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devsfan4life 11-25-2007 09:22 PM

Docism's
 
Since we have a thread on Chicoism's I thought I would start one for Doc. Doc drops a lot of funny lines too...


Some of my personal favorites:

1. "Waffleboarded away by Brodeur"
2. "And its stuck in the parephenalia (sp) of Brodeur"
3. "Spirited ahead by Parise" (Gionta Elias etc etc)
4. I love when he yells "OOAAHHHHH WHATTA SAVE BY BRODEUR!! HOW DID THAT NOT GET IN!?"

Gunnar Stahl 30 11-25-2007 09:41 PM

"Knifed away by Martin"

Gunnar Stahl 30 11-25-2007 09:41 PM

my favorite thing is when his voice cracks like a 12 year old boy

DevilBesideYou 11-25-2007 09:44 PM

Against the Flyers last season, I think it was Marty's 48th win but I'm not sure. Kukkonen had a penalty (interference?).

Doc: "And Lasse comes home to the penalty box"

PuckStopsHere02 11-25-2007 09:53 PM

Wade Brookbank

Henrique 11-25-2007 10:02 PM

"...Brodeur's bread basket."

DoubleA45 11-25-2007 10:02 PM

Don't know if he still uses it as I haven't watched many devils games this year but i always loved when he said "down to the final dime's worth" with 10 seconds left in the period

MartyOwns 11-25-2007 10:13 PM

the absolute funniest thing he ever said was right before a commercial break during a devils-senators recently

As they were ready to go to break, the players from both sides were in a normal shoving match after a save, and he says "Devils and Senators getting together...I guess we're in Washington." or something similar to that..he said it in such a monotone way, it was hilarious

Das Uber 11-25-2007 10:16 PM

Doc and Chico are my favorite stoners.

None Shall Pass 11-25-2007 10:22 PM

Hands down my favorite sports commentators.

joeskow 11-25-2007 10:52 PM

Big Drive!!!

Scoot 11-25-2007 10:53 PM

" And the Devils will have to recoil"
" meanwhile back at the ranch"
" and play continues"
" spiked away by (insert players name here)"
" Oh and a head hunter gets the glass"
" he wanted to hit him into next week but only got a day and a half"
" and the Devils are warming to the task"

Gunnar Stahl 30 11-25-2007 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by None Shall Pass (Post 11353294)
Hands down my favorite sports commentators.

any mets fans here? keith Hernandez and gary Cohen are pretty damn funny too, actually its just really keith but still he is very politically incorrect

devsfan4life 11-25-2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunnar Stahl 30 (Post 11353638)
any mets fans here? keith Hernandez and gary Cohen are pretty damn funny too, actually its just really keith but still he is very politically incorrect

Yeah.. those guys are such great commentators as well.. ITS OUTTA HERE! is a great home run call i love them too.

devsfan4life 11-25-2007 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoubleA45 (Post 11353067)
Don't know if he still uses it as I haven't watched many devils games this year but i always loved when he said "down to the final dime's worth" with 10 seconds left in the period


Yeah he does nickels worth too.. he also loves to say "and were down to the last 100 seconds of the game/period."

Zajacs Bowl Cut 11-25-2007 11:06 PM

'meanwhile back at the ranch' is one thats always stuck out to me

i also enjoy when he screams FIRES! when someone takes a slapshot

devsfan4life 11-25-2007 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilElias26 (Post 11353736)
'meanwhile back at the ranch' is one thats always stuck out to me

i also enjoy when he screams FIRES! when someone takes a slapshot

I prefer BIG DRIVE!! like somebody mentioned before

Verbeek12 11-25-2007 11:36 PM

and White "pitch forks it out of the zone"

fortheloveof666 11-25-2007 11:42 PM

Whenever you got a couple buddies over and are watching a Devils game, go ahead and drink every time Chico says Doc, and Doc says Drive.

It'll be worth your while. haha

DevFan-RU- 11-25-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbeek12 (Post 11353968)
and White "pitch forks it out of the zone"

Oduya does that... but it's typically always a borderline delay of game.

MKWing26 11-26-2007 12:01 AM

when he says what college someone is from

i.e.
John Madden, the University of Michigan product

or

Jay Pandolfo the Boston University product

etc.

Henrique Iglesias 11-26-2007 12:06 AM

kicked aside by Brodeur!


god i love doc and chico

JerryGigantic 11-26-2007 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbeek12 (Post 11353968)
and White "pitch forks it out of the zone"

Beat me to it... "Pitchfork" is my favorite hockey verb.

devsfan4life 11-26-2007 12:31 AM

Wow... really old Doc footage from 1990 when he was the Flyers Play by Play guy.. ew

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f0msHHIbdzg&feature=related

Zajacs Bowl Cut 11-26-2007 12:33 AM

when he refers to players and what teams they used to be on

ie "the former new york islander" when speaking of arron asham


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