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OriginJM 02-10-2013 01:03 AM

Giroux is quite possibly the worst player in the NHL
 
just trying to get the guy jump-started here with a hate thread

do your magic hockey gods

Beef Invictus 02-10-2013 01:07 AM

We should trade him for Colton Orr.

Roo Mad Bro 02-10-2013 01:11 AM

He ****ing sucks. Most overrated player in the NHL. LOL @ Giroux. No hardware. Superstar? Doesn't make his teammates better. Bad captain. Whiner. Diver. Dirty. Last year = fluke season. PP specialist. Mediocre at even strength. Overrated defensively. 1 good playoff series. Secondary assist Giroux.

I think I covered it all.

OriginJM 02-10-2013 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roo Mad Bro (Post 59410669)
He ****ing sucks. Most overrated player in the NHL. LOL @ Giroux. No hardware. Superstar? Doesn't make his teammates better. Bad captain. Whiner. Diver. Dirty. Last year = fluke season. PP specialist. Mediocre at even strength. Overrated defensively. 1 good playoff series. Secondary assist Giroux.

I think I covered it all.

also he gets ghost assists and thinks grilled cheese is a good pregame meal

what a loser, get your carb + dairy intake straight you freak of nature

Beef Invictus 02-10-2013 01:22 AM

All those cases of Tastykakes must have made his body and soul fat. He suffers from a fat soul.

Flyerfan4life 02-10-2013 01:47 AM

i like were this thread is headed.

Rocket of Russia 02-10-2013 01:49 AM

He also sucks at beerpong too.

http://0.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.co...h-injuries.jpg

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...QEwAA&dur=1014

This thread cracks me up. But if you really want the hockey gods on your side, you gotta drop him from your fantasy team.

FlyingHigh28* 02-10-2013 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OriginJM (Post 59410329)
just trying to get the guy jump-started here with a hate thread

do your magic hockey gods

First off, thanks for making this thread. It was necessary after this pathetic start to the season.

Second, I'm absolutely shocked, we're now 7 posts into this thread and nobody has freaked out / overreacted / thought you were being serious and posted some rant about how you're wrong. I've never seen a sarcastic thread go this long without flying right over someone's head :laugh:

Bluepee 02-10-2013 02:07 AM

Gingers are bad.

BillDineen 02-10-2013 02:10 AM

I woke up this morning thinking we needed a thread like this!

This year Giroux:
1- Seems less creative.
2- His continual half turns and passing back and forth with Timonen are a little too telegraphed. He does not have a Hartnell in the high slot to give a short, quick pass to though on the PP.
3- He is passing up shooting opportunities and when he does, he tries to to murder the puck and either fans on it or blasts it wide. Maybe his wrists have not healed! :sarcasm:
4- He is glued to playing on the left side at even strength, likely due to his previous PP success there, but was a RW in Gatineau and used to play on the right side on their PP in the limited games I watched. See point 1.
5- He is cursed by the C.
6- He has showed hustle most games, but did have a few where the drive was not there at all.

Ok done. Now 4 points next game please.

Beef Invictus 02-10-2013 02:30 AM

I hear his stick is made of congealed mosquito guts because he is terrified of modern technology.

LegionOfDoom91 02-10-2013 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beef Invictus (Post 59410475)
We should trade him for Colton Orr.

Better yet we should bench his ***. Have Jody "Superstar" Shelley take his place on the 1st line. Then maybe we'll get some offensive production.

JagerPuck 02-10-2013 06:24 AM

Time to focus my hate on Claude. I find that "hating" Philadelphia athletes while they persue a championship honestly works in my group of friends.
Playoffs? I curse Danny Brieres name like its going out of style..
08 World Series.. Chooch was the object of my angry, filth laden tirades and well the rest is history
(senior octobre)
So Claude.. you ginger *******.. SCORE A ****ING GOAL!
Soulless red haired cretin.

FlyersFan61290 02-10-2013 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket of Russia (Post 59412267)
He also sucks at beerpong too.

http://0.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.co...h-injuries.jpg

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...QEwAA&dur=1014

This thread cracks me up. But if you really want the hockey gods on your side, you gotta drop him from your fantasy team.

Wait Giroux went out with some friends and had some drinks. There are also some women in the background. I guess he didn't sign the dry island list either. Very disappointed in our young captain who has struggled and in general the team has not played we'll under him. You know what there must be a locker room rift and hes obviously not getting along with Lavy. Flyers will sign him and trade him, mark my words



:sarcasm: had to add this cause someone was liable to take me seriously

stuccoman 02-10-2013 08:53 AM

Maybe we could pick up Sean Avery to take his spot in the lineup...... Wow that was hard, now I have to go wash my hands after typing that.

RoDu 02-10-2013 08:54 AM

I hear he's a Pens fan

thelos 02-10-2013 08:56 AM

he was falling down a lot yesterday. Channeling inner Hartnell?

StandingCow 02-10-2013 09:05 AM

1. Trade Giroux
2. Give Shelley the C.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Jgboys1 02-10-2013 09:21 AM

He sucks.

















Sorry guys. I just woke up.. That's all I got.

RespectTheCouts 02-10-2013 09:43 AM

Ron Weasley aka Claude Giroux needs to get his ginger head out of his ass, he
's like 3 seconds away from being traded for a bag of pucks, his ceiling is very Pat Fallon, wait no Rob DiMaio, fluke season last year, doesn't deserve the "C"

GarretWillhelmThe3rd 02-10-2013 09:46 AM

Trade him to the Islanders for Rick Dipietro

stuccoman 02-10-2013 10:05 AM

He reminds me of Pavel Brendl

BleedOrange 02-10-2013 10:09 AM

You will all be dammed when its reported that G has a concussion.:rant:

dingbathero 02-10-2013 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BleedOrange (Post 59418801)
You will all be dammed when its reported that G has a concussion.:rant:

I don't believe in damning, so that isn't happening.

I think we should trade his ass to LA, send him to Dry Island. He is a bust, teams have figured him out. Doesn't see the ice well and isn't a true leader.

JVR21 02-10-2013 10:39 AM

Send him back to Berlin.


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