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njdevsfn95 06-11-2012 05:11 AM

Stanley Cup Final Game 6 - NJD @ LAK 8pm - The Malfunctioning Broads Special

See what I did there?

Life is a journey.

Last season, the pain was unbearable....but we bared it...like a bear would.

Then something changed.

But it was not meant to be...


Or so we thought


In the hallowed history of HF Devils gif parties, this may have been the most glorious and unexpected of the bunch.

Of course, in only New Jersey Devils 2010-11 fashion, we fell second fiddle to Reggaeton in our own building...didn't stop us.


No fans inside brah.

Thus officially began our long off season.

After seeing other big name players go and having the chance to lock up our most important free agent, we signed him for one year.


After missing the playoffs for the first time since 1996, we hired a guy that never made the playoffs. Good job, Lou.


Finally, sense was reached and we signed that other guy...for a year.


The season came around and who knew this guy would be the best player in preseason


Well, it looks like he did.

The season began like any other, massive expectations of a fanbase disappointed for 8 straight years.

Then things started to happen.


We could have folded. But then our King arrived on the scene

The rest of the season until late February was a blur because I had hockey coaching myself...but I do remember this.

See what I did there?

It took over a year for the boards to repay their debt to us. But it happened.

February and March may have contained some of the most annoying hockey this team played all season, so I'll skip it.

What did happen was amazing:


Oh yeah, he got hurt...AGAIN...and we all predicted the replacement


We resigned BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh.

But we made the playoffs. From Lottery to Playoffs in one year.

We needed it against the Panthers


We needed it against the Flyers

We needed it against the Rangers

We needed it against the Kings

WOAH. Hold on...From




But where did the beard go? Now look who had the primary assist. From...




Seriously...Clarkson...a PRIMARY assist on a Stanley Cup Final game winning goal. Can't make this up.

Consider perhaps one of the most consistent performers of the playoffs...


From beards to moustaches. Let it sink in. Porn star moustaches...


See what I did there? Of course you didn't.

...then we needed it again...

Look who was right in front of the goal, actually standing on two feet


From Lottery to Stanley Cup Final in one season. Let it sink in.

From a 3.6% chance in the lottery to 2 wins away from a Stanley Cup.

I know the Devils won the final 2 games against the Panthers.

I know the Devils won the final 2 games against the Flyers.

I know the Devils won the final 2 games against the Rangers.

Everything malfunctioned last season...and here we are.

Hell, we are doing so well that even these broads attended our game on Saturday!




even the queen of pop herself!


Even she knows we're only 2 away...2 away...

I'm sick of Kings this, Kings that...


Did I lose my hand?


Those are good hockey players...let's go kill them.

AZNDevil 06-11-2012 05:13 AM

The legendary GDT's continue. :yo:

Let's Go Devils!!!

Luke3026 06-11-2012 05:24 AM

For the love of Jeff, just win!

We're 2-0 when I post this, so here goes...

NJDevilsZG 06-11-2012 05:33 AM


Originally Posted by AZNDevil (Post 50754701)
The legendary GDT's continue. :yo:

Let's Go Devils!!!

And so will our legendary run!

Let's Go Devils!!!

njdevils1982 06-11-2012 05:39 AM

**** yes

britdevil 06-11-2012 05:39 AM


It is our destiny.

Dakota Sioux 06-11-2012 05:46 AM


Billdo 06-11-2012 05:54 AM

Heres to hoping we live to fight another day.

ILikeItVeryMuch* 06-11-2012 05:58 AM


BenedictGomez 06-11-2012 06:05 AM

Here we go...........

manilaNJ 06-11-2012 06:06 AM

Yeah, gonna have to go ahead and keep on winning, Devils. We must see the glorious conclusion to these GDTs.

Go ahead and win it tonight.
I haven't watched hockey in over a week and I don't intend to see handshakes just yet.

Dr Grant 06-11-2012 06:15 AM

Light it up boys!

StvBroDan 06-11-2012 06:19 AM

Spoil the party again Devils LGD!!!

kyle evs48 06-11-2012 06:25 AM

One game at a time.

JimEIV 06-11-2012 06:30 AM

I'm going to need you guys to be very descriptive in this thread. I'm not going to be able to see the game but I'll check in here.

Rhodes 81 06-11-2012 06:30 AM

Beat Iceland

Jersey Man 06-11-2012 06:37 AM

Score more than the Kings and bring it back to Newark.

kyle evs48 06-11-2012 07:09 AM

And people will post stats on why the Kings will win tonight.

Just beat them.

manisback121 06-11-2012 07:10 AM

Hehe, even Marcel Dionne (the king of kings) is scared ****less of them going back to Newark according to the post "do or die"

If we take tonight, we the crowd will will the devs on Wednesday.

Go devils, get it done tonight!!!

Nick0930 06-11-2012 07:10 AM

One game at a time! LGD!

DEVILS ALL THE WAY* 06-11-2012 07:11 AM

If we can weather the storm in the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st period and not have our regular 2nd period, we can come home and make history.

I'm confident we can pull this off. The Kings have all the pressure, once again, to lock this at home in front of their fans and we, on the other hand, need to be as boring as possible, taking the fans out of the game while frustrating the Kings at the same time.

Give that porn star behind our bench something to really gag about.

manisback121 06-11-2012 07:11 AM


Originally Posted by 732DevilsFan (Post 50754903)
Heres to hoping we live to fight for the chance to win the cup.

Corrected. We were playing to merely survive the last two games, now we are playing for 7 and a chance to win.

Belizarius 06-11-2012 07:20 AM

Awesome GDT... the videos are... wow, what a season.



manisback121 06-11-2012 07:24 AM


Originally Posted by Belizarius (Post 50755617)
Awesome GDT... the videos are... wow, what a season.



Tomorrow we are gonna be so pumped for Thursday if the "beast of the east" plays tonight.

Richer's Ghost 06-11-2012 07:32 AM


Originally Posted by KovyLove (Post 50755183)
I'm going to need you guys to be very descriptive in this thread. I'm not going to be able to see the game but I'll check in here.

what in the name of all that is holy and sacred has you missing this game? Not even able to listen to it?

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