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WhiskeySeven 04-29-2013 11:51 AM

BANTER THREAD! Calling all photoshop artists MiG, Bloumeister, Seb, etc Get in here!!
 
It's the playoffs and we're not facing the insecure Leafs fanbase (GoT equivalent: Greyjoys - haven't had playoffs for so long they don't know what to do with it) or the scummy Bruins (GoT equivalent: Lannisters - In control, powerful but totally into themselves) - we're facing the milquetoast Ottawa Senators and their surprisingly arrogant fanbase.

I've already started by making fun of the "gladiator" but we need some photoshops and good, funny banter to shoot back and forth. Paul Martin looks like a walrus, no one's ever heard of half their team (Condra? Gryba? Lundin?), Erik Karlsson being up for every award, Chris Neil, their GM sounds like Sylvester J. Pussicat, Ottawa is a boring town, etc.

http://i.imgur.com/rdWJCAH.png


Hopefully the mods don't get all "Ron" on my "Don" :sarcasm:
http://i.imgur.com/y6S84iK.jpg

Bask 04-29-2013 11:54 AM

inb4 white knights fighting for the "we have to be gentleman" order AKA the no fun allowed brigade

PricePkPatch 04-29-2013 11:58 AM

We need a picture of Maple Leaves getting flushed down the toilet

Gros Bonhomme 04-29-2013 11:58 AM

something kanata

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bask (Post 64895673)
inb4 white knights fighting for the "we have to be gentleman" order AKA the no fun allowed brigade

lol

Et le But 04-29-2013 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiskeySeven (Post 64895491)
It's the playoffs and we're not facing the insecure Leafs fanbase (GoT equivalent: Greyjoys - haven't had playoffs for so long they don't know what to do with it) or the scummy Bruins (GoT equivalent: Lannisters - In control, powerful but totally into themselves) - we're facing the milquetoast Ottawa Senators and their surprisingly arrogant fanbase.

This is surprisingly accurate.

So what does that make the Sens, Tullys? Completely forgettable and surrounded by the enemy?

Strik_IX 04-29-2013 12:21 PM

I'd pay to hear Murray say "Suffering succotash!!!"

Erik Estrada 04-29-2013 12:27 PM

It's harder than vs the Bruins or Leafs, where the banter writes itself... Most Sens don't court controversy. Chris Neil is an obvious target. Spezza isn't playing... :dunno:

Ghetto Sangria 04-29-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Et le But (Post 64896381)
This is surprisingly accurate.

So what does that make the Sens, Tullys? Completely forgettable and surrounded by the enemy?

They are totally the tullys! Good reference.

Now that ottawa fans will see at least 4 straight games of montreal, they'll witness what a real danish nhler plays like

Lshap 04-29-2013 12:52 PM

Honestly, I can't work up any hostility against the Sens or their fans. I like the team and the city.

But if things change - and they always do - my Photoshop brain will come up with something...

(I already had a great one planned for the Leafs if we met them)

Erik Estrada 04-29-2013 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lshap (Post 64899461)
Honestly, I can't work up any hostility against the Sens or their fans. I like the team and the city.

But if things change - and they always do - my Photoshop brain will come up with something...

(I already had a great one planned for the Leafs if we met them)

Usually things start going off the rails with unsavory clippings or comments in the media. See Letang, Mike Green or Bruce Boudreau...

That Habs Fan 04-29-2013 12:57 PM

http://i44.tinypic.com/2i8djxv.gif

Seb 04-29-2013 12:58 PM

http://i.imgur.com/MyfcI4q.jpg

Ghetto Sangria 04-29-2013 01:06 PM

Chris Kneel

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2673/neilprust.jpg

That Habs Fan 04-29-2013 01:16 PM

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son.

Jee 04-29-2013 01:34 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Nya0H1O.jpg

Crimson Skorpion 04-29-2013 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bask (Post 64895673)
inb4 white knights fighting for the "we have to be gentleman" order AKA the no fun allowed brigade

You should check my avatar bet thread and see all the fun everyone is having there...

PricerStopDaPuck 04-29-2013 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Danglez (Post 64900341)

Teach me how to hockey?

WhiskeySeven 04-29-2013 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jee (Post 64902081)

Attaboy, perfect!

You guys should see the playoff board, I've been trying to set the tone but no one's biting :laugh:

Quote:

Originally Posted by LyricalLyricist in the playoff thread (Post 64910633)
Didn't take long for people to try and discredit the other team's success or players.

I would hope the habs don't underestimate Ottawa as some are doing here. Same applies to the other side but I would hope they do underestimate them obviously.

You're the worst at banter, why do you do this to my efforts

Drunk World Order 04-29-2013 07:43 PM

For those who have artistic talents I have a challenge for you. My idea came from a kitten looking in the mirror and the mirror showing the reflection of a Lion...Well can someone do one with Gallagher looking in the mirror and the reflection showing a Jacked Gladiator or Spartan?

LyricalLyricist 04-29-2013 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiskeySeven (Post 64908683)
Attaboy, perfect!

You guys should see the playoff board, I've been trying to set the tone but no one's biting :laugh:



You're the worst at banter, why do you do this to my efforts

I just saw this.:laugh:

Stephpa10 04-29-2013 07:50 PM

the face on Alfredsson says it all, that intro was the worst off all time. We teased a co-worker for years, everytime he would say something bad about the habs we would send him an email of this

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiskeySeven (Post 64895491)
It's the playoffs and we're not facing the insecure Leafs fanbase (GoT equivalent: Greyjoys - haven't had playoffs for so long they don't know what to do with it) or the scummy Bruins (GoT equivalent: Lannisters - In control, powerful but totally into themselves) - we're facing the milquetoast Ottawa Senators and their surprisingly arrogant fanbase.

I've already started by making fun of the "gladiator" but we need some photoshops and good, funny banter to shoot back and forth. Paul Martin looks like a walrus, no one's ever heard of half their team (Condra? Gryba? Lundin?), Erik Karlsson being up for every award, Chris Neil, their GM sounds like Sylvester J. Pussicat, Ottawa is a boring town, etc.

http://i.imgur.com/rdWJCAH.png


Hopefully the mods don't get all "Ron" on my "Don" :sarcasm:
http://i.imgur.com/y6S84iK.jpg


Prairie Habs 04-29-2013 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Et le But (Post 64896381)
This is surprisingly accurate.

So what does that make the Sens, Tullys? Completely forgettable and surrounded by the enemy?

Arryns. Except instead of an impenetrable mountain to sit atop of they sit atop their "well if we were healthy all year" excuse. Also Karlsson kinda has that weird breastfed-until-he-was-seven look. :laugh:

Erik Estrada 04-29-2013 08:52 PM

As expected, the Leafs and Bruins series is degenerating faster than ours....


"kessel preparing for the playoffs."

http://i.minus.com/ibnz2cDpLxszdD.gif
http://i.minus.com/iSZYXCPCP9yBW.gif[/QUOTE]

Pierre Dagenais 04-29-2013 08:54 PM

Someone photoshop Erik Karlsson with the Norris trophy. He hasn't ever won it, has he??

That Habs Fan 04-29-2013 09:36 PM

actually reports last year were wrong, he didn't win the norris, he just met The Norris

http://i40.tinypic.com/33duy2v.gif


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