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Polo* 07-25-2012 10:06 AM

ColePens!
 
Have a great one buddy and dont forget your $1 bills for tonight! Love ya buddy!

Antaris 07-25-2012 10:16 AM

What kind of ******** is this it was my birthday 10 days ago i didnt get no damn thread what the **** **** this **** what the **** ****ing crap :rant:


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5...avl3o2_500.gif





:sarcasm:


Happy birthday Cole!

Darth Vitale 07-25-2012 10:16 AM

LMAO

So Antaris posts an awesome GIF. Well-timed! There's no way he's shutting that GIF down! ;)



When word got around Hotlanta that Cole was having a birthday, and there were no more hockey players to serve, well... they went all out.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_705-Iz874w...Girls_Cake.jpg

MrBurghundy 07-25-2012 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antaris (Post 52942311)
What kind of ******** is this it was my birthday 10 days ago i didnt get no damn thread what the **** **** this **** what the **** ****ing crap :angry:


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5...avl3o2_500.gif

Well it was my birthday 20 days ago and I didn't get anything either!

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j...cgp6o1_500.gif

edit: Happy birthday Cole.

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j...49/uweboll.jpg

Darth Vitale 07-25-2012 10:19 AM

BTW the Hooter in the center... her smile is slightly crooked. Would not Bang.

Antaris 07-25-2012 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBurgundy (Post 52942375)
Well it was my birthday 20 days ago and I didn't get anything either


We should make our own thread and celebrate each other.

Screw these heartless ********!

Antaris 07-25-2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Vitale (Post 52942437)
BTW the Hooter in the center... her smile is slightly crooked. Would not Bang.

Yeah, but are you seeing the one on the right?

The distance between her eyes, jesus.

It's like god hated her. Total bang avoidance alarm

Darth Vitale 07-25-2012 10:22 AM

No Red Panda visits for those girls. The one on the left has an unnaturally skinny right thigh.

I almost feel like I've cheated Cole out of a nice birthday JPG. Pretty inconsiderate of me really. I hope he doesn't start hating on me now.

ColePens 07-25-2012 10:24 AM

Patrick Kane and I are going to head out tonight and tear Pittsburgh up. :sarcasm: He said his life long dream was to be a winger along side Sid... but mind you he did have about 14 Irish Car Bombs first.

Honestly though - I appreciate that guys. I love this board. :yo:

MrBurghundy 07-25-2012 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antaris (Post 52942501)
Yeah, but are you seeing the one on the right?

The distance between her eyes, jesus.

It's like god hated her. Total bang avoidance alarm

The one on the left is waaaay to blonde. Platinum blonde is so 1990's. I wouldn't even want to be caught in the same room as her.

Antaris 07-25-2012 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBurgundy (Post 52942677)
The one on the left is waaaay to blonde. Platinum blonde is so 1990's. I wouldn't even want to be caught in the same room as her.


God no, that'd be so embarrassing.

On a different note : maye she's wearing stockings or whatever, but her leg looks awfuly black.

Darth Vitale 07-25-2012 10:32 AM

Cole I am sorry I picked such a substandard photo. I really need to be less careless about these things.

And have fun with Kaner. If you could do something to get him suspended, that'd be great... mmm Kay?

http://joah.typepad.com/.a/6a00e0097...5e73970c-800wi

ColePens 07-25-2012 10:33 AM

You can just trade me Geno in our fantasy keeper league and all will be well. ;)

Darth Vitale 07-25-2012 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColePens (Post 52942987)
You can just trade me Geno in our fantasy keeper league and all will be well. ;)

Neal would never forgive me. Enjoy The Cup on your birthday, pal. Your reign of terror is going to end...

TravisUlrich 07-25-2012 10:41 AM

Happy Birthday!
http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_happy_bi...2b2icl_400.jpg

DegenX 07-25-2012 10:42 AM

Happy Birthday, Cole!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm...i6tmo1_400.gif

Le Magnifique 66 07-25-2012 10:50 AM

Happy Birthday Cole!

Le Magnifique 66 07-25-2012 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Vitale (Post 52942437)
BTW the Hooter in the center... her smile is slightly crooked. Would not Bang.

And the one on the right looks like 1 of her boobs is bigger then the other, wouldn't touch it:sarcasm:

MetalheadPenguinsFan 07-25-2012 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antaris (Post 52942459)
We should make our own thread and celebrate each other.

Screw these heartless ********!

Hey now. I was the second or third one to wish ya a happy birthday and I also deployed a family of red pandas to your house. They made it there safely I hope...

Anywho happy birthday Cole!!!!! :yo: :cheers: :cheers:

jmelm 07-25-2012 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antaris (Post 52942311)
What kind of ******** is this it was my birthday 10 days ago i didnt get no damn thread what the **** **** this **** what the **** ****ing crap :rant:


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5...avl3o2_500.gif





:sarcasm:


Happy birthday Cole!


**** that bull****. My birthday was 4 days ago and I didn't get a thread or anything else either!!!!! :madfire::rant::rant::madfire::rant::madfire::rant ::madfire::rant::madfire::rant::madfire::rant::mad fire:

@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*((*&^


;)

Ogrezilla 07-25-2012 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColePens (Post 52942987)
You can just trade me Geno in our fantasy keeper league and all will be well. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Vitale (Post 52943273)
Neal would never forgive me. Enjoy The Cup on your birthday, pal. Your reign of terror is going to end...

I honestly did not make the connection that this was the same cole. wow. my mind is officially blown right now.

jmelm 07-25-2012 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Vitale (Post 52942321)
LMAO

So Antaris posts an awesome GIF. Well-timed! There's no way he's shutting that GIF down! ;)



When word got around Hotlanta that JMELM was having a birthday, and there were no more hockey players to serve, well... they went all out.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_705-Iz874w...Girls_Cake.jpg


Fixed!


Happy Now. ;)

AgentM 07-25-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antaris (Post 52942311)
What kind of ******** is this it was my birthday 10 days ago i didnt get no damn thread what the **** **** this **** what the **** ****ing crap :rant:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5...avl3o2_500.gif

:sarcasm:


Happy birthday Cole!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBurgundy (Post 52942375)
Well it was my birthday 20 days ago and I didn't get anything either!

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j...cgp6o1_500.gif

edit: Happy birthday Cole.

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j...49/uweboll.jpg

My birthday was June 4th AND I got married on May 26th and no one gave two *****!!!

http://www.beatthemonster.com/wp-con...ngry-homer.gif

But I still love all you guys! Happy Birthday Cole!

Here's a b-day kiss from my girl ;)

http://lifernandes.files.wordpress.c...66g9o1_500.jpg

Ogrezilla 07-25-2012 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AgentM (Post 52944595)
My birthday was June 4th AND I got married on May 26th and no one gave two *****!!!

http://www.beatthemonster.com/wp-con...ngry-homer.gif

But I still love all you guys! Happy Birthday Cole!

Here's a b-day kiss from my girl ;)

http://lifernandes.files.wordpress.c...66g9o1_500.jpg

I seem to recall you getting quite a few congratulations when we found out about the wedding. :laugh:

Antaris 07-25-2012 11:47 AM

Yah.

What Ogrezilla said.




Poser.

pft.


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