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kmad 01-12-2013 11:08 PM

Best fantasy hockey team names?
I'm making a list.

So far:

Straight Outta Conklin
Streit Outta Compton
Eberle Hills Cop
The Third Reichel
Don't Cry For Me Jan Hrdina
Everyday I'm Byfuglien
Malkin In The Middle
Don't Toews Me Bro
Nightmare On Helm Street
Vanek At The Disco
Brad Boyes Brad Boyes

ewoksonhoth 01-12-2013 11:14 PM

Pimpin' Ain't Parise
Zidlicky My Balls
Spice Mines of Kessel (Star Wars fans will get it)

danishh 01-12-2013 11:37 PM

99 Fat Balloons

Martyros 01-12-2013 11:39 PM

I put "Fehr the Reaper" for mine.

danishh 01-12-2013 11:40 PM


Originally Posted by Martyros (Post 57509639)
I put "Fehr the Reaper" for mine.

you missed the "don't" part.

tsipka 01-12-2013 11:43 PM

Puck Lock n Drop it

mti79 01-13-2013 12:24 AM

Crosbys Staals and Nash
Jokinen in the boys room
Moves like Jagr
Boyes Laich Girls
.38 Spezzal
Horton Hears a Giroux
Gagne West
Live Long and Prospal
They Might be Giontas

sba 01-13-2013 12:43 AM

Teach Me How To Doughty

bbgarnett 01-13-2013 12:47 AM

I benn Around

I was Only Jokinen or I guess it could be I was Olli Jokinen

Ruki 01-13-2013 01:46 AM

Don't Toews Me Bro, Vanek At The Disco and Live Long and Prospalare actually three of my team names, haha.

Other one is 'Niemi At The Gates'

Looking at my leagues, here are some of the best: 'Eberle Hills 90210' and Average Jovanoski.

Xvash2 01-13-2013 04:01 AM

Book Hockey. Instant winner every time.

GuptillGoldenShower 01-13-2013 09:27 PM

My team is Koekkoek Klux Klan this year.

JayP812 01-13-2013 09:32 PM

Mine this year is Third Degree Burns.

ArchAngel55 01-13-2013 09:53 PM

What's Kapenen Now

kmad 01-13-2013 10:45 PM


Originally Posted by CheechooTrainDerail (Post 57558639)
My team is Koekkoek Klux Klan this year.

Koekkoek For Cocoa Puffs

Oil Change 01-14-2013 01:15 AM

Mine's Movechkin.

Awesome names in this thread that I wish I had thought of.

goggog 01-14-2013 02:12 AM

Double Pennertration
Lockout with your Cockout

MoneyandJohnny 01-14-2013 07:24 AM

The Ice Holes

kmad 01-15-2013 12:26 AM

Thought of another

I Am A Man Of Konstantinov

stivwhaler 01-15-2013 09:36 AM

Muller Skinner Blues

CJV123 01-15-2013 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by Xvash2 (Post 57514549)
Book Hockey. Instant winner every time.


Dustin Peener 01-15-2013 02:13 PM

Dude Brooks Laich a Lady

Swedish Puck Mafia 01-15-2013 02:16 PM

Hamrlik my Babcock

CJV123 01-15-2013 02:45 PM

Couture Club

lifeisruff 01-15-2013 07:56 PM

couple from my league

Drop it like it's Ott
Moves like Jagr
Pain in the Ennis
Bros before Hossas
Gerbe's epic yarn

and of course
You Streit? OduyaLaichBoyes

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