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Lindros_for_rizzle_ 12-09-2005 12:58 PM

Does Derian Hatcher wear make-up?
 
His skin always looks so nice on the telly, itīs looks lean and soft, more than any other player and it looks like he is wearing make-up.

Tuggy 12-09-2005 01:00 PM

:biglaugh:

PavelBure 12-09-2005 01:12 PM

this gets my vote for most awkward thread

Pens1566 12-09-2005 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindros_for_rizzle_
His skin always looks so nice on the telly, itīs looks lean and soft, more than any other player and it looks like he is wearing make-up.

Uhhhhh. This is even a strange post by your standards. Oh yeah, in before the inevitable lock.

arrbez 12-09-2005 02:07 PM

no, but I believe he does wear women's underwear for road games

Lindros_for_rizzle_ 12-09-2005 03:11 PM

I want a serious answer. Maybe he has said it in an interview or something cause his skin definitely looks not like the others.

Lindros_for_rizzle_ 12-09-2005 03:12 PM

Yeah, well, so why does his skin look like no others player?

octopi 12-09-2005 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindros_for_rizzle_
Yeah, well, so why does his skin look like no others player?

Instant tan?

Homer J. Leafs 12-09-2005 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by arrbez
no, but I believe he does wear women's underwear for road games

:biglaugh:
i cant breathe
:biglaugh:

wilka91* 12-09-2005 04:35 PM

I heard that Marilyn Manson's real name is Derian Hatcher!

Yertle The Turtle 12-09-2005 04:38 PM

This thread just... leaves me speechless :eek: :biglaugh:

rt 12-09-2005 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindros_for_rizzle_
I want a serious answer. Maybe he has said it in an interview or something cause his skin definitely looks not like the others.

Oh my god. Have you ever noticed how much hockey players sweat? How much the spray their faces with water? How often they rub their faces with towels? What do you think is more likely, that Derian Hatcher plays games with make up on his face, or that skin comes in all different colors and textures? Georges Laraque's skin tone is different from Ollie Jokinen's, is one of them wearing make up?

Holly Golightly 12-09-2005 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindros_for_rizzle_
Yeah, well, so why does his skin look like no others player?

I heard he uses La Mer moisturizing cream. It's a real steal too, just $1200.00 for 16.5 ounces.

Rand 12-09-2005 04:49 PM

Ever seen the sweat literally pourng off players during interviews between periods?
What do you think that would do to makeup were he to be wearing any during game?
My guess is it would get awfully smudged and end up looking pretty bad.

If Hatcher wears makeup I'm pretty certain he doesn't wear it during games.

Raging Bull 12-09-2005 04:51 PM

I've never paid much attention to the quality of NHLer's skin........

Alberta Yote 12-09-2005 04:57 PM

Derian Hatcher >>> Boy George

Raging Bull 12-09-2005 05:00 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/74552_5_1.jpeg


If that doesn't scream beauty, I don't know what does.......

Hedberg 12-09-2005 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Raging Bull
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/74552_5_1.jpeg


If that doesn't scream beauty, I don't know what does.......

Michael Jackson > Derian Hatcher

Alberta Yote 12-09-2005 05:09 PM

I need a Hatcher in Boy George garb avatar. In honour of this thread.

Moon Man* 12-09-2005 05:14 PM

Time to open up the old photoshop... I smell a fad coming...

O'shizzle 12-09-2005 05:38 PM

I hear he's into the new "Bea Arthur" line from Cover Girl.

znk 12-09-2005 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Newfie Jesus
Time to open up the old photoshop... I smell a fad coming...

Paint.Net + my artistic skills =

Brad* 12-09-2005 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by znk
Paint.Net + my artistic skills =

Looks like my grandma. Skates like her too.

It Kills Me 12-09-2005 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by znk
Paint.Net + my artistic skills =

lol . .

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His skin always looks so nice on the telly, itīs looks lean and soft, more than any other player and it looks like he is wearing make-up.
Are you the guy who asked how Tucker gets his skin so nicely taned?

JVR 12-09-2005 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindros_for_rizzle_
His skin always looks so nice on the telly, itīs looks lean and soft, more than any other player and it looks like he is wearing make-up.

Hahahaha. OMG I laughed so hard reading this that I spilled all of my tequila!


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