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fedabiblio 09-23-2003 03:42 PM

Clunking noise in my '78 Skoda
 
Anyone know what it might be? I'd hate to give up on this classic.

Jim_Harnock 09-23-2003 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fedabiblio
Anyone know what it might be? I'd hate to give up on this classic.

It's a squirrel wrapped around your drive shaft.

Behind Enemy Lines 09-23-2003 04:47 PM

My money is on Jimmy Hoffa. Second guess would be what's left of Todd Bertuzzi following your barroom 'disagreement.' Confess!

Hemmer 09-23-2003 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fedabiblio
Anyone know what it might be? I'd hate to give up on this classic.


Probably Mike Comrie skating without a contract in your trunk.

He'd fit...

hillbillypriest 09-23-2003 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hemmer
Probably Mike Comrie skating without a contract in your trunk.

He'd fit...

Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...

McThome 09-23-2003 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hillbillypriest
Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...

LMAO

IceDragoon 09-23-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hillbillypriest
Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...

:handclap: :lol: :bow:

fedabiblio 09-23-2003 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hillbillypriest
Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...

That hurts man.... straight to the heart like the broken wheel of a cart at a shopping mart.

gretzky2kurri 09-23-2003 09:06 PM

What do you get when you have a biker/jehovahs witness cross on your doorstep?

Someone that tells YOU..........to EFF OFF!


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