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SopelFan* 11-16-2003 09:48 AM

Divealanche.com on Kariya/Selanne
 
http://divealanche.com/1a_play.html

http://divealanche.com look at the pic on the main page...

Epsilon 11-16-2003 09:50 AM

Probably the weakest one so far. Still decent, but nothing like their Forsberg bio, or the Media Homers section.

Mr. Canucklehead 11-16-2003 09:51 AM

Oh my...

Divealanche.com's comics make me chuckle. It's a pretty creative site, barring the relatively bashing. :lol:

~Canucklehead~

SopelFan* 11-16-2003 09:53 AM

I just read this quote also and laughed... "Where Blake has gone, mediocrity has followed. Despite a level of play that hardly justifies his enormous salary, any Dives fan will tell you tell you Blake is without a doubt the greatest defenseman since Ray Bourque, who falls just behind Sandis Ozolinsh as the greatest defenseman of all time. Some day Blake's number will hang from the rafters of the Pepsi Center along side Jeff Shantz's and Chris McAllister's. "

Blackshad 11-16-2003 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SopelFan

i REALLY LIKE the avalanches. But this site is PURE GOLD! hahahaha

Burke's Evil Spirit 11-16-2003 09:59 AM

This is the only worthwhile team-bashing site on the internet.

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Originally Posted by Divealanche.com
Selanne is a skilled, mirror-loving cherry picker with the amazing super power to become invisible on command.

Bwahahaha...

Burke's Evil Spirit 11-16-2003 10:02 AM

I also like this "News" tidbit:

Quote:

(10/9/03) Divealanche coach Tony Granato announced today that Colorado will skate six players for much of the 2003-04 season. Except for late game situations in which the Dives are certain of a win, the Colorado net will be empty.
...
Granato, however, denies that the team lacks confidence in goaltender David Aebischer.

"We have tremendous confidence in David," said Granato. "If you look at last season, David was on the bench for most of the games that we won. So this is really just a continuation of that philosophy."

Zodiac 11-16-2003 12:57 PM

I think that site is awesome. Pretty damn funny.

I like the "Media Homers" section the best.

Nice picture of Scott Parker as a child.

http://divealanche.com/imagefiles/1a_parkercrib.jpg

#37-#93-#27* 11-16-2003 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SopelFan

Those pictures are classic! :joker:

Epsilon 11-16-2003 01:11 PM

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Peter Forsberg is the greatest player in the history of hockey. If you don't believe it, just ask a Divesfan, many of whom have been following hockey since the NHL began in 1995.
The picture on the left might also be one of the greatest dives in NHL history:

http://divealanche.com/imagefiles/1a_peterdiving.jpg

Thalia 11-16-2003 01:17 PM

http://divealanche.com/imagefiles/1a_sakic_fredo.jpg http://divealanche.com/imagefiles/1a_parker.jpg

http://divealanche.com/imagefiles/1a_peterheels.jpg http://divealanche.com/imagefiles/roy_shining.jpg

http://divealanche.com/imagefiles/1a_skoula_nopuck.jpg

I love that site. lol

Epsilon 11-16-2003 01:19 PM

That pic of Forsberg in high heels is definitely one of the best ones, in terms of quality.

Blackjack 11-16-2003 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Epsilon
Probably the weakest one so far. Still decent, but nothing like their Forsberg bio, or the Media Homers section.

I agree; the Selanne/Kariya profile isn't really up to their standards. Maybe it has to do with The Wings' struggles this year. Hopefully they'll do some better ones later.

Randall Graves* 11-16-2003 02:25 PM

heres my personal favorite...http://www.divealanche.com/imagefiles/1_avsmonkeys.jpg

RoyIsALegend* 11-16-2003 02:34 PM

Very funny website.

Bring_Bak_Damphousse 11-16-2003 05:16 PM

Very very funny site.

Mack 11-16-2003 06:30 PM

I bet if i woulda posted a site like this about the canucks on the canucks board i woulda been banned for life, lol. TRASH!

evman150* 11-16-2003 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mack
I bet if i woulda posted a site like this about the canucks on the canucks board i woulda been banned for life, lol. TRASH!

Show us a site like this about the nucks and we'll have a chuckle at it too.

Bitter.

Waveburner 11-16-2003 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mack
I bet if i woulda posted a site like this about the canucks on the canucks board i woulda been banned for life, lol. TRASH!

1-I disagree, I think people have a sense of humour.
2-There is a difference between posting it on the NHL forum and the Team forum.

Methinks someone is just a tad sensitive...

st_roland 11-16-2003 06:46 PM

Hilarious stuff, liked the skoula bio myself. I feel bad for that guy though, hes gonna be so bitter by the years end.

Disco Volante 11-16-2003 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Epsilon
That pic of Forsberg in high heels is definitely one of the best ones, in terms of quality.

picture quality? or humor quality?

Cause the pic and the montage suck! :)

X8oD 11-16-2003 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by st_roland
Hilarious stuff, liked the skoula bio myself. I feel bad for that guy though, hes gonna be so bitter by the years end.

as said a million times in the past. this is, hands down, the best anti-team site ive ever seen.

great design, Great graphics, and over and above all of that. Great Originality.

Hawkalyzer 11-16-2003 06:53 PM

During a game in the 2000 season, Forsberg set the one-man record for Longest Puck Possession, skating figure 8s in the Dive's zone for the final 97 seconds of regulation as the Pepsi Center crowd cheered thunderously. The Divealanche lost that game 1-0, but who will ever forget it?

Judging by these stats, it's clear that Forsberg must truly be considered a player who thinks he is great, but they do not even tell the whole story. Forsberg's most notable impact on the NHL has been in the area of Diving, a skill at which Peter The Jake is unsurpassed. If hockey greatness is measured by the distance that one man will launch himself through the air in order to draw a two minute power play, the number "21" should be retired immediately by the entire National Hockey League.

To witness Forsberg in action is to behold the very art and essence of the dive. The glancing touch of an opposing player's arm can catapult him headfirst across the ice as if he'd been hit by a Mack truck. The gentle brush of an opponent's glove can launch Forsberg eight feet through the air as if a landmine that only Peter can feel has exploded somewhere beneath his skates. The slightest tap of an enemy stick can spark a catastrophic, somersaulting yard sale, igniting a chorus of boos and sobs of indignation from the Avsmonkey audience.


i dont hate the avs, but this is HYSTERICAL

Epsilon 11-16-2003 06:54 PM

What sold me on the site being great was seeing that full page spread in the sports section of Aflonbladet (sp) where they were whining about all the Floppa stuff. Also that quote from radio moron Sandy Clough about the site is funny.

Mack 11-16-2003 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waveburner
Methinks someone is just a tad sensitive...


yup most of the canuck posters in their utopia :)


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