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BDubinskyNYR17* 07-22-2008 01:11 PM

OT: Thread titles you never want to see as a Rangers fan
I stole this from the Pens board

ill give my top 5

5. Rangers trade Dubinsky, Staal, Callahan for some UFA like Jokinen.
4. Rangers bring back Malik and Rachunek.
3. Gomez and Drury collide in practice both out for the year with a concussion
2. Rangers trading Prucha Betts and 2ed to Blues for Rucinsky and Cam Jansenns
1. Lundqvist hurts himself in practice, out 6 months with a leg injury

TheHotRock 07-22-2008 01:12 PM

1.JOrts named new General Manager

FutureGM97 07-22-2008 01:13 PM

Sidney Crosby signs with the New York Rangers

and no im not being sarcastic.


Rangers trade Dubinsky, Staal, Callahan for some UFA like Jokinen
i wouldn't mind too much since they would be going to Phoenix :naughty:

Plato 07-22-2008 01:14 PM

"Bryan Trottier in as Rangers coach"
"Dan Blackburn to retire from professional hockey"
"Rangers draft Brendl and Lundmark with #4 and #9 pick"

Oh wait...

BDubinskyNYR17* 07-22-2008 01:15 PM

sather admits he is too old to be a GM anymore :laugh:

Fletch 07-22-2008 01:23 PM

I feel that this team is now jinxed - I don't even like seeing some of those things in writing and am wondering why I even opened the thread.

WhipNash27 07-22-2008 01:26 PM

Rangers trade Dubinsky, Prucha, Callahan, Sjostrom, Dawes for Second Round Pick; Re-Sign Shanahan

NYR Viper 07-22-2008 01:29 PM

rangers resign shanahan
rangers trade staal, sanguinetti, dubinsky for anyone
cheraponov decides to stay in russia

BDubinskyNYR17* 07-22-2008 01:34 PM

rangers sign backman next year and malik this year, i think that would make everyone cry. heck after rucinsky got dealt, sather did bring him back so anything is possible :laugh:

zestystrat 07-22-2008 01:42 PM

I'm sure I'll get crap for this from someone but....

Mark Messier named as new NYR GM

Blueshirt Brawler 07-22-2008 01:43 PM

1. Rangers trade Staal...
2. Rangers trade Dubinsky...
3. Henrik injured....
4. Sather/Jagr open to return to NY
5. Cherepanov decides to stay in Russia signs 5 year deal with Omsk

HockeyBasedNYC 07-22-2008 01:57 PM

1. NHL Suspends NYR Franchise, League Ejection to follow.
2. Madison Square Garden collapses, Rangers to play at Prudential Center and Nassau Coliseum.
3. John Amirante composes new "National Anthem Rap"
4. Dolan sells team to Charles Wang
5. Avery injures Lundqvist in shootout collision
6. New "tank top" Jerseys to be unveiled.
7. Hockey season to be cancelled, CBA lockout.
8. Tom Renney's blazer is back
9. Hollweg claimed off waivers from Toronto.

TheSchwab 07-22-2008 01:57 PM

Usually after a regular season game its like:

Insert Player here because of a poor play/game needs to go!!!

Part of the reason why I usually just log off after games.

So we'll never see:

Insert Player here because of a poor play/game didn't play well, but here is why we need to KEEP him!!!

silverfish 07-22-2008 01:58 PM

Cherepanov in Russia
Any injury to Lundqvist
Any trade involving Staal + Sanguinetti + Dubinsky

Richter35 07-22-2008 02:00 PM

lundqvist out for the season


see you next year

patnyrnyg 07-22-2008 02:01 PM

1. Dancing Fairy named GM.
2. Court rules in favor of Dolan. He doesn't have to sell team.
3. Jessiman named team Captain.

Blueshirt Brawler 07-22-2008 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by Richter35 (Post 14955743)
lundqvist out for the season = see you next year

Absolutely. Never has this team been so reliant on one player. Henrik is truly now the King with Jagr not around. The team's fortunes are in his hands.

NYReign 07-22-2008 02:17 PM

don't joke about Hank getting hurt, last time I saw someone do that (not here) it was a pre-April Fool's joke in 06 and he did get hurt days later and the season was over :(

Shadowtron 07-22-2008 02:21 PM

5. Poll: <insert useless polling topic>
4. Poll: <insert useless polling topic>
3. Poll: <insert useless polling topic>
2. Poll: <insert useless polling topic>
1. Poll: <insert useless polling topic>

WhipNash27 07-22-2008 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by HockeyBasedNYC (Post 14955703)
8. Tom Renney's blazer is back

The blazer is pimp :yo:

Burlington Bomb 26 07-22-2008 02:27 PM

Rangers trade Lundqvist for Montoya.
Staal Arrested for Drunken driving with Jared and Eric.
Gomez decides to go back to Alaska and play in there pro league
Chris Drury wants to coach Little League Baseball instead
Marek Malik Wins Norris

Forechecker 07-22-2008 02:35 PM

NYR Signs Redden to 6 Year $39MM contract. Oh, wait...:sarcasm:

Actually, NYR Sign ANYONE over 30 to a 6 year contract.

Nich 07-22-2008 02:38 PM

Messier named rangers head coach

Rangers move to westchester

NYR fan 2 07-22-2008 02:38 PM

Rangers losing streak reaches ___ games

Radek27 07-22-2008 02:38 PM

Rangers sign Mats Sundin 2 years NMC

Lundqvist goes down to injury

Tom Renney Fired

Rangers finish worst season in recent years, miss playoffs.

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