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Dwight 08-27-2006 12:42 PM

Caption Contest #5
Winner of #4 was The Albino(can't be topped, so the contest stopped early)

1) SpreeEndaz
2) 22SteveBegin22
3) Le Tricolore
4) The Albino


#71 Mike Ribeiro and #41 Andrew Alberts (and the head of #30 Tim Thomas)


Contest closes at 8:00 pm EST tonight!

PyrettaBlaze* 08-27-2006 12:45 PM

Alberts: Who's stronger now, b itch?!

VanNistelrooy 08-27-2006 12:54 PM

Ribeiro : I said you yesterday that I already have a wife !

Qui Gon Dave 08-27-2006 12:55 PM

Alberts - Mike, I think I'm falling for you.

Ribeiro - ooOOOOWWWwwww, my shoulder....

The n00b King * 08-27-2006 01:28 PM

Alberts: "Awright, cahmon! tell her ya lily wagger! tell her!"

Ribs: "ok! ok! ok!....Honey, im NOT as strong as you might of heard...im sorry"

Team_Spirit 08-27-2006 01:45 PM

Ribeiro : ''Hey that guy has my Jersey , wooohooo !!![Samuel.L Jackson] I'm Ribs the Snake ***** !! ''[/Samuel.L Jackson]

Alberts (while failing on his knees): ''Geez NHL fowards are sooo fast i can't hit them properly:banghead: ''

Hab-Dawgs 08-27-2006 01:46 PM








oli500 08-27-2006 01:50 PM

theres a hot chik in the stands, ribeiro goes over to flirt a litle bit, alberts saw his chance and went after ribeiro.

MM425 08-27-2006 02:18 PM

Ribiero: What are these things I'm getting pushed into? As a matter of fact where am I on the ice right now?

Alberts: Are you serious? Um the boards man... your in the corner.

Ribs: Wow... neat... I've never been here before!

or if that doesnt work...

Chick in the stands: Nice @ss

ChuckyToGally 08-27-2006 02:21 PM

Thomas: Ribeiro can't skate, even Alberts could beat him.

Ribeiro: You're wrong. I was pretty good when I was practicing with my buddy Dagenais.

goalchenyuk 08-27-2006 02:57 PM

the guy with only one leg skates as fast as Ribeiro...:eek:

TornACL 08-27-2006 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by pyro (Post 6369745)
Alberts: Who's stronger now, b itch?!

Ribeiro: What is love ?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Dwight 08-27-2006 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by #ZAMBONI# (Post 6370450)
the guy with only one leg skates as fast as Ribeiro...:eek:

Early favorite. This is the one to beat.

Roxor 08-27-2006 03:07 PM

Ribeiro : MOOOOOOOOOOM! He's beating me again!

Alberts : Gimme your 1.9m dollars contract!

Thomas : Geez...kids.

korky00 08-27-2006 03:11 PM

Alberts: C'Mon man...skate we're going to be late!

Ribeiro: Noooooo I'm waiting for the puck to come back here!

Whitesnake 08-27-2006 03:24 PM

Ribeiro singing......"Touch me, Touch me, I wanna feel your body....."

GSK* 08-27-2006 03:47 PM

Ribeiro said : Damn, oh my god you stink stop following me.

Alberts : Go learn skating Rib's, you're slow... oh soooo slow, I'm gonna poo again...

CH Wizard 08-27-2006 04:31 PM

Ribeiro: Yo man you're crazy stop pushing me onto the boards

Alberts: Holy **** you're weaker then my 90 yo grandma

Team_Spirit 08-27-2006 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by Toad (Post 6370505)
Early favorite. This is the one to beat.

Booooo mine is much better cuz 1- It dosent bash Ribs 2-It take a jab at a AHL Bruins D and 3-It make fun of Samuel.L Jackson movie Snakes on a Plane

HH 08-27-2006 05:22 PM

Alberts: Tell my ugly sister she's hot...she's in row 1!

Ribeiro: Oh noooooooooo...help!

SpreeEndaz 08-27-2006 05:26 PM

Ribeiro: Haha, you're such a bad checker.
Alberts: Coach told me to push you lightly, we are 2 goals late but the momentum is on our side, we don't have time for you faking injury for an hour.

x-bob 08-27-2006 05:38 PM

Alberts: Take me with you. I can't stand another year on this team!
Ribeiro: Get the ****** of me!

Vintage93 08-27-2006 05:46 PM

Ribiero: Is my jersey the same colour as the trim of the boards?
Alberts: Nope, wait.. kinda, no... actually from this angle its a perfect match!

Chfan 08-27-2006 05:52 PM

Thomas: He can't even catch Ribeiro, a real Bruin....:shakehead

Hab at it 08-27-2006 06:28 PM

The guy in Ribeiro's shadow in the stands, "Damn, he's even uglier with his helmet on!!!"

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