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Ziggy Stardust 03-01-2012 01:49 PM

Kings Marketing: You Fail
 
Taken from http://deadspin.com/5889693/
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jTJmfGZBHU...0/LA-Kings.jpg

Reaper45 03-01-2012 01:50 PM

They've always sucked.

Fishhead 03-01-2012 02:13 PM

Remember when they came up with "play hard" and had to pull it because the team was loafing on the ice?

Chris43 03-01-2012 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fishhead (Post 45316587)
Remember when they came up with "play hard" and had to pull it because the team was loafing on the ice?

"Let's play harder" clap clap clap clap clap

Herby 03-01-2012 02:15 PM

From the people who brought you..

"Serious hockey, serious fans"
"The time is now"

Belanger25 03-01-2012 02:16 PM

IT's BROWN TIME!

kingsfan 03-01-2012 02:20 PM

I hated doing marketing pitch lines. You feel no matter what you put out there, it'll be cheesy. Plus, you know it can backfire on you.

That said, if the marketing team failed, so did everyone else, because NO ONE would have thought we'd be scoring less than Napolean Dynamite right now.

Dave33 03-01-2012 02:22 PM

If that was correct, we'd all be virgins.

Ziggy Stardust 03-01-2012 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave33 (Post 45317063)
If that was correct, we'd all be virgins.

But we'd get to second, maybe third base quite often. Or get completely shut down and c--k blocked by a backup goalie.

KINGS17 03-01-2012 02:28 PM

Fans marketing tagline:

Before any of us die, please!

Winger23 03-01-2012 02:53 PM

"The time is now.... to raise ticket prices even when we miss the playoffs"...

johnjm22 03-01-2012 03:08 PM

And they used the picture of a player we ended up trading away.

Nefarious 03-01-2012 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnjm22 (Post 45319359)
And they used the picture of a player we ended up trading away.

Yeah, I thought that was funny too.

Mr Irreverent 03-01-2012 03:11 PM

Kings Hockey = A TAX WRITE-OFF!!!

tomd 03-01-2012 03:13 PM

They should have shown Richards and Carter outside of a south bay night club with that slogan...

The Tikkanen 03-01-2012 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomd (Post 45319603)
They should have shown Richards and Carter outside of a south bay night club with that slogan...

With the usual grabbing of the females breast? The LA Kings-we score more off the ice where it matters.

Vamos Rafa 03-01-2012 03:54 PM

Pride, Passion, Power

LOL power?

Herby 03-01-2012 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikkanen (Post 45321537)
With the usual grabbing of the females breast?

We miss you Joe Corvo.

tomd 03-01-2012 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikkanen (Post 45321537)
With the usual grabbing of the females breast? The LA Kings-we score more off the ice where it matters.

Perfect...and don't forget the chugging of Jack Daniels directly from the bottle:)

Mr Irreverent 03-01-2012 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomd (Post 45321845)
Perfect...and don't forget the chugging of Jack Daniels directly from the bottle:)


It was either Jim Beam or Wild Turkey. Jack Daniels is a black label...

tomd 03-01-2012 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Irreverent (Post 45322059)
It was either Jim Beam or Wild Turkey. Jack Daniels is a black label...

I stand corrected :)

kingsholygrail 03-01-2012 04:07 PM

So basically it tells the reader than they never get laid.

Then shows a pic of Jack Johnson.


mfw
http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/v...espace_bob.gif

The Tikkanen 03-01-2012 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomd (Post 45322173)
I stand corrected :)

I feel great knowing I haven't consumed enough alcohol where I know the labels by heart. Sometimes it's good to be wrong.

tomd 03-01-2012 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikkanen (Post 45322615)
I feel great knowing I haven't consumed enough alcohol where I know the labels by heart. Sometimes it's good to be wrong.

Agreed!!

tomd 03-01-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingsholygrail (Post 45322271)
So basically it tells the reader than they never get laid.

Then shows a pic of Jack Johnson.


mfw
http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/v...espace_bob.gif

I was on the redline yesterday and there was a Kings advertisement showing Williams and Johnson...I don't suppose 99.9999% of redline riders would know the difference though.


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