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AD 12-19-2007 05:30 PM

Ode to Gainey (song competition)
 
My apologies to Bon Jovi - Janie don't you take your love to town



O Gainey!



Sitting here just watching you lose
Another game in miami
Panthers just wont let us be

But the futures' bright, no need to worry
Im not fool enough to think
We're doomed without Crosby

You didnt come this far to throw the towel in
You didnt fight this hard to walk away
If you aint smart enough, to stay the course now
Then it'd be best to get you on your way

I remember how it used to be
We kept building dynasties
We were more than just a team

Now these plays dont work, our coach's too dumb
When you want a stud, he puts on a bum
Lets Streit and Dandy keep playin the top line

Last night I drank enough to drown
Couldn't take another loss in Florida
Look, we both know how much it gets me down
But Gainey dont you trade the young outta town

Gainey dont you trade the young outta town
Gainey dont you trade the young outta town
If I've got to beg, Ill beg, just dont make the call
Gainey dont you trade the young outta town

We deserve a shooter, a stud
Someone who puts pucks in the net
To make the crowd scream out

My team's a pleasure, in this winter weather
But its left me feeling cold
Now all we want to do is win on out

We hated you, the night you picked up Price
We hated you, cause we couldnt love goalies
We beg you now, Gainey please forgive us
We got no need for Brule or Anze

Gainey dont you trade the young outta town
Gainey dont you trade the young outta town
If I've got to beg, Ill beg, just dont make the call
Gainey dont you trade the young outta town

Sitting here in front of the screen
In my office by the rink
Trying to write the right words down

I turn out the lights, close my eyes
picture a cup or a playoff round
What Ill forget to say after a loss, Ill say now
Gainey dont you trade the young outta town

Gainey dont you trade the young outta town
Gainey dont you trade the young outta town
If I've got to beg, Ill beg, just dont make the call
Gainey dont you trade the young outta town






Go Blind Gardien. This is a challenge.

Fido22 12-19-2007 05:34 PM

I like it. It lacks Lecavalier praising though.

SpreeEndaz 12-19-2007 05:37 PM

I'll take your challenge on tomorrow night or soon enough; I don't want to do botched things so I'll do it after my exam when I'll have more time. ;)

AD 12-19-2007 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fido22 (Post 11697784)
I like it. It lacks Lecavalier praising though.

By the way.. on your "donations for Lecavalier" idea.. umm.. if you need someone to set up the trust account, it'll be my pleasure.

In fact, I can keep that account for you guys..



If you want..




No charge.

AD 12-19-2007 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpreeEndaz (Post 11697806)
I'll take your challenge on tomorrow night or soon enough; I don't want to do botched things so I'll do it after my exam when I'll have more time. ;)

I did this botched in the last half hour..

SpreeEndaz 12-19-2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AD (Post 11697829)
I did this botched in the last half hour..

A lebanese half hour ?

Fido22 12-19-2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AD (Post 11697823)
By the way.. on your "donations for Lecavalier" idea.. umm.. if you need someone to set up the trust account, it'll be my pleasure.

In fact, I can keep that account for you guys..



If you want..




No charge.

Hey, I'm a lawyer too. I too can just keep that money. Uh, I mean in a trust account to get Vinny Lecavalier to Montreal. Yeah, that's it.

AD 12-19-2007 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpreeEndaz (Post 11697838)
A lebanese half hour ?

A lawyer's half hour.

AD 12-19-2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fido22 (Post 11697839)
Hey, I'm a lawyer too. I too can just keep that money. Uh, I mean in a trust account to get Vinny Lecavalier to Montreal. Yeah, that's it.

Fine. But your accou.. err trust account needs a ... umm... strategic oversite committee (of 1).

Fido22 12-19-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AD (Post 11697863)
Fine. But your accou.. err trust account needs a ... umm... strategic oversite committee (of 1).

I've already enlisted the help of Vincent Lacroix. Seems he'll have some free time coming up.

SpreeEndaz 12-19-2007 05:45 PM

You're Lebanese AND a lawyer, that's to manipulation what... **** that I can't even find a comparison. :sarcasm:

AD 12-19-2007 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpreeEndaz (Post 11697900)
You're Lebanese AND a lawyer, that's to manipulation what... **** that I can't even find a comparison. :sarcasm:

Yeah. But I'm an honest lebanese lawyer

:cheesy:

Quiet Robert 12-19-2007 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AD (Post 11697920)
Yeah. But I'm an honest lebanese lawyer

:cheesy:

Ma Parole! C'est impossible! You can be honest and Lebanese, or Lebanese and a lawyer, but you can't honest and a lawyer. One of these traits must logically be a front. Own up AD- which part of your identity are you lying about?

AD 12-19-2007 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quiet Robert (Post 11697956)
Ma Parole! C'est impossible! You can be honest and Lebanese, or Lebanese and a lawyer, but you can't honest and a lawyer. One of these traits must logically be a front. Own up AD- which part of your identity are you lying about?

Well.. I was born in Lebanon, and my parents seem leb enough...

And the barreau and my boss sure think I'm a lawyer...



so I guess.. :badidea: oh crap.

Watsatheo 12-19-2007 05:54 PM

Celine Dion - (If There Was) Any Other Way

Sorry I know I'm late
Guess I lost all track of time
Watching the game last night, while I ate
My bag of dried sliced lime
Trying to make some sense of it
Trying to make the pieces fit
I thought I wouldn't need to make a move
But we played like a pack of mules
Yeah I wish I knew about this all along, , ,

If there was any other way Ryder
Don't you think I've tried to find it
Don't you think I want you to stay
If there was any other way Ryder
There's no way out of this
There just ain't any other way than to trade, , ,

Maybe I'd better be trading you see
But there's something I want to understand before I do
Sometimes we don't have a choice when we play and break the rules
I just had to see you score Ryder, one more time
If only just to say good-bye
'Cos I wish I knew about this all the time

If there was any other way Ryder
Don't you think I've tried to find it
Don't you think I want you to stay
If there was any other way Ryder
There's no way out of this
There just ain't any other way than to trade, , ,

I never wanted it to be like this
I never meant to get serious
But now the thought of losing you
Takes some getting used to

If there was any other way Ryder
Don't you think I've tried to find it
Don't you think I want you to stay
If there was any other way Ryder
There's no way out of this
There just ain't any other way than to trade, , ,

If there was any other way Ryder
Don't you think I've tried to find it
Don't you think I want to stay
If there was any other way Ryder


For what it's worth, I actually don't want Ryder traded.

goalchenyuk 12-19-2007 06:13 PM

my english isn't good , but i tried to find something ;

Just a giveaway, a game lost again, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before my team fall into despair, oh

I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message for a trade, yeah
Message for a trade, yeah

Few year has passed since I won my Cup
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
wins can mend your life but
Loses can break your heart
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message for a trade, yeah
Message for a trade, yeah
Message for a trade, yeah
Message for a trade, yeah

Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw
Hundred trade rumours made up by Eklund
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
Hundred billion fans aways, looking for a hope
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message for a trade, yeah
Message for a trade, yeah
Message for a trade, yeah
Message for a trade, yeah
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S...

crystal ball 12-19-2007 07:10 PM

Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
(Bell Centre Blues - Bob Gainey version)

Well, I feel a trade a brewin'
I'm stirrin' up the pot.
I want to ditch Mike Ryder
And Vinny sure looks hot.
Oh, I know I've got to move him
Before he's UFA
But even Price and Komisarek
Won't convince Tampa Bay

So I'll look to Alberta
I know they've got a few
young snipers scoring big goals
like Ryder used to do
Well Lowe looked at me funny
Said "You want what for who?"
And Sutter said "I'll keep mine
and soon buy Ryder too."

So Mike will leave for nothing
and likely Huet too.
And I'll shell out for big guns
who'll sign elsewhere July two
Oh, I can see it coming
The press and fans will freak.
I'll just hold on tight to Timmins
and his drafting streak.

Cause soon McDonagh's coming
And PK, Max and Matt
They'll be racking up the points here
And I'll be standing pat
Just wondering where to fit them
on a team so strong
I'll laugh at wanting Vinny
(But in my heart still long.)

Ice Poutine 12-19-2007 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AD (Post 11697920)
Yeah. But I'm an honest lebanese lawyer

:cheesy:

I LOL'ed!:biglaugh:

Ice Poutine 12-19-2007 07:35 PM

Ok, i decided to try my hand at this fun song thing; keep in mind that i speak French mostly so this might sound a bit...off! :help:

The song is from Janis Joplin and is often refered to as:

"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz"


Oh Bob, won't you buy us a Lecavalier
Most teams all have great stars, we must have one too
Watched Ribeiro and Dagenais with my hard earned money
So-oh Bob, won't you buy us a Lecavalier

Oh Bob, won't you trade for a Sydney Crosby
Free Agents dont like us and never come here
I'll wait for the good news, every day on TV
So-oh Bob, won't you trade for a Sydney Crosby

Oh Bob, won't you get me a real big center
I'm counting on you Bob, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me, and pick him in first round
Oh Bob, won't you get me a real big center

Everybody!

Oh Bob, won't you buy me a real playoff team
My friends all love the Sens, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime; no help from TO
Oh Bob, won't you buy me a real playoff team

Year 101 12-19-2007 08:16 PM

i had this song stuck in my head for a while so i figured what the hell.. It's kinda well w/e bad song.

UBD 40 Gainey i love your drafts.

Games grow so long before my eyes
And they're losing across the page
Suddenly the losses turn into wins
Far away from the city
Well, don't hesitate, 'cause gainey your drafting won't have to wait

Ooo, gainey, keep drafting the best, everday,
Gonna tell you i love our prospects, everyday
Wanna see them score night and day
Wins shine as the standings fly
With the help of some superstar
Wonder how they finally got that center
I can see them holding the cup
But don't hesitate, your drafting will save the habs

But don't hestitate, 'cause your drafting won't have to wait
I can see the stars in my eyes
Blue, white and Red
Games are being won as ryder is gone
Wish i could buy the center but its not the season
But don't hestitae your drafts will almost be up.

Ooo, gainey, keep drafting the best, everday
Gonna tell you i love our prospects, everyday
Wanna see them score night and day

Seb 12-19-2007 08:38 PM

Help! from The Beatles

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh

*** The funniest thing is I didn't even change a word

Seb 12-19-2007 08:46 PM

"Bleu/blanc/rouge (Da Ba De)" - Eiffel 65

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a bleu/blanc/rouge world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just bleu/blanc/rouge like him inside and outside
Bleu/blanc/rouge his house with a bleu/blanc/rouge little window
And a bleu/blanc/rouge corvette
And everything is bleu/blanc/rouge for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...blablabla blablabla blablablablablabla

I have a bleu/blanc/rouge house with a bleu/blanc/rouge window.
Bleu/blanc/rouge is the colour of all that I wear.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so bleu/blanc/rouge.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the people here that walk around,
Bleu/blanc/rouge like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the words I say and what I think.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a bleu/blanc/rouge house with a bleu/blanc/rouge window.
Bleu/blanc/rouge is the colour of all that I wear.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so bleu/blanc/rouge.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the people here that walk around,
Bleu/blanc/rouge like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the words I say and what I think.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside bleu/blanc/rouge his house
With the bleu/blanc/rouge little window and a bleu/blanc/rouge corvette
And everything is bleu/blanc/rouge for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

AD 12-20-2007 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seb_Rafter (Post 11700096)
"Bleu/blanc/rouge (Da Ba De)" - Eiffel 65

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a bleu/blanc/rouge world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just bleu/blanc/rouge like him inside and outside
Bleu/blanc/rouge his house with a bleu/blanc/rouge little window
And a bleu/blanc/rouge corvette
And everything is bleu/blanc/rouge for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...blablabla blablabla blablablablablabla

I have a bleu/blanc/rouge house with a bleu/blanc/rouge window.
Bleu/blanc/rouge is the colour of all that I wear.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so bleu/blanc/rouge.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the people here that walk around,
Bleu/blanc/rouge like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the words I say and what I think.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a bleu/blanc/rouge house with a bleu/blanc/rouge window.
Bleu/blanc/rouge is the colour of all that I wear.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so bleu/blanc/rouge.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the people here that walk around,
Bleu/blanc/rouge like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the words I say and what I think.
Bleu/blanc/rouge are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside bleu/blanc/rouge his house
With the bleu/blanc/rouge little window and a bleu/blanc/rouge corvette
And everything is bleu/blanc/rouge for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Funny. In an absurd kinda way...

Keep it up guys, some of the stuff on here is qualidad.

Habs10Habs 12-20-2007 08:13 AM

Haha..excellent songs guys, they are all stuck in my head now.

brownman* 12-20-2007 08:19 AM

"Hamrlik & Kostopolous" in the vein of oasis' "Cigarettes & Alcohol"

Is it my imagination
Or have I finally found somebody worth living for?
I was looking for some Briere
But all I found was Hamrlik and Kostopolous

You could wait for a lifetime
To win the cup in the sunshiiiiine
You might as well do the white line
(didn't have to change that part :sarcasm:)
Cos when Vinny hits the block . . .

You gotta make it happen!


:sarcasm:


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