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Darth Vitale 04-01-2013 02:49 PM

2013 Trade Deadline | Part VI: Crafton's Def Deadline Poetry Jam
 
WINGERZ

Player
Shoots
Age
Current Team
Playoffs
Cap Hit
Signed Till
Role
Attainability
Corey Perry
RW/RHS
27
Anaheim
Cup Contender
$5,325,000
2012-13
Crosby's Dream
New Contract (8 yrs, $8.625M)
Bobby Ryan
RW/RHS
25
Anaheim
Cup Contender
$5,100,000
2014-15
Crosby's Dream
Pure Fantasy
Thomas Vanek
LW/RHS
29
Buffalo
Not Likely
$7,142,857
2013-14
Crosby's Sniper
ein Mann Verbrennung
Jason Pominville
RW/RHS
30
Buffalo
Not Likely
$4,000,000
2014-15
Crosby's Playmaker
Franchise Overhaul
Drew Stafford
RW/RHS
27
Buffalo
Not Likely
$4,000,000
2014-15
Crosby's School-Chum
Playing on Third Line
Alex Semin
RW/RHS
28
Carolina
In Contention
$7,000,000
2012-13
Crosby's Hired Gun
Re-signed - 5Y/35M
Derick Brassard
C/LHS
25
Columbus
On the Bubble
$3,200,000
2013-14
Rich-Man's Talbot?
Pending Rebuild
Vinny Prospal
LW/LHS
38
Columbus
On the Bubble
$2,500,000
2012-13
Crosby's Guerin
Keith Tkachuk-ing
RJ Umberger
LW/LHS
30
Columbus
On the Bubble
$4,600,000
2016-17
Malkin's Kunitz?
Burdensome Contract?
Alex Tanguay
LW/LHS
33
Calgary
No So Much
$3,500,000
2015-16
Crosby's Third Wheel
Impending Youth Movement?
Curtis Glencross
LW/LHS
30
Calgary
No So Much
$2,550,000
2014-15
Crosby's Third Wheel
Hockey Trade?
Jarome Iginla
RW/RHS
35
Calgary
No So Much
$7,000,000
2012-13
Crosby's Olympian
Acquired for a Song
Lee Stempniak
RW/RHS
30
Calgary
No So Much
$2,500,000
2013-14
Crosby's Lee Remick
Impending Youth Movement?
Viktor Stålberg
RW/LHS
27
Chicago
In Contention
$875,000
2012-13
Crosby's TFK?
Ample Forward Depth?
Jamie McGinn
LW/LHS
24
Colorado
In Contention
$1,750,000
2013-14
Crosby's Kunitz
Ample Forward Depth?
David Jones
RW/RHS
28
Colorado
In Contention
$4,000,000
2015-16
Crosby's Pop-Star[/URL]
Ample Forward Depth?
Ray Whitney
LW/RHS
40
Dallas
In Contention
$4,500,000
2013-14
Crosby's Wizard
Ample Forward Depth?
Brenden Morrow
LW/LHS
34
Dallas
In Contention
$4,100,000
2012-13
Malkin's Kunitz
Acquired for Joe Morrow
Jaromír Jágr
RW/LHS
40
Dallas
In Contention
$4,550,000
2012-13
Crosby's Troll
Pending UFA, Nostalgia
Michael Ryder
RW/RHS
32
Dallas
In Contention
$3,500,000
2012-13
Crosby's Sniper
Traded to MTL for Cole + 3rd
Johan Franzen
RW/LHS
33
Detroit
In Contention
$3,954,545
2019-20
Crosby's Mule
Dat Contract, Dat Inconsistency
Aleš Hemský
RW/RHS
29
Edmonton
In Contention
$5,000,000
2013-14
Crosby's Playmaker
Youth Movement?
Magnus Pääjärvi
LW/LHS
21
Edmonton
In Contention
$1,525,000
2012-13
Malkin's Kunitz?
Ample Forward Depth?
Alexei Kovalev
RW/LHS
39
Florida
In Contention
$1,450,000
2012-13
TDL Seller?
Peter Mueller
RW/RHS
24
Florida
In Contention
$1,725,000
2012-13
Crosby's Running Mate
TDL Seller?
Charlie Coyle
RW/RHS
20
Minnesota
In Contention
$975,000
2014-15
Crosby's Neal
Ample Forward Depth?
Dany Heatley
LW/LHS
32
Minnesota
In Contention
$7,500,000
2013-14
Not Crosby's Driver
Burdensome Contract?
PM Bouchard
LW/LHS
28
Minnesota
In Contention
$4,080,000
2012-13
Crosby's Quiet Room Bud
Pending UFA
Devin Setoguchi
RW/RHS
26
Minnesota
In Contention
$3,000,000
2013-14
Crosby's Neal
Hockey Trade?
Brian Gionta
RW/RHS
34
Montréal
Cup Contenders
$5,000,000
2013-14
Crosby's Midget
Overpriced Veteran
Colin Wilson
LW/LHS
23
Nashville
In Contention
$2,000,000
2014-15
Crosby's Neal
On IR, Not Available...
Patric Hörnqvist
RW/RHS
26
Nashville
In Contention
$3,083,333
2012-13
Crosby's Net-Front Screen
Pending RFA
Nino Niederreiter
RW/LHS
20
NY Islanders
In Contention
$2,795,000
2013-14
Crosby's Neal
Katie Strang Report
Radim Vrbata
RW/RHS
31
Phoenix
In Contention
$3,000,000
2013-14
Crosby's Sniper
Hockey Trade?
Ryane Clowe
LW/LHS
30
San Jose
In Contention
$3,625,000
2012-13
Crosby's Kunitz
Pending UFA
Chris Stewart
RW/RHS
25
St. Louis
In Contention
$3,000,000
2012-13
Crosby's Neal
the fans and the media disagree
Ryan Malone
LW/LHS
33
Tampa Bay
In Contention
$4,500,000
2014-15
Overpaid Veteran
Clarke MacArthur
LW/LHS
27
Toronto
In Contention
$3,250,000
2012-13
Crosby's Big Chief
Underwhelming Performance, UFA
Николай Кулёмин
LW/LHS
26
Toronto
In Contention
$2,800,000
2013-14
Malkin's BFF
Underwhelming Performance
Blake Wheeler
RW/RHS
26
Winnipeg
In Contention
$2,550,000
2012-13
Crosby's Tyger
Little Hope, Pending RFA

Defensemen

Player
Shoots
Age
Current Team
Playoffs
Cap Hit
Signed Till
Role
Attainability
Jay Bouwmeester
LHS
29
Calgary
Not Likely
$6,680,000
2014
Top 4 Defender
Pending Rebuild
Mark Giordano
LHS
29
Calgary
Not Likely
$4,020,000
2016
Top 4 Defender
Pending Rebuild
Cory Sarich
RHS
34
Calgary
Not Likely
$2,000,000
2014
Bottom-Pairing
Pending Rebuild
Robyn Regehr
LHS
32
Buffalo
Not Likely
$4,020,000
2013
Bottom-Pairing
Rental, Pending Rebuild
Toni Lydman
LHS
35
Anaheim
Cup Contenders
$3,000,000
2013
Bottom-Pairing
Rental
Ryan Whitney
LHS
30
Edmonton
Not Likely
$4,000,000
2013
PP Specialist
Rental, Pending Rebuild
Ladislav Šmíd
LHS
27
Edmonton
Not Likely
$2,250,000
2013
Top 4 Defender
Re-Signed, 4 Yrs, $14M
Rob Scuderi
LHS
34
Los Angeles
Cup Contenders
$3,400,000
2013
The Piece
Not Available
Marek Židlický
RHS
36
New Jersey
On the Bubble
$4,000,000
2013
PP Specialist
Lou won't trade with the Pens
Mark Streit
LHS
35
NY Islanders
On the Bubble
$4,100,000
2013
PPQB
Extension talks
Lubomír Višnovský
LHS
36
NY Islanders
On the Bubble
$5,600,000
2013
PPQB
Re-signed, 2 Yrs. $9.5M
Sergei Gonchar
LHS
38
Ottawa
In Contention
$6,680,000
2013
PPQB
Pending UFA
Derek Morris
RHS
34
Phoenix
In Contention
$2,750,000
2014
NHL Player
Shedding Salary?
'Rusty' Klesla
LHS
30
Phoenix
In Contention
$2,975,000
2014
Mid-Pairing
Shedding Salary?
Douglas Murray
LHS
32
San Jose
In Contention
$2,500,000
2013
PK Specialist
Acquired for 2013 2nd, 2014 2/3rd
Dan Boyle
RHS
36
San Jose
In Contention
$6,666,667
2014
PPQB
Pending Rebuild/Re-tooling
Ron Hainsey
LHS
31
Winnipeg
In Contention
$4,500,000
2013
Top 4 Defender
Pending UFA

Darth Vitale 04-01-2013 02:51 PM

Continue, brethren.

On Vinyl 04-01-2013 02:53 PM

Scratch Smid off the list

Crafton 04-01-2013 02:55 PM

need to update Smid. Lord Chancellor.

btw, it's National Poetry Month, you'd do well to quote W.S. Merwin or Pittsburgh's own Jack Gilbert. however, i did watch Game of Thrones last night - while i can't say it's my favorite show, it's consistently exciting television. i guess, i'm more of an Antiques Roadshow kind of guy.

Captain Hook 04-01-2013 02:55 PM

I don't think we need anymore wingers. I can't believe I'm typing that. :laugh:

People are speculating about a veteran 4th line C with Boyd Gordon and Tom Pyatt being mentioned recently in threads on here. I have a hard time seeing Tampa move Pyatt since he's signed for dirt cheap this year and next and seems to be pretty useful for them. I've seen him play a lot of 3rd line C in the past and even 2nd line C recently because of injuries to other guys.

Jaded-Fan 04-01-2013 02:55 PM

I doubt that we pick anyone else up. We should not, and we basically sucked all the life out of the FA market with out three trades a week ago. But could we maybe divest ourselves of some players in this overheated market with so few players of any quality left? In a market where 0 goal 30 year old Clowe has five teams fighting over him and could net a Coutier, maybe Tyler Kenedy and Tanner Glass have value?

Darth Vitale 04-01-2013 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by On Vinyl (Post 62931143)
Scratch Smid off the list

Edit: never mind I see he's been re-signed.

Darth Vitale 04-01-2013 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crafton (Post 62931231)
need to update Smid. Lord Chancellor.

btw, it's National Poetry Month, you'd do well to quote W.S. Merwin or Pittsburgh's own Jack Gilbert. however, i did watch Game of Thrones last night - while i can't say it's my favorite show, it's consistently exciting television. i guess, i'm more of an Antiques Roadshow kind of guy.

My brotha from a poetry mutha, those titles are but placeholders. You tell me what you want the title to be, and it shall be. I don't even watch Game of Thrones, but it sounded catchy. :laugh:

(I'm never sure who's around in the middle of a workday so that's why when they get close to 1000 posts I just start a new one... in your name and honor of course. You, the grand champion of HTML tables and deadline lore.)

Crafton 04-01-2013 03:03 PM

back to what i suggested in the previous thread:

acquire Torres and Gordon.

1. PHX and PIT have been scouting each other for ever
2. DB has a vendetta against Vitale (while we may argue as to the reason, we agree he's getting a raw deal)
3. both are pending UFAs
4. Maloney has stated that'd he be willing to sell if they fall out of the playoff race

Mike Colligan is on board.

Fire Shero* 04-01-2013 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaded-Fan (Post 62931249)
I doubt that we pick anyone else up. We should not, and we basically sucked all the life out of the FA market with out three trades a week ago. But could we maybe divest ourselves of some players in this overheated market with so few players of any quality left? In a market where 0 goal 30 year old Clowe has five teams fighting over him and could net a Coutier, maybe Tyler Kenedy and Tanner Glass have value?

Maybe TK could bring in a 3rd rounder if a team is desperate for a man bear pig.

Glass not so much.

Darth Vitale 04-01-2013 03:06 PM

Crafty: Because this team isn't hated enough / targeted enough, we need Torres too. :laugh: While we're at it lets also trade for Neil so Melnyk can scientifically prove we like dirty players. ;)

Crafton 04-01-2013 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Vitale (Post 62932069)
Crafty: Because this team isn't hated enough / targeted enough, we need Torres too. :laugh: While we're at it lets also trade for Neil so Melnyk can scientifically prove we like dirty players. ;)

somebody's gotta contain Hossa if we reach the finals :sarcasm:

by the way, i completely approve of this thread title.

IcedCapp 04-01-2013 03:10 PM

Arms Race!!!

Quote:

SJ trades Handzus to CHI.
http://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/st...16702634786816

Harv 04-01-2013 03:11 PM

Handzuš to Chicago..

http://sharkcircle.files.wordpress.c...-long-hair.jpg

Crafton 04-01-2013 03:13 PM

he's soooooo slow.

On Vinyl 04-01-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harv (Post 62932525)

Dat flow

leafspensfan 04-01-2013 03:14 PM

handzus is gone...

bring in gordon...please...we need a FO man

Darth Vitale 04-01-2013 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crafton (Post 62932345)
somebody's gotta contain Hossa if we reach the finals :sarcasm:

by the way, i completely approve of this thread title.

The first one or the second one? Haha.

IcedCapp 04-01-2013 03:19 PM

CHI gives up a 4th round pick to SJ for Handzus.
http://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/st...19593667891200

leafspensfan 04-01-2013 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IcedCapp (Post 62933375)
CHI gives up a 4th round pick to SJ for Handzus.
http://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/st...19593667891200

pending trade call?

Sideline 04-01-2013 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IcedCapp (Post 62933375)
CHI gives up a 4th round pick to SJ for Handzus.
http://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/st...19593667891200

His hair alone is worth at least a third. It's vintage Jagr quality flow. Great deal for the Hawks.

On Vinyl 04-01-2013 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IcedCapp (Post 62933375)
CHI gives up a 4th round pick to SJ for Handzus.
http://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/st...19593667891200

Sharks fans saying he has been terrible, so I guess that is a decent return?

Darth Vitale 04-01-2013 03:23 PM

I think that flow is long gone. Last I saw him his hair was short if i remember right.

Crafton 04-01-2013 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by On Vinyl (Post 62933817)
Sharks fans saying he has been terrible, so I guess that is a decent return?

he has been terrible. hasn't even been good in the shootout. at this point, all he brings is face-offs.

On Vinyl 04-01-2013 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Vitale (Post 62933841)
I think that flow is long gone. Last I saw him his hair was short if i remember right.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_a0ERzedPl...-8-225x300.jpg

Yup.


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