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njdevsfn95 06-09-2012 06:40 AM

Stanley Cup Final Game 5 - NJD v LAK 8pm - The Malfunctioning Beards Special

See what I did there?

Life is a journey.

Last season, the pain was unbearable....but we bared it...like a bear would.

Then something changed.

But it was not meant to be...


Or so we thought


In the hallowed history of HF Devils gif parties, this may have been the most glorious and unexpected of the bunch.

Of course, in only New Jersey Devils 2010-11 fashion, we fell second fiddle to Reggaeton in our own building...didn't stop us.


No fans inside brah.

Thus officially began our long off season.

After seeing other big name players go and having the chance to lock up our most important free agent, we signed him for one year.


After missing the playoffs for the first time since 1996, we hired a guy that never made the playoffs. Good job, Lou.


Finally, sense was reached and we signed that other guy...for a year.


The season came around and who knew this guy would be the best player in preseason


Well, it looks like he did.

The season began like any other, massive expectations of a fanbase disappointed for 8 straight years.

Then things started to happen.


We could have folded. But then our King arrived on the scene

The rest of the season until late February was a blur because I had hockey coaching myself...but I do remember this.

See what I did there?

It took over a year for the boards to repay their debt to us. But it happened.

February and March may have contained some of the most annoying hockey this team played all season, so I'll skip it.

What did happen was amazing:


Oh yeah, he got hurt...AGAIN...and we all predicted the replacement


We resigned BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh.

But we made the playoffs. From Lottery to Playoffs in one year.

We needed it against the Panthers


We needed it against the Flyers

We needed it against the Rangers

We needed it against the Kings

WOAH. Hold on...From




But where did the beard go? Now look who had the primary assist. From...




Seriously...Clarkson...a PRIMARY assist on a Stanley Cup Final game winning goal. Can't make this up.

Consider perhaps one of the most consistent performers of the playoffs...


From beards to moustaches. Let it sink in. Porn star moustaches...


See what I did there? Of course you didn't.

From Lottery to Stanley Cup Final in one season. Let it sink in.

From a 3.6% chance in the lottery to 3 wins away from a Stanley Cup.

Everything malfunctioned for an entire season...what is 3 games?

I know that we were down 3-2 to the Panthers.

I know that we managed 3 straight wins to knock out the Rangers.

I know that we won 4 straight games against the Flyers.

"But 4 =/= 3," you say. But to you I say, "3 more = 4"

I'm sick of Kings this, Kings that...


Did I lose my hand?


Those are good hockey players...let's go kill them.

BrodeurRULES 06-09-2012 06:41 AM

Time for the come back to continue today Devils SO BRING IT BACK TO LA!!!


Rob Nieds work ethic 06-09-2012 06:43 AM

Why not us?

Let's go Devils!

Capt Brycey Poo 06-09-2012 06:44 AM

Great GDT. LGD.

StvBroDan 06-09-2012 06:51 AM

Do it again Patty. A clutch goal by Zach. Not On Our Ice TODAY LGD!!!


BrodeurRULES 06-09-2012 07:00 AM


Originally Posted by StvBroDan (Post 50688545)
Do it again Patty. A clutch goal by Zach. Not On Our Ice today LGD!!!

You needed to say "Not on our ice TODAY"......... lol

Bondys Champagne 06-09-2012 07:05 AM

Awesome GDT!

No matter what happens, I love this team.

But ... please make it a series tonight Devils! :handclap:

Luke3026 06-09-2012 07:16 AM

Just win, for the love of Jeff!

Ilkka Pikachu 06-09-2012 07:18 AM


Originally Posted by njdevsfn95 (Post 50688471)

/thread, lock this one and make part 2

Jersey Man 06-09-2012 07:22 AM

Lets Go Devils!

Lou's Koolaid 06-09-2012 07:26 AM

Going back to Cali? I think so.:nod: Let's do this LGD!!!:devdance:

EliasFTW 06-09-2012 07:28 AM

L 4 l!

hlaverty06 06-09-2012 07:37 AM

Lets go devils!!! Leave it all on this ice!

Nick0930 06-09-2012 07:43 AM

That Carter clip is great.:laugh:

1-0 so far

LGD! One game at a time!

Lou's Koolaid 06-09-2012 07:44 AM


Originally Posted by hlaverty06 (Post 50688881)
Lets go devils!!! Leave it all on this ice!

but leave the Cup right where it is in it's case!

Nick0930 06-09-2012 07:47 AM

Ohhhh, I see what you did there with the title. Nice.

Capt Brycey Poo 06-09-2012 07:59 AM


Originally Posted by Nick0930 (Post 50688961)
Ohhhh, I see what you did there with the title. Nice.

Didnt notice that earlier, nice! :laugh:

NJD Kula 06-09-2012 07:59 AM

let's send it back to L.A.!
i believe

go devils!

NjDevs4994 06-09-2012 08:03 AM

WINNN!! i'll be at prom though so just win

manisback121 06-09-2012 08:06 AM

These guys and the cup need 2 more transcontinental flights.

Semak 06-09-2012 08:14 AM

High five, 95!


ILikeItVeryMuch* 06-09-2012 08:15 AM


DEVILS ALL THE WAY* 06-09-2012 08:19 AM

One game at a time and for the love of god, let's not booooo them if our PP stinks and let's bring the noise from the get-go. As soon as Arlette stops torturing everyone, the building should erupt with noise.

Let's go Devils !!!!

Darkauron 06-09-2012 08:20 AM

Lets go Devils! A win tonight could really put a lot of pressure on the Kings.

devsfan4life 06-09-2012 08:26 AM

Let's go Devils!!

Send this thing back to LA and end all of this talk of that road record.

Let's see the heart from everyone that we've seen through the whole playoffs.

Got nothing to lose. Lay it all on the line. Swarm it up and get the W.

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