipkin 01-15-2012 03:48 PM

"I'm sorry, but you two are going to have to share a car."

Chicago Blues 01-15-2012 03:54 PM

"This is how people dress in Detroit now, because, ya know, there's no one left."

Sushiko 01-15-2012 03:56 PM

"I love wearing my special big boy helmet"

SteenMachine 01-15-2012 04:22 PM

Wow lady, that scarf looks ridiculous on you.

Sniper 01-15-2012 06:21 PM

"You wouldn't say I look ridiculous if my level 53 warlock was here."

sh724 01-15-2012 06:37 PM

Baseball is my favorite


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