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Ziggy Stardust 01-03-2013 03:21 PM

Jarret Stoll's Off-Ice Escapades on Sports Illustrated.com
 
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html

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With the reports that the L.A. Kings forward and the sportscaster spent New Year's Eve canoodling in Las Vegas, we are reminded that despite hockey's redheaded stepchild status on America's sports landscape, NHL players do pretty well when it comes to dating or marrying celebrities. Mr. Stoll, for example, has been linked to a bevy of beauties...
Looks like Stoll gained a few additional perks and benefits from his move from Edmonton to LA.

Belanger25 01-03-2013 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust (Post 57072931)
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html



Looks like Stoll gained a few additional perks and benefits from his move from Edmonton to LA.


The two best parts of this whole article.

Jarret Stoll is numbers 1-4
WAYNE MCBEAN is the last person on the list.

Vamos Rafa 01-03-2013 04:01 PM

So he dumped Paulina?

FrozenKing18 01-03-2013 04:03 PM

Katie Cassidy is gorgeous, what the hell Stolly?

Ziggy Stardust 01-03-2013 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Belanger25 (Post 57074047)
The two best parts of this whole article.

Jarret Stoll is numbers 1-4
WAYNE MCBEAN is the last person on the list.

What's better is the picture of Wayne McBean that was used. I guess he was astonished being with Alyssa Milano.

His bio on this site is hilarious:
http://nyislanderslegends.blogspot.c...ne-mcbean.html

Quote:

"I think McBean is the best player in the draft. Better than everyone, including Pierre Turgeon and Brendan Shanahan," says one scout.

"He controls the game when he's out there. He would be one of the best players on any major junior team in Canada."

THN champions McBean as the best defenseman available, ahead of future long time NHLers Glen Wesley, Stephane Quintal, Luke Richardson, Yves Racine and Eric Desjardins, as well as junior standouts Chris Joseph and Bryan Fogarty.

Johnny Utah 01-03-2013 05:30 PM

Stoll is a player. Enough said. Paulina has pics of her and Bissonette too...she parties.

Cruel11 01-03-2013 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenKing18 (Post 57074465)
Katie Cassidy is gorgeous, what the hell Stolly?

She hinted on twitter that he cheated on her.

Muzzinga 01-03-2013 06:34 PM

Barbie Blank? Thats a real name?

Ziggy Stardust 01-03-2013 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sw1tch (Post 57079653)
Barbie Blank? Thats a real name?

Maybe her porn name?

Ziggy Stardust 01-03-2013 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Utah (Post 57077561)
Stoll is a player. Enough said. Paulina has pics of her and Bissonette too...she parties.

Imagine that couple giving birth, with Gretzky's vision and Bissonette's abilities, he'd be an all-star in the ECHL or Swiss League. Just like Brent!

Jason Lewis 01-03-2013 10:11 PM

In before Sean Avery

:)

Reaper45 01-04-2013 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cruel11 (Post 57078659)
She hinted on twitter that he cheated on her.

I personally know a chick Stoll banged. She's hot, he gets more tail than he knows what to do with.

Dawdler 01-04-2013 12:58 AM

Stoll needs to write a book on how to pick up chicks it would be a best seller :nod:

butteryslugz 01-04-2013 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason Lewis (Post 57085923)
In before Sean Avery

:)

sean avery was in it before anyone. stoll just got sloppy seconds.

kingsfan 01-04-2013 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust (Post 57075541)
What's better is the picture of Wayne McBean that was used. I guess he was astonished being with Alyssa Milano.

His bio on this site is hilarious:
http://nyislanderslegends.blogspot.c...ne-mcbean.html

McBean suffered a bad knee injury early into his career and never was the player he was expected to be as a result. The guy was a puckmoving dynamo in the WHL at times though, and if he had turned into a 50-60 point defenseman like he was expected to, I can understand the ranking. The Kings didn't really help his development either, as he was a typical 80's rush job to the pros, playing 27 games right after he was drafted. When they finally sent him back to juniors, he had 45 points in 30 games in the WHL, which would have been a pace for 108 points over a full season as an 18-year-old.

Trivia note: The coach for McBean in Medicine Hat that season? Barry Melrose.

The Tikkanen 01-04-2013 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust (Post 57085029)
Maybe her porn name?

Barbie=hot, Blank=stupid, I'm surprised she was smart enough to pick that name.

Bandit 01-04-2013 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dawdler (Post 57089183)
Stoll needs to write a book on how to pick up chicks it would be a best seller :nod:

Chapter 1: Become a millionaire athlete

The end.

The Tikkanen 01-04-2013 11:56 AM

They should make a trophy out of Stoll's genitalia (keeping it anatomically correct for HF).

nocturn 01-04-2013 12:09 PM

Only one worth a s*** in that list is Olivia Munn. That IS the perfect woman. Looks and Humor. *swoon*

Herby 01-04-2013 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Tikkanen (Post 57097943)
They should make a trophy out of Stoll's genitalia (keeping it anatomically correct for HF).

He has more B list celebs the last year than he has goals.

Though watching his point shot all these years in LA, I don't think we have to worry about any children.

I think Carrie Underwood is the best WAG in the NHL.

Ziggy Stardust 01-04-2013 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dawdler (Post 57089183)
Stoll needs to write a book on how to pick up chicks it would be a best seller :nod:

It would likely sell more than his book on how to score goals.

Quattro 01-04-2013 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nocturn (Post 57098333)
Only one worth a s*** in that list is Olivia Munn. That IS the perfect woman. Looks and Humor. *swoon*

srsly - my respect for Brad Richards just went WAY up :thumbu:

damacles1156 01-04-2013 03:03 PM

Stoll .....

The Man we all love to Hate, and love for the OT shot.

Herby 01-04-2013 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by damacles1156 (Post 57104629)
Stoll .....

The Man we all love to Hate, and love for the OT shot.

Jarret Shuchuk!

Stoll and Penner scoring series clinching OT goals still amazing to me, like when Adam Kennedy hit 3 HR's to clinch the pennant for my beloved Angels in 2002. Just one of the cool things in sports.

Ziggy Stardust 01-04-2013 03:38 PM

Every playoff year we get to see a different playoff hero.

Brad May (Day):


David Volek:


Darren McCarty:


This year it was Stoll in Game 5 of the first round. But unlike those other players, Stoll goes home with this:
http://cdn.lastangryfan.com/wp-conte...ews.jpg?adb689

Brad Richardson has the best gig on the Kings. Sit most of the season, get paid, and be Jarret Stoll's wingman.


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