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Habs 04-29-2008 05:34 PM

I'm off to have a curse placed on the Flyers. Wish me luck!
 
Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.

Astroboy 04-29-2008 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Habs (Post 13920006)
Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.

Pretty funny if it's true, but why curse the whole team? I think you should ask her to curse Biron - the rest of the team is playing like **** anyway...might as well concentrate the curse! :sarcasm:

le_sean 04-29-2008 05:42 PM

I'll get a couple Buddhist monks to light themselves on fire.

It won't do anything but it would be cool to see.

Joey 04-29-2008 05:42 PM

I agree! Place a healing shroud around Price and hex the phuck out of Biron!

Seb 04-29-2008 05:43 PM

Yeah and another old freak lady was supposed to remove a curse over Samsonov. It didn't work out.

Old freak ladies are useless unless they can hold a stick and score goals.

Rapmaster 04-29-2008 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Seb_Rafter (Post 13920102)
Yeah and another old freak lady was supposed to remove a curse over Samsonov. It didn't work out.

Old freak ladies are useless unless they can hold a stick and score goals.

that remind me, I still have my Samsonov curse, I'm 2-0 with it

The n00b King * 04-29-2008 05:57 PM

Thank God for freaky old ladies.

habs86 04-29-2008 06:40 PM

the more FREAKY OLD LADIES the better. we need all the help we can get......:naughty:

One Trick Pony 04-29-2008 06:46 PM

We already have the refs, we don't need no curses!

JrHockeyFan 04-29-2008 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Habs (Post 13920006)
Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.

make it a good one

Judge Sauer* 04-29-2008 07:03 PM

Throw a cursed plastic beer bottle at 'em :sarcasm:


No wait, I just remembered that there was a haunted rubber ducky that was sold a couple years ago...someone send one to Biron.

Gret99zky 04-29-2008 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Habs (Post 13920006)
Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.

What's a Philly curse going for these days?

Does she throw in the "removal" or is that extra?

roy munson 04-29-2008 08:07 PM

How many Freaky Old Ladies does it take to screw in a light bulb?!? And how many of them could fit into a '85 Honda Civic at once?!?

Turbo 04-29-2008 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by roy munson (Post 13923634)
How many Freaky Old Ladies does it take to screw in a light bulb?!? And how many of them could fit into a '85 Honda Civic at once?!?

a) 0 - Freaky old ladies don't change light bulbs.

b) 1 - Freaky old ladies don't like other freaky old ladies.

:dunno:

Montreal Shadow 04-29-2008 08:50 PM

Biron's post are magically enhanced, you should find a way to break the spell.

Beaker 04-29-2008 09:03 PM

Ask for the guarantee and keep the receipt.

BeatsPerMinute 04-29-2008 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by le_sean (Post 13920090)
I'll get a couple Buddhist monks to light themselves on fire.

It won't do anything but it would be cool to see.


LOL :laugh:

Gret99zky 04-29-2008 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Montrealistic (Post 13925230)
Ask for the guarantee and keep the receipt.

:biglaugh:

Gold.

Ice Poutine 04-29-2008 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Habs (Post 13920006)
Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.

Be sure she lives with a dozen cats or more or that she has a shopping cart full of her stuff.

Those are the best ones. :nod:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...g?t=1209522737

Chris Cutter 04-29-2008 09:44 PM

Freaky old lady FTW!

Habs 04-29-2008 09:45 PM

Done! If it works I expect to be reimbursed the 38$ I spent on her "services". {No, she wasn't a prostitute}

Chris Cutter 04-29-2008 09:46 PM

Did she do wierd stuff?

JMMR 04-29-2008 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Cutter (Post 13926492)
Did she do wierd stuff?

Pics
Youtube :scared:

Habs 04-29-2008 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Cutter (Post 13926492)
Did she do wierd stuff?

You ever see the movie Kingpin and what Roy Munson had to do because he couldn't pay the rent on time?

Chris Cutter 04-29-2008 09:55 PM

No...?


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