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Krishna 04-07-2013 12:42 AM

Steve Mason's Magical Journey through History
Our savior Steve Mason has had a long and glorious path throughout history.

It's said that at the moment of creation, god gave to our new savior Steve Mason

Steve Mason travelled the world and used many names throughout his lifetime. He had a brief stay in the area of Macedon leading great marches. He was known as Alex the Great at that time.

Much of his life for the next 1500 or so years has been lost to history, but recent documents show that he may have been known as King Henry VIII in the 16th century

He disappeared again for a few hundred years before being seen using the name George Patton. He once again led a great military force to great victories.

Mason is seen here giving his famous "We choose to go to the moon" speech

In his free time, he met with Nikita Krushchev

After choosing to go to the moon, he made the technological advanced to get there. Here he is seen with his crew from the moon landing

At the height of the Cold War, he demanded Mikhail Gorbachev tear down the Berlin wall

Last summer he won the Stanley Cup

This February, he won the Super Bowl

He recently stepped down as Pope to come save us.

Kim Jong Bryzgalov recently started causing problems around here

And we soon acquire our savior Steve Mason. Could all of this be coincidence? Maybe it's because I've been drinking, but I don't believe it is. All this points to Steve Mason saving the Flyers, the world, and the Universe.

Join the Church of Mason today while you still have a chance.

SolidSnakeUS 04-07-2013 12:44 AM


parabola 04-07-2013 12:45 AM

This is beautiful

Flyersfan1493 04-07-2013 12:45 AM


Poppy 04-07-2013 12:46 AM

No, Krishna. Just no.

Roo Mad Bro 04-07-2013 12:49 AM

5* thread.

Strong photoshop skills.

seanerixon 04-07-2013 12:49 AM


Originally Posted by Go For It (Post 63481021)

Even the angel Castiel is confused!

seafoam 04-07-2013 12:49 AM


Poppy 04-07-2013 12:54 AM

Should be Kim Jong-ilya

Krishna 04-07-2013 12:54 AM


Hulk Hogan has tattoos of Steve Mason's face as he is a strong supporter of the Church of Mason. He's a real american that fights for the rights of every man. If hulk hogan supports the Church of Mason, so should you.

mantis toboggan 04-07-2013 01:17 AM

Hahaha this is great. You must've been very bored tonight

Totally Radivojevic 04-07-2013 01:18 AM

Remember when you said people didn't support Bryz because he's Russian?

orange is better 04-07-2013 01:34 AM


Cyborg LeClair 04-07-2013 01:46 AM

I'm not jumping on the Mason train yet

Beef Invictus 04-07-2013 01:48 AM


Originally Posted by Cyborg LeClair (Post 63482559)
I'm not jumping on the Mason train yet

You will once he cures tumors.

mdm815 04-07-2013 01:51 AM

perhaps its bc i have been drnking myself, or bc kim-jong-ilya is amazing, that i will post for the first time in decades and say, yes.. yes !!!! yay unto you mason

Brophy 04-07-2013 01:58 AM

Steve Masons tears can cure aids yet he never crys

Krishna 04-07-2013 02:05 AM


ChumpyG 04-07-2013 04:07 AM

On July 26, 1991 Paul Reubens (AKA Pee Wee Herman) was arrested for ************ in public. On that same day, Steve Mason was awarded a medal... for ************ in public.

flyersfromquebec 04-07-2013 06:46 AM

Its a new era....Steve Mason is in!!!!!

Steve Mason and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

StandingCow 04-07-2013 06:47 AM

5 stars, would read again

Karma 04-07-2013 06:54 AM

Well now he's getting injured next time he plays.

TheKingPin 04-07-2013 07:37 AM

How is this a thread?

Torquenstein 04-07-2013 08:18 AM


Prongo 04-07-2013 08:41 AM

I like how half the people that posted in the thread are from the lounge.

This is a dreadful thread, was expecting so much more from (non-mod) Krishna.

2/5 would read again.

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