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BigG44 12-31-2008 10:21 PM

Razorisms
 
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We need a thread to pay homage to the brilliance that is Daryl "Razor" Reaugh.

Razorism #1: "Stickhandle through raindrops"

Referring to Mike Ribeiro's ability with the puck.

Razorism #2: "Anus Vacuum"

Referring to Krys Barch's former career. Barch worked the anus vacuum at a slaughterhouse. A classic story that Razor told during an extended Barch fight.



You hear just the beginning of the story in the final seconds.

Alistar 12-31-2008 10:25 PM

"He's a knee seaking missle, he's a scud"

-Boston announcer


but now on topic one of my favorite moments from this year...

"HE GOT HIM WITH THE SNEAKY LEFT!" :D

-referring to Krys Barch beating down Jared Boll

BigG44 12-31-2008 10:35 PM

Razorism #4: “Securitize the pill”

Dallas with a bunch of stupid turnovers against the New Jersey Devils.

DaStars99 12-31-2008 11:19 PM

That was larceny!

BigG44 12-31-2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaStars99 (Post 17078388)
That was larceny!

I wasn't sure if that was him or a common phrase in hockey.

theheadmata 01-01-2009 02:15 AM

"Like nailing Jello to a tree." On Mikey Ribs' ability to maneuver around checks.

piqued 01-02-2009 01:39 PM

"high priest of head fakes"

"sultan of sagacity"

"irritainment"

Caseman 01-02-2009 01:59 PM

"Turcolicious"

Funny... I haven't heard him say that this season :sarcasm:

Sony Eriksson* 01-02-2009 02:10 PM

"5 knuckle meat soothers"

________ 01-02-2009 05:02 PM

I think I have this one wrong, but close enough.
"The first mouse never gets the cheese, it's always the second mouse." Razor hasn't used it in a couple years.

Then "Crease Weasel".

piqued 01-03-2009 11:46 PM

"The wheel's still spinning, but the hamster's dead."

Starsfan24 01-03-2009 11:46 PM

"Stortini looks like a muppet right now"

Edmonton Fight

Gravypan 01-04-2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starsfan24 (Post 17133229)
"Stortini looks like a muppet right now"

Edmonton Fight

Yep.

http://media.canada.com/51df8522-e0a...stor_fight.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...8Muppet%29.png

DaStars99 01-05-2009 12:56 AM

he makes a mastodoic save

Fly Like a C5 01-06-2009 02:36 PM

"...on your toes like a midget at a urinal"

"these refs are all want to be vice cops, they're all against hooking"

vofty 01-06-2009 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by secretsquirrel (Post 17179962)
"...on your toes like a midget at a urinal"

"these refs are all want to be vice cops, they're all against hooking"

Has to be my favorite one in a while :biglaugh: even dumbfounded Ralph for a few seconds.

BigG44 01-06-2009 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by secretsquirrel (Post 17179962)
"...on your toes like a midget at a urinal"

"these refs are all want to be vice cops, they're all against hooking"

I forgot that one. That one cracked me up.

haf 01-07-2009 02:45 PM

After Steve Ott scored a goal from the left circle,

"Steve Ott skates in, dusts it off, steps up the ladies tees, pulls its pants down and just spanks it home."

Neil76 01-08-2009 05:41 AM

One I read on another forum a while back still makes me laugh

"he looks as confused as a breast feeding baby in a strip club"

Genius :laugh:

Caseman 01-14-2009 01:31 AM



Ribeiro's shootout goal made #5 in the Top 10 Midseason plays, along with Razor doing his thing ;)

"Awohh, CHEEKY!"

vofty 01-14-2009 10:54 AM

Razor finally addresses the 'stache, unfortunately makes no mention of a bet.

http://blog.dallasstars.com/archives...he_stache.html

Quote:

In order to have this stache reach its full, bushy potential I've been starting each day by smearing a rogaine/propecia/sasquatch-urine concoction on it

Stars99Lobo37 01-14-2009 11:02 AM

That thing is hideous.

Shave it now.

piqued 01-14-2009 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caseman (Post 17335440)
Ribeiro's shootout goal made #5 in the Top 10 Midseason plays, along with Razor doing his thing ;)

"Awohh, CHEEKY!"

Nice find, I've only seen replays of that with the Kings' announcers who didn't realize what was going on immediately.
edit: it's in HD also @ youtube

DaStars99 01-14-2009 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stars99Lobo37 (Post 17338479)
That thing is hideous.

Shave it now.

just so it can be in this thread here it is http://cdn.nhl.com/stars/images/uplo...stache250b.jpg

vofty 01-15-2009 06:38 PM

Latest installment of Razor and I thought everyone should take a gander. Just like HF'ers he is analyzing the mid-season point and what the team needs to do to make the playoffs.

My personal favorite Ott

Quote:

Steve Ott – two hands (eventually) and “edge” therapy that keeps him from going from ice-pest to ice-crime a-hole.
http://blog.dallasstars.com/


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