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froods 04-06-2012 09:39 PM

Fun Pens vs Flyers Fight Card
 
Ok, most important...this is only for fun. Do not argue. Do not flame. Do not get this thread closed. Since tomorrows game is meaningless, make up a fight card, any style. It can be as goofy and crazy as you want. Don't get all personal about your teams, it's just for laughs. Here is mine.

Match #1. Sid vs Schenn. Get it out of the way. Because of Sid's concussion issues, make it a thumb wrestling match. Lets say best out of 3. :nod:

Match #2 Intersquad. Steve Sullivan, Danny Briere, Paul Martin, and Pascal Dupuis vs Chris Pronger. Yes, I know. Pronger is in no condition to fight, but what are these 4 guys really gonna do to him. Wouldn't it be awesome just to see him chase them around for a while? Maybe it's just me.

Match #3. Matt Cooke-Arron Asham vs Scott Hartnell-Kris Letang tag team cannibal contest. You might want to hide your children for this one. The first contestant to finish off his partner wins....if you know what I mean. :help:

Match #4. Geno-Sean Couturier-stick to the junk contest. First to call uncle loses. :handclap:

Match #5 Craig Adams vs Max Talbot for the worst fighter ever award

Match #6 Deryk Engelland vs Jody Shelly in hell in a cell

Headliner Match-Steve MacIntyre vs Milbury in a "pick on somebody your own size match" :laugh: :handclap:

I think this could appeal to all parties involved!

Papaspud 04-06-2012 09:44 PM

Line brawl halfway through the 1st. Then calm. Then SC gets hit hard. Then all bets are off. Bylsma and Laviolette squaring off in that little box that Pierre hangs out in.

Good times
:)

Koss 04-06-2012 09:51 PM

I actually hope the game doesn't get out of hand. The Flyers have made a too big of a deal out of regular hockey play. This is the type of stuff that leads to the nasty events that give hockey a bad name. It's stupid and usually disappointing at the end of the anyway for those looking for the bloodbath anyway..

fordfan485 04-06-2012 09:51 PM

Steve MacIntyre takes opening faceoff, which causes Laviolette to meltdown which leads to a benches clearing brawl.

22Brad Park 04-06-2012 09:55 PM

For sure Asham and Rinaldo
Orpik and Coburn
Crosby and Talbot :)
Malkin and Hartnell
No matter Pens cannot match up at all with Flyers in rough part,,Flyers were smart they use this game to really bang up their stars,

froods 04-06-2012 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koss (Post 47448709)
I actually hope the game doesn't get out of hand. The Flyers have made a too big of a deal out of regular hockey play. This is the type of stuff that leads to the nasty events that give hockey a bad name. It's stupid and usually disappointing at the end of the anyway for those looking for the bloodbath anyway..

FUN :shakehead

Koss 04-06-2012 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by froods (Post 47448939)
FUN :shakehead

I like fun, I don't like to see people get hurt.

Roo Mad Bro 04-06-2012 09:59 PM

Bryz vs MAF/B. Johnson

Bryz wins and does this after:

http://suzumiyayuki.files.wordpress....if?w=300&h=300

froods 04-06-2012 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roo Mad Bro (Post 47449059)
Bryz vs MAF/B. Johnson

Bryz wins and does this after:

http://suzumiyayuki.files.wordpress....if?w=300&h=300

Ah, I forgot about BJ. You don't want any part of him. I don't care how magical Bryz is. :laugh:
this is so much fun......BAM :laugh:

PJStock* 04-06-2012 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by froods (Post 47449145)
Ah, I forgot about BJ. You don't want any part of him. I don't care how magical Bryz is. :laugh:
this is so much fun......BAM :laugh:

Bryz would kick his arse. I'm sure he's studied various martial arts in his day.

TheFinalWord 04-06-2012 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 22Brad Park (Post 47448877)
For sure Asham and Rinaldo
Orpik and Coburn
Crosby and Talbot :)
Malkin and Hartnell
No matter Pens cannot match up at all with Flyers in rough part,,Flyers were smart they use this game to really bang up their stars,

The Flyers aren't that tough. This isn't the 70's anymore. Unless the Flyers dress Walker and Sestito, then I really don't see that they have much of an advantage, if any at all. And if they choose to dress some guys for toughness, then the Pens with MacIntyre would certainly be up to the task.

There will probably be some small fireworks (provided there are no other big or dirty hits), but I imagine this won't be as exciting as expected.

froods 04-06-2012 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFinalWord (Post 47449263)
The Flyers aren't that tough. This isn't the 70's anymore. Unless the Flyers dress Walker and Sestito, then I really don't see that they have much of an advantage, if any at all. And if they choose to dress some guys for toughness, then the Pens with MacIntyre would certainly be up to the task.

There will probably be some small fireworks (provided there are no other big or dirty hits), but I imagine this won't be as exciting as expected.

Yea, who cares. Don't get this thread closed. This is just all for fun. No arguments.

froods 04-06-2012 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PJStock (Post 47449257)
Bryz would kick his arse. I'm sure he's studied various martial arts in his day.

True, although I could see him laying down and playing dead or something crazy like that. :laugh:

Eleven 04-06-2012 10:37 PM

I should make "Round 1" and "Round 2" etc etc posters to take to the game tomorrow!

Maybe I'll have my wife dress like a Ring Girl and prance around with them too!!!!

Mo Wanchuk 04-06-2012 10:43 PM

Hartnell vs Letang in a cribbage game. Loser gets his head shaved at center ice!

Quo 04-06-2012 10:50 PM

Laviolette vs. Bylsma with Torts coming out of the rafters with a fold-up chair ala WWF.

TheFinalWord 04-06-2012 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quo (Post 47451329)
Laviolette vs. Bylsma with Torts coming out of the rafters with a fold-up chair ala WWF.

Actually, if I'm Granato, I'd be worried the assistants would have to fight. I certainly wouldn't want to be matched up with Berube.

MovesLikeJagr68 04-06-2012 10:56 PM

Realistically I see:

McIntyre vs. Shelley: in first half of 1st period. Get it out of the way and sit these guys for basically the rest of the game.

Rinaldo vs. Kennedy: both small and very emotional players. Kennedy has been known to drop the gloves in intense games like these, and Rinaldo seems like a good matchup.

Other than those 2 I'm not sure if we'll see anything more than roughing after whistles. I don't see Engelland dropping the gloves since with the injury to Niskanen we need our top 6 to stay out of the scrums. I also don't see Asham doing anything more than light roughing since he won't play enough to find a partner willing to throw down with.


One that probably won't happen but would be nice so that everyone would shutup would be Vitale vs. Schenn

That way Pens fans can feel good for Vitale sticking up for Crosby, and Flyers fans can feel good for Schenn sticking up for Briere (even though it was a clean hit :s)

Quo 04-06-2012 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mo Wanchuk (Post 47451027)
Hartnell vs Letang in a cribbage game. Loser gets his head shaved at center ice!

:handclap:That's funny stuff right there.

MetalheadPenguinsFan 04-06-2012 11:32 PM

Geno vs. Bobrovsky in a borscht cookoff.

DoctrSteveBrule 04-06-2012 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 22Brad Park (Post 47448877)
For sure Asham and Rinaldo
Orpik and Coburn
Crosby and Talbot :)
Malkin and Hartnell
No matter Pens cannot match up at all with Flyers in rough part,,Flyers were smart they use this game to really bang up their stars,

uhhh, why would you match up our skill players vs they agitators?

If you really matched it up it would be like

Crosby > Giroux
Neal < Hartnell
Malkin > Briere
Cooke > Talbot
Engelland > Coburn
MacIntyre > Shelley


I could be like

Engelland would kill Bryzgalov
MacIntyre would kill Briere
Asham would kill Giroux
like picking bad match ups doesn't mean the team doesn't match up...


Quote:

Originally Posted by MovesLikeJagr68 (Post 47451563)
Realistically I see:

McIntyre vs. Shelley: in first half of 1st period. Get it out of the way and sit these guys for basically the rest of the game.

Rinaldo vs. Kennedy: both small and very emotional players. Kennedy has been known to drop the gloves in intense games like these, and Rinaldo seems like a good matchup.

Other than those 2 I'm not sure if we'll see anything more than roughing after whistles. I don't see Engelland dropping the gloves since with the injury to Niskanen we need our top 6 to stay out of the scrums. I also don't see Asham doing anything more than light roughing since he won't play enough to find a partner willing to throw down with.


One that probably won't happen but would be nice so that everyone would shutup would be Vitale vs. Schenn

That way Pens fans can feel good for Vitale sticking up for Crosby, and Flyers fans can feel good for Schenn sticking up for Briere (even though it was a clean hit :s)

If rinaldo wants to fight someone he's gonna fight Asham, they were about to go last game.

Terrapin 04-07-2012 12:39 PM

Big Mac beats down Shelly.
Asham beats down Rinaldo.
Engelland beats down whoever else gets out of line.
Vitale may fight Schenn.
Someone may beat down Hartnell just for being so butt ugly


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