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Francesa 12-17-2012 01:50 PM

Favorite Simpsons Moments -- Part XIII
 
Resume reminiscing of times past

Everlong 12-17-2012 02:27 PM


SenzZen 12-17-2012 02:40 PM

That's when it's time to kick some back!

KRM 12-17-2012 03:21 PM

Emu farm?

FinHockey 12-17-2012 03:25 PM

They don't call me 'Springfield Fats' just because I'm morbidly obese.

Francesa 12-17-2012 05:44 PM

Homer, there's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.

Ceremony 12-17-2012 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ixcuincle (Post 56626801)
Homer, there's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.

KABLAMMO! Hehe wow, sorry again Marge!

Rowdy Roddy Peeper 12-17-2012 07:52 PM

Lenny: “Homer’s singing to his ball again.”

Carl: “Yeah and he’s bowling a 280!”

Lenny: “Yeah?” (singing quietly) “There’s a kind of hush all over the world toniiiight…

Everlong 12-17-2012 08:11 PM

Lenny: Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row! You've got a perfect game going.

Homer Simpson: Really?

Carl: Careful what you say Lenny, you'll jinx him.

Lenny: Oh, right, sorry.

Lenny: Miss! MISS!... Sorry, I was calling the waitress...
[talking to waitress]

Lenny: Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke.

Homer Simpson: Lenny!

Lenny: What? I paid seven-ten for this split.

Carl: Would you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad?

Lenny: Hey, spaaare me your gutter mouth.
[homer hits lenny with bowling ball]

lol, one of my favourite sequences involving Lenny and Carl.

Cowboy Dan 12-17-2012 08:37 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...mxyno1_500.png

"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

JSmith81x 12-17-2012 08:45 PM

Homer [opens car door]: Okay, little buddy, hop in!
[Bart steps closer]
Homer: Ah-bah! I mean my little girl buddy.
Lisa: That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent competitive behavior. However, I will sit up front w/ you if it's a fatherly gesture of love.
Homer: Okay, hon.
[Lisa gets in]
Homer: Sucker! Competitive violence--that's why you're here!

Fixed to Ruin 12-17-2012 09:01 PM

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/...ghting_gif.gif

kingsboy11 12-18-2012 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devils4cup (Post 56631713)

Bart: I'm going to move my arms like this and if any part of my hands hit you, its your own fault.

Lisa: Oh yeah. Well be kicking air like this. And if any part of you happens to feel that air, its your own fault.

The Nemesis 12-18-2012 01:23 AM


WarriorOfGandhi 12-18-2012 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ixcuincle (Post 56626801)
Homer, there's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceremony (Post 56627317)
KABLAMMO! Hehe wow, sorry again Marge!

"You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron! And I'll find you."
"No you won't."
"Yes, I will."
"Won't."

Buck Aki Berg 12-18-2012 09:03 AM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li...tjn5o1_400.png

Hello, mother dear...

BonMorrison 12-18-2012 10:26 AM

At least tell me your plans for world domination!

Oh ho ho, not falling for that again.

tony d 12-19-2012 09:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izm9kHeHkg

MurrayBannerman 12-19-2012 01:25 PM


Brodeur 12-19-2012 02:02 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln...v6ewo1_500.jpg

If only they made this shirt (there's a B&W version, but ships out of the UK).

Ceremony 12-19-2012 02:12 PM

Oh, oh no. First, you think of an idea that's already been done. Then you give it a title that no-one could possibly like...

... the best-seller lists for eighteen months!...

... most popular movies of all time sir, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

I mean thank you, come again.

FinHockey 12-19-2012 03:21 PM

Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her.
Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie.
Groundskeeper Willie: That's not what you said the first time you saw me!

Cowboy Dan 12-19-2012 05:45 PM


Congo Jack 12-19-2012 05:51 PM

Kent Brockman: Roads closed, pipes frozen, Albinos...virtually invisible.

WarriorOfGandhi 12-19-2012 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brodeur (Post 56673431)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln...v6ewo1_500.jpg

If only they made this shirt (there's a B&W version, but ships out of the UK).

I own the blue version. It's either my favorite or second-favorite t-shirt. Only one person I ever know has looked at it and gotten the joke but he nearly died laughing once he saw it and wanted to know where he could get one.


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