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Hero 02-06-2012 05:22 PM

Why Phaneuf Needs A Mustache.
 
The one thing holding back Dion's game from going to the next level.

Is a mustache.

Mustaches = Respect + Grit + Money + Women

He some how managed to get the last three with out the help of the stache, but imagine what he could do with it.

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/...k_sm_35589.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TwAbZhMGVE.../mikebrown.jpghttp://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_r...480&quality=90http://fullstride.squarespace.com/st...=1301432303838http://mystylebell.com/wp-content/up...play_image.jpghttp://mystylebell.com/wp-content/up...play_image.jpg

Midna 02-06-2012 05:43 PM

my reaction:

HockeyNightInBelfast 02-06-2012 05:44 PM

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"sure thing guy, i think yer onto something!"

LeafsFan2342 02-06-2012 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hero (Post 43696277)
The one thing holding back Dion's game from going to the next level.

Is a mustache.

Mustaches = Respect + Grit + Money + Women

He some how managed to get the last three with out the help of the stache, but imagine what he could do with it.

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/...k_sm_35589.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TwAbZhMGVE.../mikebrown.jpghttp://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_r...480&quality=90http://fullstride.squarespace.com/st...=1301432303838http://mystylebell.com/wp-content/up...play_image.jpghttp://mystylebell.com/wp-content/up...play_image.jpg

He is one of the most feared hitters in the NHL

He makes 7 million this year. (6.5 cap hit)

His girlfriend is Elisha Cuthburt.

btw, Ian White looks like a $ex off3nder

BIitz 02-06-2012 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeafsFan2342 (Post 43697317)
He is one of the most feared hitters in the NHL

He makes 7 million this year. (6.5 cap hit)

His girlfriend is Elisha Cuthburt.

btw, Ian White looks like a $ex off3nder

But does he have a mustache?

Drew311 02-06-2012 05:58 PM

Can someone make a pic of Phaneuf with a handlebar?

Shaun_W_W 02-06-2012 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeafsFan2342 (Post 43697317)
He is one of the most feared hitters in the NHL

He makes 7 million this year. (6.5 cap hit)

His girlfriend is Elisha Cuthburt.

btw, Ian White looks like a $ex off3nder

He acknowledged that he already had 3 of them just not respect.

parkdale lad 02-06-2012 06:00 PM

While I don't necessarily agree that 'stache= awesome, I have no doubt that Dion would be feared even more with the addition of some facial hair.
Guess we'll just have to wait for the playoffs. ;)

Eb 02-06-2012 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by hero (Post 43696277)

Hahaha :laugh: Does this picture make anyone think of the Meme "Like a sir"

ponder 02-06-2012 06:04 PM

I agree.

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/8...neufstache.jpg

ForzaZuffa 02-06-2012 06:04 PM

http://i.imgur.com/1tAFl.gif

Shaun_W_W 02-06-2012 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponder (Post 43697745)

Awesome

JMcLeaf 02-06-2012 06:06 PM

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8...neufstache.jpg

Swervin81 02-06-2012 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by hero (Post 43696277)

Nick Wallin was a routine whipping boy in San Jose. Don't forget this:


LordRamsay 02-06-2012 06:08 PM

OP has a point

Leo Trollmarov 02-06-2012 07:43 PM

This is all the evidence we need





Darkhorse1280 02-06-2012 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ponder (Post 43697745)

LOL!

Well done. :handclap:

But I'm pretty sure that Phaneuf said in an interview when he was a Flame that he's unable to grow thick facial hair.

HarrisonFord 02-06-2012 07:52 PM

Elisha probably doesn't let him grow one

Leo Trollmarov 02-06-2012 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhorse1280 (Post 43705411)

But I'm pretty sure that Phaneuf said in an interview when he was a Flame that he's unable to grow thick facial hair.


I'm convinced his hair follicles just turned into jaw bone

PresidentCamacho* 02-06-2012 07:57 PM

I'm not sure the guy can grow one...

Terrence 02-06-2012 08:06 PM

Phaneuf can't grow a mustache.



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