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JACKETfan 02-08-2008 07:48 AM

This is a critical thread....
 
I'm tired of the sissies and nancies and doubters around here.
We used to be MEN ! (well, some of us)

When the team needed a win, we WILLED them to win with amazing posts and pics.

When the going got tough, the tough used to come up with really cool avatars!

So I'm calling it: a good old-fashioned "Show Us Your Growl-ey, Man-Up Avatar"

No analysis, just lots of SHOUTING and growling, large FONTS with red underscores, ...and manly grunts.

Snarky jerks and Fat kids that Tom Hanks throws his glove at ---go find another team. We can do this thing.


Aging Goalie 02-08-2008 07:55 AM

Sounds like it is time for a good old street hockey fight ;)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vcmwEOIJzTw&feature=related

forktie 02-08-2008 07:59 AM

I AM STICKING WITH MY CURRENT AVATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JACKETS, BORN TO KILL!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight, when w play the sharks, we are going to STAB them in the eyes with our sticks, cut off their manhood parts and ship them to PASI's dad along with his shutout pucks.... and on our way out of their building, we are gonna BURN it down.

.... and then we're gonna do it all over again town after town.

(Sorry for accidental rhyme.)

Aging Goalie 02-08-2008 08:11 AM

:cheers::cheers::cheers: Sounds like a perfect time for this Avatar

Bobcat110 02-08-2008 08:14 AM


blahblah 02-08-2008 08:23 AM

Trade Nash.

My lack of a sense of humor is making my spider sense tingle, in regards to this thread.

Enjoy, I'm out.

anteater90 02-08-2008 08:25 AM

Fine
I will go with my Capone Take. I have no software for an Avatar.

I want them Dead!!!
I want their Families Dead!!!
I want their Friends Dead!!!

I want Shark Steak for Dinner.

I want that Shelly freak on his A**.
I want Marleau on the bench head first.
I want Nash to send Thorton back to Davos.


GO JACKET!!!!!!!! We Sweep this road trip.

cbj21 02-08-2008 08:26 AM

I kinda went the tough route too :yo:

GRAUL ..

Double-Shift Lassť 02-08-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anteater90 (Post 12407934)
Fine
I will go with my Capone Take. I have no software for an Avatar.

I want them Dead!!!
I want their Families Dead!!!
I want their Friends Dead!!!

I want Shark Steak for Dinner.

I want that Shelly freak on his A**.
I want Marleau on the bench head first.
I want Nash to send Thorton back to Davos.


GO JACKET!!!!!!!! We Sweep this road trip.

Or this, especially at 1:16 ---



Although I have to say I feel a bit violated and maybe a copyright infringement lawsuit coming on as a result of the title of this thread!!!!

Bluebengal 02-08-2008 09:11 AM

it don't get any tougher than my avatar. SCORE AND DIE!!!!!

cydawg 02-08-2008 09:19 AM

Fulmination begins,
Accept our demands
Final warning, this is our stand
Plans are made your time grows near
The beginning, of your worst fears

You've waited too much time; see
You at the battle line
There are no plans for peace,
Failure our worst enemy
To defeat their regime,
Annihilation is the key
A fusillade now begins,
Striking bodies, piercing skin
Missiles fired targets found, bombs pounding at
The ground
Smoke and dust cloud their air, our enemies in despair

Surrounded by blood and flesh, some are wounded most are dead
Battlegrounds turn to graves for the ones who have
Been slain
Divide and conquer... many lives will be lost
Divide and conquer... victory is worth the cost

Conquering all their territories innocent deaths and casualties
Nothing felt of guilt or remorse, this is total ****ing war
Kill or be killed is our task, ascending now within grasp
The battles rage on until we see that our mission is complete

Submission is at hand, the smoke now fades
The smell of powder and death still remain
Killed in battle, few are alive
None are forgotten, for giving their lives

Shackles of war

Conquer all their territories innocent deaths and casualties
Nothing felt of guilt or remorse, this is total ****ing war
Kill or be killed is our task, ascending now within grasp
The battles rage on until we see that our mission is complete


MALEVOLENT CREATION
- Divide And Conquer, from the album The Will to Kill, 2003.

CBJSlash 02-08-2008 09:37 AM

I think this means we need to go back to full board, full blown Old-School WWF AVATARS

QTMcWhiskers 02-08-2008 09:50 AM

http://cache.bordom.net/images/5f370...0c36419dd8.jpg

CapnCornelius 02-08-2008 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBJSlash (Post 12408814)
I think this means we need to go back to full board, full blown Old-School WWF AVATARS

I couldn't find anything good. Just a recent team photo of Joe Thornton and the San Jose Sharks.

Casework 02-08-2008 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CapnCornelius (Post 12409181)
I couldn't find anything good. Just a recent team photo of Joe Thornton and the San Jose Sharks.

Hahahaha.

JACKETfan 02-08-2008 10:55 AM

MORE COWBELL ! errrr....WWF

I knew someone would post a Tim Allen clip. Excellent choice.

Sorry DSL...your signature phrase has been co-opted a thousand times by everyone.
It's that classic :yo:

Seriously, the team AND the fans need to toughen up and have some fun.

BTW...my avatar is George "The Animal" Steele. He could give THAT GOON Shelley a run for his money. :fight:

If anybody wants a WWF avatar...you can have this one:

http://hfboards.com/imagehosting/3524247ac898c7594b.jpg edit: its yours cydawg.... but please read the manual before deploying it.

3 goals = chili 02-08-2008 11:04 AM

this thread gets a thumbs up from Mick Foley

cydawg 02-08-2008 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JACKETfan (Post 12409839)
MORE COWBELL ! errrr....WWF

I knew someone would post a Tim Allen clip. Excellent choice.

Sorry DSL...your signature phrase has been co-opted a thousand times by everyone.
It's that classic :yo:

Seriously, the team AND the fans need to toughen up and have some fun.

BTW...my avatar is George "The Animal" Steele. He could give THAT GOON Shelley a run for his money. :fight:

If anybody wants a WWF avatar...you can have this one:

http://hfboards.com/imagehosting/3524247ac898c7594b.jpg

Dibs.

OnYourIgnoreList 02-08-2008 11:32 AM

We goin' old skool, b*tches.

I am a sniper
Always hit the mark
Paid assassin
Working after dark
Looking through the night
Using infra-red
My target on you
Aimed at your head
$10,000 up front
$10,000 when I'm through
And I know just what to do
And ya know I'll do it too
Then I'm coming back for you
Back for you!
I do the "getting rid of"
Don't tell me why
Don't need to hear the truth
Don't need the lies
Now pay me quickly
And now we're through
It brings me great pleasure
To say my next job is you
Don't you know that
Killing is my business
And business is good (Repeat)
You'd better believe it.

Megadeth, Killing Is My Business...And Business Is Good

JACKETfan 02-08-2008 11:40 AM

FIXED IT FOR YOU....

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAMthespoon (Post 12410325)

....
Now pay me quickly
And now we're through
It brings me great pleasure
To say my next job is you
Don't you know that
Killing is my business
And business is good (Repeat)
You'd better believe it.

Megadeth, "The Sergei Fedorov Song"


Lynk 02-08-2008 11:49 AM

The Jackets Are Going To Handle The Sharks The Same Way The Ultimate Warrior Handled Every Opponent He Faced.
Beat Them Down In The First 2 Minutes!
.

Timeless Winter 02-08-2008 11:50 AM

I went with Russell Crow from Gladiator, that's manly.

cydawg 02-08-2008 12:02 PM

Decided to go a new direction with the avatar. Hulkster is still up for grabs. Thanks for letting me borrow it, JF. It was good to me.

Aging Goalie 02-08-2008 01:57 PM

Beat them to a bloody pulp even if it means losing some blood yourself!

And if you have time sit on them and fart

CBJFan827 02-08-2008 02:33 PM

Rupert says grrrrrr.

Good idea, guys.


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