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Jaded-Fan 12-29-2012 02:12 PM

Pens' fan refusing to shave her legs until lockout end.
 
It is an entirely rational response to the lockout sure to bring hockey players, most of whom come from europe where girls do not shave anything, back to the ice.

http://www.yardbarker.com/media/1/9/.../xl/Maggie.jpg

http://www.yardbarker.com/nhl/articl...ends/12527767/

Jaded-Fan 12-29-2012 02:21 PM

And if the pictures were not fun enough, this quote from the article alone made this thread worthy:

'I will consider shaving the thickest part of my leg hair and sending it to (Gary Bettman) in the event of a cancelled season, yes. Id have to get their address though!'

Bennett Brauer 12-29-2012 06:45 PM


Jacob 12-29-2012 06:54 PM

Smile is too gummy.

MetalheadPenguinsFan 12-29-2012 11:57 PM

Yeah that's...errrm....interesting.

BrunoPuntzJones 12-30-2012 12:24 AM

Oh man the comments on the original article are disgusting.

MetalheadPenguinsFan 12-30-2012 03:01 AM

I don't know what's more disturbing, her smile, her legs, or what appears to be a bald patch right above her forehead.

:scared:

maroon 6 12-30-2012 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalheadPenguinsFan (Post 56915769)
I don't know what's more disturbing, her smile, her legs, or what appears to be a bald patch right above her forehead.

:scared:

The mole on her chin

Milliardo 12-31-2012 02:37 AM

Why did I click on it? I knew all that was waiting was some disturbing image. Way the close out the year.

Tender Rip 12-31-2012 04:02 AM

Once upon a time, 12 guys shaved off large swaths of their pubic hair and sent it to our high school principal as express mail.

The time for doing so was a music festival, the decision sparked by an earth bong and unprecedented amounts of alcohol. The reason is more murky to me, something about our principal being a bit of an ******* for sure, but I do not recall specifics... nor were such likely to have been needed.

What I do know is a: the letter was a thick one that was crunchy to the touch and b: the principal was no less of an ass after having received it.

Darth Vitale 12-31-2012 09:10 AM

Oh common now... I know you guys all think that girl is a big bunch of sexy. Don't try to deny it. It's the blue glasses that completes the look of awesomeness, but the most disconcerting thing to me aside from the funky lip-curling smile is that her legs look thicker than most mens.

Look if she's letting her leg hair grow so she can send it along with a few "border pubes" to Uncle Gary (we should encourage her to send some to Fehr also), I applaud her citizen activism.

Mr. T 12-31-2012 09:17 AM

Mailing pubes? Weak. She needs to step up her game and mail the owners and Fehr each a giant log or two of human feces.

Antaris 12-31-2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maroon 6 (Post 56915813)
The mole on her chin

http://s3.vidimg.popscreen.com/origi...oldmember-.jpg





this is just the dumbest thing ever. Won't shave your legs?

Way to make a statement. How about we stop eating Doritos for the children in Nicaragua?


Sheesh... :facepalm:

SkullSplitter 12-31-2012 10:56 AM

You guys are freaking ridiculous. She's got a bit of peach fuzz on her legs & you get all freaked out. (Seriously, am I the only one who doesn't mind his ladies a little bit French?)

She's got a bad smile, so what? People only smile for pictures anyways & people need to learn to smile with their mouths closed. I don't wanna see your damn teeth.

She's got a symmetrical face, big pretty eyes, and a mole that some would call a beauty mark. I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Darth Vitale 12-31-2012 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. T (Post 56958145)
Mailing pubes? Weak. She needs to step up her game and mail the owners and Fehr each a giant log or two of human feces.

No that's way too WWE. She's a disgruntled NHL fan, not a white trash redneck NHL fan. Even pubes is cutting it pretty close. ;)

Leg hair OTOH has just the right amount of FU, while still being harmless / pretty funny.

Mr. T 12-31-2012 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Vitale (Post 56964281)
No that's way too WWE. She's a disgruntled NHL fan, not a white trash redneck NHL fan. Even pubes is cutting it pretty close. ;)

Leg hair OTOH has just the right amount of FU, while still being harmless / pretty funny.

CV, mailing feces to an enemy transcends class and social stereotypes. Think of it as the great unifier.

shureshot66 12-31-2012 12:47 PM

Yeah, this thread is only going to get worse from here.


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