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electric 03-18-2004 06:39 PM

What if Don Cherry became prime minister of Canada?
 
Downloaded those clips a while ago...

This is an example of what "could have been" in an alternate reality where Cherry became Canada's prime minister. I think it was made in the late 80s/early 90s... nevertheless it's pretty funny... :joker:

http://www.geocities.com/lezzo.geo/MINISTER1.MP3
http://www.geocities.com/lezzo.geo/MINISTER2.MP3
http://www.geocities.com/lezzo.geo/MINISTER3.MP3

Shane 03-18-2004 07:06 PM

Excuse me while I go kill myself.

Iggy-4-50 03-18-2004 11:27 PM

"What if Don Cherry became prime minister of Canada?"
Before i even listen to the links here's what Canada would be like!

Ontario would still be the centre of the universe
The Leafs would still be "canada's team"
Imigrants would have to check their visiors before entry
Bertuzzi would only get a game or 2 because he was sticking up for a teammate

Now i'll go listen :D

Snakeeye 03-19-2004 12:13 AM

He'd be better than any Liberal.

MLH 03-19-2004 12:19 AM

Quote:

"What if Don Cherry became prime minister of Canada?"

I wouldn't hate Canada anymore.

Lobstertainment 03-19-2004 12:23 AM

Well for one we wouldn't have had Millions of our hard earned dollars scquabled to ad-companies.

I think Quebec would have Won Seperation but we would have just Invaded them right away.

and this Country would kick tons more ass then it already does.

Plus he would have rallied the United Nations to side with the States on Iraq, I think he'd even get the Iraq Represenitive to vote for War on Iraq.

that said time to watch the Movies.

Shane 03-19-2004 12:29 AM

If Quebec ever seperates, I demand that we invade and enslave them immediately. :D

Psycho Papa Joe 03-19-2004 12:32 AM

For people who think Cherry would make a good leader, just three words: Mississauga Ice Dogs. That is all.

Lobstertainment 03-19-2004 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shane
If Quebec ever seperates, I demand that we invade and enslave them immediately. :D

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Verbal Kint* 03-19-2004 01:16 AM

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shane
If Quebec ever seperates, I demand that we invade and enslave them immediately. :D


Habsolution 03-19-2004 02:24 AM

:shakehead

Is that english canada's definition of humour ?

Lobstertainment 03-19-2004 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Habsolution
:shakehead

Is that english canada's definition of humour ?

Yes.

ArtG 03-19-2004 02:43 AM

Western Canada would be ignored and eventually sold to the US. Canada would later consist only of Ontario and New Ontario (invaded Quebec) with a cabinet of "good Canadian kids". Wearing a visor would be deemed traitorous to Canada, and you'd be tossed in jail. All Canadian hockey teams will be merged into the Toronto Maple Leafs with Tie Domi as captain, coach and GM...

Doesn't sound like a great place to live... ;)

leafaholix* 03-19-2004 03:59 AM

More of our troops would be in Afghanistan and Iraq.

We'd be a prime target for Terrorist attacks.

Rob 03-19-2004 04:44 AM

He would probably become a lap dog Prime Minister for Bush like Tony Blair.

s7ark 03-19-2004 05:54 AM

For one thing, the eastern provinces would be forgotten, as I don't think Cherry has ever crossed La Fleuve, and Canada would be represented in parliament by "good ol' boys" like Kirk Muller, Doug Gilmour, and Tie Domi. Atleast we'd fight wars in the open and face to face instead of using sneaky special forces teams and europeans.... Oh... we'd have the best dressed leader ever, and starch collars would make a huge comeback. Scholarships to university would be based mainly on athletics, or perhaps some other display of toughness. Criminals would be penalized according to "the code", which meant the police would really become a bunch of 4th line enforcers. Oh, what about immigration? Only from non-diving European countries, and none of the "good canadians" can leave.

Did I cover all the bases? :joker:

YellHockey* 03-19-2004 07:42 AM

If that happened, I'd be figuring out how I could move to Australia.


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