Barstool Sports noticed this scene during the Boston Bruins’ 2-1 shootout win over the Winnipeg Jets this afternoon, as a young Bruins fans (who may or may not be the star of Danny Boyle’s “Millions”) finds … well, something in his food.
He picks at his TD Garden concessionary purchase, marvels at what he found, ponders to his seatmate “what is this?”, drops the unexpected item on the ground and then attempts to consume the rest of the original item with a look of abject disdain on his face.
Alas, when the Bruins said fans were going to receive free food, they didn’t mention the quality of food.
“Say, where did Ryan Spooner end up this season?” “Daaaaaaah, whaddya think’s in the burgers …”
So we put it to you, dear readers: What did this young Boston Bruins fan find in his food? Please list your answers in the comments section. The following choices have already been considered:
• A tiny scroll that turns out to be a secret message from Tim Thomas to rise up against our government oppressors.
• One of Alex Burrows’ teeth, finally removed from Patrice Bergeron.
• The chicken nugget was a Horcrux, and he found a piece of Jeremy Jacobs’ soul.
• Brad Marchand.
Nose Face Killah
01-22-2013 12:26 AM
That's amazing hahaha!
01-22-2013 12:50 AM
hello mother, want another?
01-22-2013 01:10 AM
my guess it was a dirty thumbnail :cry:
01-22-2013 01:13 AM
I saw that live and immediately started cracking up.
01-22-2013 01:21 AM
I went in and looked at it, looks like a bone. Looks like she says bone too.
They should have went back and told them. Someone can choke on that.
Nose Face Killah
01-22-2013 01:32 AM
It's Rupp's tooth!
01-22-2013 01:37 PM
Seeing this reminded me of a Gary Larson book, "There's a Hair in My Dirt: A Worm's Story.
A quick 15 minute read which is a bit preachy, but the illustrations are top notch. Check your local library . . .
01-22-2013 01:49 PM
im glad this is just a joke thread instead of another complaint thread
it's a kid for crying out loud, they always ***** about their food.
01-22-2013 01:54 PM
Buckman! There was a fingernail in my food, ya fatass moron! Yesterday, it was a Band-Aid!
Sorry, sir. The Band-Aid was holding the fingernail on
Bi Coastal Bawse*
01-22-2013 01:55 PM
Should have went to the fours before the game :handclap:
01-22-2013 02:02 PM
01-22-2013 02:03 PM
I couldn't help but think of this: :laugh:
01-22-2013 02:06 PM
Originally Posted by Kaoz
I can't see it. New job blocks all this stuff from me :cry:
01-22-2013 02:14 PM
Yesterday's NESN was full of funny video. In the Rangers game the other night, just as they were going to commercial, the showed a clip of Thorton and Campbell's fights and then panned to a couple of guys celebrating in stands. Out of nowhere a guy from behind reaches up and flips someone a gigantic bird -- plain as day.
What was really funny was they aired exact same clip again during yesterday's game - complete with huge flip off.
My 14 year old son and I saw it and laughed the other night - then got an even bigger laugh when we realized they'd aired it AGAIN yesterday!
01-22-2013 02:32 PM
It was one of Jeremy Jacobs' "fuzzies":naughty:
01-22-2013 02:54 PM
If it's a chicken nugget ( looks like it in the dafoomie pic ) then it's most likely a piece of cartilage. It's unlikely it's a bone because the chicken meat used by fast food places are all processed and bones tend to be ground up during the process. Cartilage parts sometimes make it through.
01-22-2013 03:48 PM
Excuse me sir, but I have a bit of a dirty fork.""