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BJG 12-07-2008 01:09 AM

The unofficial, post-op, hopped-up on goofballs, couldn't sleep, All-Ko Team
 
OK. Here we go...
All players are active (Sorry, John Kordic fans). I had to call up a couple of guys from the AHL, and negotiate with the KHL for a few transfers to shore up a young defensive corps and an old netminder, but clearly the forwards would carry this team deep into a cup run.

Ilya Kovalchuk -Anze Kopitar- Alex Kovalev

A. Kostitsyn- Saku Koivu- Tom Kostopouplos

S. Kostitsyn- Mikko Koivu- Ales Kotalik

Slava Kozlov- Viktor Kozlov- Chuck Kobasew

(Press Box: Tomas Kopecky, Lauri Korpikoski)



Ville Koistinen - Mike Komisarek

Kirill Koltsov - Konstantin Korneev

Dustin Kohn - Mike Kostka

(Pressbox: David Koci, huge goon)



Olaf Kolzig

Vitali Kolesnik

Head Coach: Jukka Koivu (Saku and Mikko's dad; Coached TPS Turku)
Assistant Coach (For inspiration): Vladimir Konstantinov
Assistant Coach (For aggression): Joey Kocur

The team payroll would be $44,614,000 + whatever Kornnev, Kolesnik and Kosta make (which I couldn't find); well under the cap.

The average age of the forwards is 27.4.
The average age of the D is 24.6.
The average age of the goalies is 33.5.
The average age of the team is 27.

About the non-NHLers:
KHL:
Koltsov: Vancouver 2nd round pick; has 20 points in 31 games this year.
Korneev: Habs draft. Pretty sure we lost his rights. Leading the KHL in Time on the ice.
Kolesnik: Leading the KHL in save percentage, 93.9%
AHL:
Kohn: NYI prospect with the Bridgeport Sound Tigers
Kostka: Sabres prospect with the Portland Pirates

So, anyone want to do a an All-La team? :banana:

Jeffler 12-07-2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJG (Post 16691316)
So, anyone want to do a an All-La team? :banana:

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Lafontaine!!111


le_sean 12-07-2008 01:20 AM

What the **** is this?

Watsatheo 12-07-2008 01:46 AM

How can you have a Ko team without Petri Kokko. Not much of a hockey player but double the KO.

Vicious 12-07-2008 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Reverse Flying V (Post 16691407)
La - La - La
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Lafontaine!!111


Brilliant.


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