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Sorry 07-05-2012 11:27 AM

Rhyme Players Names with Common Phrases.
 
Started a fun game with my friend this morning and i figured i'd let you all in on it and see what you come up with. Just take a simple phrase and rhyme an NHL players name with the last few words. It's stupid, yes, but fun.

Examples;

What's the deal James Neal?
What's happenin' Sami Kapanen?
Where's the party Dan Girardi?
Did you puke too Jarko Ruutu?
Who is that girl you are stalkin' Evgeni Malkin?
Wanna hit the mall Jordan Staal?
Live free or die tryin' Bobby Ryan.
Sure thing Josh Harding.

Trance Kuja 07-05-2012 11:29 AM

I thought you died. Where's your halo, Sami Salo?

Sorry 07-05-2012 11:33 AM

^Nice

Ay curamba Mathew Dumba.

the edler 07-05-2012 11:36 AM

where were you at hindenburg trevor lindenburg

TheRightWay 07-05-2012 11:39 AM

Yup, it's the offseason...

ORYX 07-05-2012 11:44 AM

I see we are off to a good start...you know, seeing as the first reply kinda doesnt rhyme at all.

HEY-Low does not equal SAL-Oh

xX Hot Fuss 07-05-2012 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRightWay (Post 52162259)
Yup, it's the offseason...

Haha my thoughts exactly. I think I'm going to make a "what's your favorite player's favorite color" thread

Ghost Face 07-05-2012 11:46 AM

I've had enough of Dion Phaneuf.

Zakkk 07-05-2012 11:55 AM

No pain, no gain, Am I right, Patrick Kane?
Dammit, I forgot someones name.
Oh, that's right, Evander Kane!


I wish the season would start already.

Ampersand 07-05-2012 12:32 PM

Quit your freakin', Cody Eakin

laundryman 07-05-2012 12:41 PM

Smash boom pow how you like Darroll Powe?

WarriorOfGandhi 07-05-2012 12:43 PM

"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die like Pierre-Luc Letourneau Leblond."

and have a very cheap funeral

Yes We Cam 07-05-2012 12:43 PM

You are way too soft, Andrew Raycroft.

Can't be leavin' Boston in ruins, they're the freaking Bruins!

TOML 07-05-2012 12:44 PM

Itchy, Scratchy, Tabarraci.

CanadaIsHockey 07-05-2012 12:52 PM

I am your father, Kurtis Foster.

Jerry Lundegaard 07-05-2012 12:53 PM

your face is a complete mess, Phil Kess

SidGenoMario 07-05-2012 12:56 PM

I really think you should take a class on how to cross-country ski, ponikarovsky

Benny FTW 07-05-2012 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CanadaIsHockey (Post 52166635)
I am your father, Kurtis Foster.

This doesn't rhyme.

I Hate Chris Butler 07-05-2012 01:02 PM

Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo? :dunno:

FireEverybody* 07-05-2012 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Lundegaard (Post 52166689)
your face is a complete mess, Phil Kess

Enjoy hitting your golf ball, Jordan Staal.

SidGenoMario 07-05-2012 01:03 PM

i really want my wife to give me a kiss, hey look its pascal dupuis

Sorry 07-05-2012 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SidGenoMario (Post 52167299)
i really want my wife to give me a kiss, hey look its pascal dupuis

Lol, i'm pronouncing his name that way from now on.

Ever been to Baltimore Doug Gilmour?

Prototype1x 07-05-2012 01:10 PM

holy **** this thread is dumb jon blumm

Furious George 07-05-2012 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SidGenoMario (Post 52167299)
i really want my wife to give me a kiss, hey look its pascal dupuis

How could so many people have been absent when learning about rhyming in school? :shakehead :shakehead :shakehead

BeerMe 07-05-2012 01:16 PM

Give me a tour, Bobby Orr
Pay what you owe me, Tie Domi
Get off my yard, Maurice Richard
Jump for joy, Derek Roy
Watch out for that Jogger, Jaromir Jagr
Lighter than air, Danny Briere
Let's go jet ski, Paulina Gretzky

Note: I'm aware Paulina Gretzky is not a hockey player. However, given a choice of which Gretzky I'd want to go jet skiing with I think the decision is fairly obvious.


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