Jets vs. Panthers | January 21st | 6:00 / 7 EST | CBC | Bro Edition Round 2
4PM Pacific | 5PM Mountain | 6PM Central | 7PM Eastern | 8:30PM Newfoundland | 00:00 England | 01:00 Sweden / Poland | 02:00 Finland
Let's do this bros!!!
As per Twitter, Florida's flight was only cleared to leave O'Hare as of 11pm our time (midnight for them) due to the giant bro-storm that took over the Chicago area. Follow that up with a trip through customs and a windchill in the neigh-bro-hood of -40 when they arrive. Advantage, us.
edit: As if we actually have a BDT prefix... :laugh::thumbu:
Those are some good lookin' bros right there.
BDT positive vibes, good circular flow, lovin it.
Lets keep this brolling
Brogosian is back!:yo::handclap:
Little Scottie Upshall coming to play in cold Winnipeg, hope he receives a warm Winnipeg welcome! Something like Scottie, Scottie, Scottie.........
now for tom servo DRUNK GDA
better than expected
huge 4 point game for us, i see no reason why we dont win!! lets make a serious playoff push!!!
Lets do this.
Go :jets Go!
Hopin the Bro luck continues
Last game against Buffalo was a game we couldn't lose based on where they were at and how they were playing. tonight is even more important because a win and we are 1 point back of Floida and Washington and it starts to turn around the bad start we had to January. also we go out for a three game road trip to end things off before the all star break so we need to make hay tonight. If we don't come out with one of our best efforts of the year given the magnitude of this game I will be really suprised.
A win tonight and we are 3-1 in the second half of January with three games left
Huge two points
Go Jets Go
KHL all-star game is streamed live at 10 Winnipeg Time if you want your hockey fix early...
Burmistrov playing on the 4th line is just wrong.
GO JETS GO!!!!
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If the Jets win tonight it's not just a 4 point game, but it also becomes a psychological advantage - one point behind both the Panters and Capitals for bragging rights to the Southeast. Winning the division is a huge advantage in the postseason, because instead of finishing 8th and having to face the Bruins in the first round the likely opponent will be one of Toronto, Florida, Washington, New Jersey, Pittsburgh or Ottawa; all teams we've taken games from.
Win, please, Mmmmkay?
Go JETS Go
Notes: How many of you can distinctly recall the Panthers coming into Winnipeg and hammering the Jets 5-2 back in November? I sure do and I hope the Jets coaching staff have been constantly reminding the team of that game and of the end result. You can't let divisional opponents come into your rink and walk all over you like that. It was garbage, absolute garbage. There had better be some payback in store tonight.
Plus, if you are looking for someone to boo tonight, please look no further than Scotty Upshall. He is supposedly a great guy but I just can't get past his "hell no, we won't go" twitter crap when it was rumored the Coyotes were moving to Winnipeg last winter. **** that doucherocket Upshall.
Burmi is not a top-six centre at this point in his career.
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