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BORAT 07-18-2006 01:28 PM

The Most UnBoRiNg Thread of the day : If the Habs weren't Habs, what would they be ?
 
I think that Chris Higgins would work at a gas station. Ribeiro would probably be the guy that puts more Babaganush on my Shishtaouk !

tritone 07-18-2006 01:29 PM

Sporty Smurfs?

Turbo 07-18-2006 01:30 PM

Bouillon would be the bouncer at Chez Pare

Beakermania* 07-18-2006 01:30 PM

Saku Koivu would be God (oh wait, he already is)

BORAT 07-18-2006 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turbo (Post 6057547)
Bouillon would be the bouncer at Chez Pare

maybe a party '' dwarf ''

you know the kind you toss around

Seb 07-18-2006 01:33 PM

Bonk would be a preacher.

HabsUnited 07-18-2006 02:15 PM

Kovalev would be on late-night infomercial tv selling exercise dvd's and such.

Souray (with 'stache) would be in some Californian mansion directing porn flicks.

Aebischer would still be in Montreal, but he'd be preparing for the Outgames.

Talent Analyst 07-18-2006 02:15 PM

Zednik will work at Danseuse Nue :bow:

Ford Prefect 07-18-2006 02:16 PM

Ivanins would be on the Spirit Squad in the WWE

habsprospects 07-18-2006 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ford Prefect (Post 6058201)
Ivanins would be on the Spirit Squad in the WWE

eurkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Guy Germaine 07-18-2006 02:26 PM

Koivu - accountant
Kovalev - gold medal winning figure skater
Ribeiro - busboy
Higgins - lawyer
Ryder - lobster trapper
Souray - porn star
Rivet - lumberjack
Begin - salesman at the Bay
Plekanec - computer programmer
Markov - Russian porn star
Bonk - homeless
Komisarek - Collector

HabuseMoi 07-18-2006 02:31 PM

Ryder - Clown
Gainey - Accountant
Kovalev - Car salesman
Souray - definately involved in pornographic industry

Slick Nick 07-18-2006 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mother_pucker (Post 6058294)
Koivu - accountant
Kovalev - gold medal winning figure skater
Ribeiro - busboy
Higgins - lawyer
Ryder - lobster trapper
Souray - porn star
Rivet - lumberjack
Begin - salesman at the Bay
Plekanec - computer programmer
Markov - Russian porn star
Bonk - homeless
Komisarek - Collector

:biglaugh:

kernkraft 07-18-2006 02:36 PM

What the hell is it with you guys and porn stars?

BORAT 07-18-2006 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernkraft (Post 6058449)
What the hell is it with you guys and porn stars?

Who on the Habs would be the worst porn star : My Vote

Gainey

CoupeStanley 07-18-2006 02:51 PM

Some of them would be Leafs... Rangers... Wings..

Souray would definitvely be a porn star though..

gohabsgo2010 07-18-2006 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mother_pucker (Post 6058294)
Plekanec - computer programmer
Bonk - homeless

:biglaugh:

(Can't believe noone said Ribeiro, actor ?) :sarcasm:

BORAT 07-18-2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zednified (Post 6058987)
:biglaugh:

(Can't believe noone said Ribeiro, actor ?) :sarcasm:

Ribeiro = MArtin Lapointe Nightmare

wholeshow* 07-18-2006 03:08 PM

i think souray would play the role of 'hunk with no acting ability' on young and the restless or someother awesome soap opera.
ribs would work in future shop, begging people to take the extended warranty.
kovalev would be on the russian bobsled team.
perezhogin would be a lumberjack
ryder would be catching fish
samsonov will grow out his beard and play the role of an ewok in the starwars tv series. or he could be a killer lawn gnome on one of those YTV horror tv shows...
plekanec would be a successful webpage designer
higgins would play a prominent role for a fortune 500 company.
huet will takeover barthez's role as goalkeeper for france.
aebischer will go back to switzerland and make watches.
bouillon will make donairs on the street by day, and fight crime by night.
rivet will write cliched interviews for up and coming NHLers.
bonk would be the most powerful man in the world, with everyone having a "BONKIFIED" shirt in their wardrobe.
begin would be working at bestbuy while getting involved with an underground bare knuckled boxing organization.




not with the habs, but joe juneau would be taking casual trips to the moon and back on his homemade rocket.
gino odjick would be a dentist.

Live Forever 07-18-2006 03:10 PM

Huet: Wine and Fromage Connaisseur
Dandenault: Would work at Reno-Depot in the sink and faucet section
Komisarek: Phys-Ed Teacher
Streit: Would work night shift at some museum
Markov: Would work at a button factory back in Mother Russia
Rivet: Boat, yacht and other sea vessel salesperson but would later go into business with fellow friend Saku Koivu who decided to open up a Restaurant
Ribeiro: Works part-time at Le Chateau
Downey: Potato Farmer
Souray: Owner of a bar
Murray: Car mechanic
Perezhogin: Would be one of the hopefuls watching Borat give back his message to his people in his country of Kazakhstan but would secretly work for the Russian mob.
Ryder: Fisherman
Plekanec: Would be working for some biochemical engineering company
Kovalev: Black belt Karate instructor/olympic gold medalist in the pole vault
Bonk: Office janitor
Begin: Contruction Worker
Boullion: Work at the SAQ
Aebischer: In and out of a job as a sofa and furniture salesperson. Presently getting his hours cut due to his inability to consistently come up with the sales.

Guy Germaine 07-18-2006 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hunjeebakala (Post 6059153)
bouillon will make donairs on the street by day

YOU must be from Halifax. I swear, they got donair restaurants on every corner.

felixd 07-18-2006 03:53 PM

This thread is hilarious :biglaugh:

I love the Juneau comment and the Ribs at Future Shop

felixd 07-18-2006 03:54 PM

This thread is hilarious :biglaugh:

I love the Juneau comment and the Ribs at Future Shop

CrazyShea 07-18-2006 04:47 PM

The Oilers!

Also Ribeiro would be the worst porn star since hes fast and cant finish.

wade 07-18-2006 04:49 PM

gainey would be poker champion of the world


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