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Anton Dubinchuk 01-22-2013 02:50 PM

Bolts @ Canes
 
I'm going to make a GDT now!

Lines:

Jason Bateman - Haley Joel Osment - Chain Smoker
Fats - Brandon Sutter - Char
Nigel Dawes - Olli Jokinen - Papa Smurf
Paul Maurice - OntarioFisherman - Anthony Stewart


Drunkard - Our only good player
AHL All Star - Lazy Finn
Master Interviewer - The worst player in the NHL
Apparently this dude sucks now


Dan Ellis
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Tampa Bay lineup:

Stamkos-Stamkos-Stamkos
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo

Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Matt Damon
Corvo-Corvo

Corvo

Either Stamkos or Corvo will be directly responsible for the game winning goal for the Lightning so the rest of the lineup doesn't really matter. Matt Damon is a gem and the face of a generation.

(Kudos to Oenatzu for the Tampa lines!)


Coming off of a 17-(-8) loss to the Florida Wildcats, the Carolina Panthers look to bounce back against hated rivals the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Tampa Bay, coached by former Panthers backup goalie Brian Boucher, are coming off a loss, but pack an offensive punch, led by captain Vincent Le'Cavalier (French for, "The Cavalier") and the reigning Rocket Richard Trophy winner John Stamos.





5-1 loss.

bb99 01-22-2013 02:54 PM

I held it together until John Stamos.

*high 5*

tarheelhockey 01-22-2013 02:59 PM

FACT: In the 2/8/99 episode of TV series "Ally McBeal", Haley Joel Osment made a brief appearance as a character named Eric Stall.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0510270/fullcredits#cast

Novacane 01-22-2013 02:59 PM

They better show up tonight. I hate going to a lousy home opener.

tarheelhockey 01-22-2013 03:00 PM

5-1


That is the ratio of $1 hot dogs to $1 popcorns that I plan to buy tonight.

Anton Dubinchuk 01-22-2013 03:01 PM

WHAT? $1 popcorn too??? I hate not being at games...

Novacane 01-22-2013 03:04 PM

1-1


That is the ratio of iced teas to pulled pork sandwiches I plan to have my dad buy for me tonight.

Oenatzu 01-22-2013 03:05 PM

Tampa Bay lineup:

Stamkos-Stamkos-Stamkos
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo

Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo

Corvo

Either Stamkos or Corvo will be directly responsible for the game winning goal for the Lightning so the rest of the lineup doesn't really matter.

bilpeto 01-22-2013 03:06 PM

I'm definitely being a good student and skipping differential equations today so that I don't miss the first period.

Novacane 01-22-2013 03:06 PM

The game will end on a phantom goaltender interference call with Stamkos ripping a one-timer past Ward on the ensuing powerplay in overtime.

tarheelhockey 01-22-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novacane (Post 58090887)
The game will end on a phantom goaltender interference call with Stamkos ripping a one-timer past Ward on the ensuing powerplay in overtime.

http://www.freewebs.com/movie_pix/Ba...%20almanac.JPG

Anton Dubinchuk 01-22-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oenatzu (Post 58090767)
Tampa Bay lineup:

Stamkos-Stamkos-Stamkos
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo

Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo

Corvo

Either Stamkos or Corvo will be directly responsible for the game winning goal for the Lightning so the rest of the lineup doesn't really matter.

I was looking for the TB lines, thanks! Added to the OP with slight edits.

Anton Dubinchuk 01-22-2013 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarheelhockey (Post 58090331)
FACT: In the 2/8/99 episode of TV series "Ally McBeal", Haley Joel Osment made a brief appearance as a character named Eric Stall.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0510270/fullcredits#cast

Duly noted and added to the OP.

tarheelhockey 01-22-2013 03:17 PM

Quote:

Our only good player
I'm racking my brain and just can't figure out who this could be.

Anton Dubinchuk 01-22-2013 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarheelhockey (Post 58091659)
I'm racking my brain and just can't figure out who this could be.

He selfishly was excited to get back to Carolina, leaving a bitter taste in the mouth of all the Checkers fans.

Novacane 01-22-2013 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarheelhockey (Post 58091659)
I'm racking my brain and just can't figure out who this could be.

Corvo. The defensive stalwart needs to be paired with the drunkard.

tarheelhockey 01-22-2013 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anton Dubinchuk (Post 58091741)
He selfishly was excited to get back to Carolina, leaving a bitter taste in the mouth of all the Checkers fans.

Well, I don't know who this guy is but he sounds like a real *******. I don't want him on my team, thank you very much.

Oenatzu 01-22-2013 03:41 PM

Hurricanes' front office has issued a traffic alert for the home opener, so there's a good chance that Corvo doesn't make it to the arena in time for the game.

Gotta Catch Em Staal 01-22-2013 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oenatzu (Post 58093237)
Hurricanes' front office has issued a traffic alert for the home opener, so there's a good chance that Corvo doesn't make it to the arena in time for the game.

Sounds to me like Corvo will be more important than ever for tonight, then.













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Sad King Jimmy 01-22-2013 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gotta Catch Em Staal (Post 58093933)
Sounds to me like Corvo will be more important than ever for tonight, then.













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Oenatzu 01-22-2013 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gotta Catch Em Staal (Post 58093933)
Sounds to me like Corvo will be more important than ever for tonight, then.

Wasn't Sanguinetti called up for that duty?

What the Faulk 01-22-2013 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anton Dubinchuk (Post 58090503)
WHAT? $1 popcorn too??? I hate not being at games...

There are 3 Saturday and one Friday Family Nights with the same deal:

2/1 - Ottawa (Friday)
2/23 - Tampa
3/2 - Florida
4/13 - Boston

impeach estaalo 01-22-2013 04:10 PM

Joe Corvo sucks

Joe McGrath 01-22-2013 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Summer Ruutu (Post 58095047)
Joe Corvo sucks

I've decided I'm not going to say anything negative about Corvo tonight. Lets see how long I can last.

Obi Wan LaRosie 01-22-2013 04:12 PM

Really looking forward to the game tonight, and hoping we play at least decent. Gotta start getting pucks in the net, it is really getting out of hand (I know only one game played). Just seems like the case for the last couple years. I got spoiled with our depth and scoring in the Cup year.

On another note, is anyone else really wishing we had stepped up and gotten Turris last year other than me? Give up Murphy and McBain and a pick.....We arent using those guys now anyway!!!!


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