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njdevsfn95 11-12-2012 04:30 PM

The Thread About Nothing Part 183: Havent You Ever Seen
 
A naked chick ridin a clam before?

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpr...mer1.png?w=655

glenwo2 11-12-2012 04:40 PM

^ No but I've seen a Naked Chick riding something else before..... :naughty:

yakitate304 11-12-2012 05:22 PM

I've seen a naked chick's clam.

Rhodes 81 11-12-2012 05:50 PM

I've seen a clam and I've seen a naked chick

Nick0930 11-12-2012 06:00 PM

I've seen a chick without its feathers rolling around in clam showdair.

Scott04 11-12-2012 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick0930 (Post 55720773)
I've seen clam showdair and a chick without its feathers.

IT'S CHOWDAH! SAY CHOWDAH!!!

http://i.imgur.com/BTDCs.png

Saugus 11-12-2012 06:13 PM

I've seen naked chickens and singing clams.

Jersey Man 11-12-2012 06:14 PM

fishy clams.

CerebralGenesis 11-12-2012 06:22 PM

I've seen fishy chicks and naked clams

Saugus 11-12-2012 06:25 PM

My father and I don't get along. He doesn't approve of my lifestyle and, needless to say, I don't approve of his. Still, I hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter, so I'm proposing that you try to recover the money from the people you delivered it to. If you successfully do so, I will compensate you to the tune of ten percent of the recovered sum. A hundred thousand, yes bones or clams or whatever you call them.

njdevils1982 11-12-2012 06:32 PM

im naming my next band 'the vertical smiles'....come to think of it.....its proboobly been done. and no, thats not a freudian slit there.

Saugus 11-12-2012 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by njdevils1982 (Post 55721559)
im naming my next band 'the vertical smiles'....come to think of it.....its proboobly been done. and no, thats not a freudian slit there.

There is nothing new under the sun.

It is a good name for a band though.

njdevsfn95 11-12-2012 07:04 PM

What about "Sinking Ice"?

Wingman77 11-12-2012 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by njdevsfn95 (Post 55722233)
What about "Sinking Ice"?

Isn't baby 95 due in the coming week(s)? I think I remember because what ever the said expected date was, was on or around my birthday next week

Jersey Man 11-12-2012 07:11 PM

Apparently I had no pulse this weekend when I had my issue from drinking. I don't believe it but if it is it's a first for me.

njdevsfn95 11-12-2012 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wingman77 (Post 55722373)
Isn't baby 95 due in the coming week(s)? I think I remember because what ever the said expected date was, was on or around my birthday next week

If by "around my birthday next week" you really mean "by new years eve" then yes, she, like winter, is coming. Haha thanks for asking

Wingman77 11-12-2012 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by njdevsfn95 (Post 55722579)
If by "around my birthday next week" you really mean "by new years eve" then yes, she, like winter, is coming. Haha thanks for asking

I guess I've had one too many drinks :laugh:

Closing in though, month and a half left......good luck with everything

Silence Of The Plams 11-12-2012 08:46 PM

http://i26.tinypic.com/2a4wwo5.jpg
I feel like this picture needs to be shared again

DatBoyJPP 11-12-2012 09:16 PM

My school's police report for Cortaca

"200+" Arrests
41 Criminal arrests
1 Stolen cop car
66 Citations
4 DWIs
284 Parking tickets.

Extremely proud of the country's greatest student body.

Cowbell232 11-12-2012 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatBoyJPP (Post 55726093)
My school's police report for Cortaca

"200+" Arrests
41 Criminal arrests
1 Stolen cop car
66 Citations
4 DWIs
284 Parking tickets.

Extremely proud of the country's greatest student body.

I want final counts in nine months. Haha

DatBoyJPP 11-12-2012 10:07 PM

I had to help a girl find plan B Saturday morning...

Jersey Man 11-12-2012 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatBoyJPP (Post 55727451)
I had to help a girl find plan B Saturday morning...

story time.

DatBoyJPP 11-12-2012 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jersey Man (Post 55727623)
story time.

I'm chilling on the porch of the apartment I'm staying at when a crying girl came up to me about how she cheated on her boyfriend last night without a condom and the CVS in town was out of plan B. I actually felt bad and drove her to the next town to help her out. Might be the nicest thing I'd ever done.

Scott04 11-12-2012 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatBoyJPP (Post 55727721)
I'm chilling on the porch of the apartment I'm staying at when a crying girl came up to me about how she cheated on her boyfriend last night without a condom and the CVS in town was out of plan B. I actually felt bad and drove her to the next town to help her out. Might be the nicest thing I'd ever done.

That or the time you grabbed a case of water (while I was holding a few sleeves of gatorade) and brought it to a fridge for me. Those are probably the top 2.

Jersey Man 11-12-2012 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatBoyJPP (Post 55727721)
I'm chilling on the porch of the apartment I'm staying at when a crying girl came up to me about how she cheated on her boyfriend last night without a condom and the CVS in town was out of plan B. I actually felt bad and drove her to the next town to help her out. Might be the nicest thing I'd ever done.

Wow. That's scary.


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