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waffledave 02-09-2007 12:08 PM

Is Plekanec a gangsta' thug?
 
Tomas Plekanec is a nice looking boy at face value. He looks like a wholesome kid from a small town with good morals.

However, if we look further, the truth emerges.

Tomas Plekanec is a gangsta' thug.

Let's look at the facts:
- He has a shaved head.
- He wears a pimpin' turtleneck under his gear
- When he scores, pay attention to his movements. He does a little "strut" like, "yeeeeaahhhhh biatch."
- He's pretty awesome and doesn't take no **** from no-one.

The evidence is overwhelming. I also think I saw a do-rag under his helmet.

cjbhab 02-09-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waffledave (Post 7985273)
Tomas Plekanec is a nice looking boy at face value. He looks like a wholesome kid from a small town with good morals.

However, if we look further, the truth emerges.

Tomas Plekanec is a gangsta' thug.

Let's look at the facts:
- He has a shaved head.
- He wears a pimpin' turtleneck under his gear
- When he scores, pay attention to his movements. He does a little "strut" like, "yeeeeaahhhhh biatch."
- He's pretty awesome and doesn't take no **** from no-one.

The evidence is overwhelming. I also think I saw a do-rag under his helmet.

are you serious? LOL! :D

Tusk 02-09-2007 12:11 PM

You betcha Dave.

He also rides dirty.

Habs10Habs 02-09-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waffledave (Post 7985273)
Tomas Plekanec is a nice looking boy at face value. He looks like a wholesome kid from a small town with good morals.

However, if we look further, the truth emerges.

Tomas Plekanec is a gangsta' thug.

Let's look at the facts:
- He has a shaved head.
- He wears a pimpin' turtleneck under his gear
- When he scores, pay attention to his movements. He does a little "strut" like, "yeeeeaahhhhh biatch."
- He's pretty awesome and doesn't take no **** from no-one.

The evidence is overwhelming. I also think I saw a do-rag under his helmet.

Absolutely...Gangsta' thug :D

131313 02-09-2007 12:12 PM

No doubt

Tomas Plekanec is evil

Tuggy 02-09-2007 12:13 PM

I've definitely seen his strut after scoring like "That's right *****!". I don't know about the turtleneck being gangta though...

cjbhab 02-09-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dark Side (Post 7985338)
No doubt

Tomas Plekanec is evil

maybe he got in with the wrong people .. AKA theodore or theo's dad. LOL

Mojoe 02-09-2007 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waffledave (Post 7985273)
Tomas Plekanec is a nice looking boy at face value. He looks like a wholesome kid from a small town with good morals.

However, if we look further, the truth emerges.

Tomas Plekanec is a gangsta' thug.

Let's look at the facts:
- He has a shaved head.
- He wears a pimpin' turtleneck under his gear
- When he scores, pay attention to his movements. He does a little "strut" like, "yeeeeaahhhhh biatch."
- He's pretty awesome and doesn't take no **** from no-one.

The evidence is overwhelming. I also think I saw a do-rag under his helmet.

:biglaugh:
If we look carefully we might find that he has some Hell's Angels connection:sarcasm:

Rise from the Ashes 02-09-2007 12:18 PM

I definitely notice he likes to hustle out there and he likes to make the other team his ***** hoe once in awhile when he does those crazy breakaway goals

waffledave 02-09-2007 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuggy (Post 7985351)
I've definitely seen his strut after scoring like "That's right *****!". I don't know about the turtleneck being gangta though...

I'm not 100% sure, but I think that in the Czech Republic, gangbangers wear turtlenecks. Don't quote me on that though.

edit: maybe the turtleneck is actually a kevlar vest.

Habs10Habs 02-09-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waffledave (Post 7985473)
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that in the Czech Republic, gangbangers wear turtlenecks. Don't quote me on that though.

edit: maybe the turtleneck is actually a kevlar vest.

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

benji 02-09-2007 12:26 PM

Plekanec is the rebel of da street corner. He ain't nuthin by a g thing baby.

Tuggy 02-09-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waffledave (Post 7985473)
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that in the Czech Republic, gangbangers wear turtlenecks. Don't quote me on that though.

edit: maybe the turtleneck is actually a kevlar vest.

That might explain it.

Tusk 02-09-2007 12:31 PM

That Gordie-style, Canadiana, facial hair ain't to gangsta though.

I also heard 35 is the Czech Republic equivalent to 187.

ControlFreak 02-09-2007 12:33 PM

I believe Plekanec actually wears a turtle neck to cover his gang tatoos. :teach:

waffledave 02-09-2007 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by preston (Post 7985595)
I also heard 35 is the Czech Republic equivalent to 187.

It's about coming out, and staying on top and screaming THREE FIVE SUCKA on a mother****ing cop.

Tusk 02-09-2007 12:40 PM

This just confirmed by his agent; his favorite drink is Gin and Juice, no word on which particular juice, he sometimes breaks out the Grey Goose and Redbull when he wants to get "wild".

felixd 02-09-2007 12:43 PM

http://data1.blog.de/blog/c/canadian..._canadiens.jpg

Plekanec about to knee Burke in the face before curb stomping his ass.

Tuggy 02-09-2007 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by felixd (Post 7985770)
http://data1.blog.de/blog/c/canadian..._canadiens.jpg

Plekanec about to knee Burke in the face before curb stomping his ass.

That would be our young Russian friend Perezhogin. ;)

Tusk 02-09-2007 12:44 PM

Burke stepped on his Puma's.

felixd 02-09-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuggy (Post 7985792)
That would be our young Russian friend Perezhogin. ;)

I only noticed after posting....grrr fine, I'll try to find another gangsta Plekanec picture.

waffledave 02-09-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by felixd (Post 7985770)
http://data1.blog.de/blog/c/canadian..._canadiens.jpg

Plekanec about to knee Burke in the face before curb stomping his ass.

This made me laugh out loud in the office. Burke is like "No son, no. Please son, don't do it."

Tusk 02-09-2007 12:52 PM

It's hard out there for a Pleks, give him a break.

waffledave 02-09-2007 12:53 PM

http://www.chfans.com/photos/joueurc...anec%20but.jpg

YEAH YEAH WHAT

Tuggy 02-09-2007 12:54 PM

http://www.plekanec.cz/foto_tp/montr...2005%20%20.jpg

Looking back at the goalie..."You can't stop me *****!"


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