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Mike Emrick 09-21-2009 11:34 AM

Chappelle's Show
 
A few years after he went off the air this show still resonates in popular culture.

Sure they may have filmed 2 seasons and 1 "lost" season but this was one of the funniest shows on Comedy Central back in the day.

Great moments in Chappelle's Show history

Silky Johnston: Uh-oh, fellas! Looks as though we have company.
Slave master: What the hell are you [epithet] doing out here?
Silky Johnston: We are the Time Haters. We traveled all the way back through time... to call yuh a cracker.
Slave master: You better watch your mouth.
Buck Nasty: Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show yo' insides some style.
Slave master: ENOUGH!
Beautiful: I-I can't be no slave, Silky!

It is truly an honor and a privilege for me to be here at Pinehurst school or whatever your school is called today. I say it is a privilege because it is a violation of my parole to be around children.

You! You know what dog foods taste like, do you? It tastes just like it smells... DELICIOUS!!!

Girl: Don't give up, Stinky! My dad says if you never give up and you work hard, all your dreams will come true!
Stinky: That's the [slur] **** I've ever heard.

Who are the five best rappers of all time?

Mike Emrick 09-21-2009 11:41 AM

"Man I heard Calvin got a job. I'm proud of him.

Let's go rob that [epithet], man."

"Calvin, you can't expect to keep feeding me and my baby hamburgers and french fries every night."

StreakingRed 09-21-2009 11:51 AM

Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.


What a great show.

daveskirtun 09-21-2009 11:52 AM

Way to make me think there was a new season. Jerk.

Heisenberg77 09-21-2009 12:13 PM

I loved the ****** family.

Bruins4Lifer 09-21-2009 12:21 PM

Awesome show. So many great sketches.

Mike Emrick 09-21-2009 12:24 PM

The shame is the first skit that comes to mind is the Rick James skit. The skit was great, but it was overused and became a meme. There were other skits too that were just as funny, but didn't receive as much attention.

Like the Racial draft. "Konichiwa, *****es"

hototogisu 09-21-2009 12:49 PM

-Somebody take a piss in here?
-(sobbing) It was me...I peed.

KH1 09-21-2009 01:10 PM

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?

BrooklynCapsFan 09-21-2009 01:18 PM

I don't like people playin on my phone!

KaylaJ 09-21-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Henry I (Post 21201085)
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?

my mother used to watch the show with me sometimes and even now she'll still bring it up sometimes.

and the hockey version i made the other night: http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._6985183_n.jpg

but i also liked "the stranger", "hey, a blow job is a blow job", and the black klan member.

BadHammy* 09-21-2009 01:51 PM

4 words, World Series of Dice...

Henrik Maneuver 09-21-2009 02:36 PM

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...furcapdude.gif

linked because it's big --> http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a61...630/a0xldu.gif

vwg* 09-21-2009 02:51 PM

If you have hate in your heart, let it out!

Afino 09-21-2009 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StreakingRed (Post 21199964)
Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.

:laugh:

That one and the World Series of Dice. They never get old, ever.

"What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers!"
"All this just to take out the trash...."
"I saw this coming a mile away...that's why I stuck my car keys up my ass!"

By the way, the Prince episode doesn't get as much love I think because the Rick James one actually HAD Rick James there (RIP) to tell his side of it. If they somehow got Prince to tell his side on the basketball one, it would have been just as good IMO.

X0X0A0 09-21-2009 07:41 PM

My favorite skit, gang wars...

http://www.spike.com/video/dave-chappelle-gang/2894756

CycloneLaunch 09-21-2009 08:03 PM

Wu-Tang Financial was epic

Mike Emrick 09-21-2009 08:21 PM

I can't believe I missed out on the World Series of Dice. Am watching now.

Best was the Playa Haters ball though. "I'm top player hater from Korea. You *****es, better recognize!"

LOL ASHY LARRY! "That better not be the money out of my G.D. Purse!"

"Shut the **** up, man!"

Maynard 09-21-2009 08:42 PM

I'll have a Samuel Jackson.


"mmmmm....mmmmmm *****!
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Heat McManus 09-21-2009 08:47 PM

This show was only on for 2 seasons and has been off the air for about 4 yet not a day goes by where I don't hear somebody quote it.

Bruins4Lifer 09-21-2009 08:50 PM

Loved the Samuel L. Jackson's beer sketch.

"It'll get you drunk. You'll be ****ing fat girls in no time. You might even fight a ****** or too. MMMMMmmmmm *****."


-HOW'S IT TASTE MOTHER****ER!??? HUH???
-Can you stop yelling at me, please?
-NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK.
YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES??? JUICE - THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
DEEP BLUE SEA. THEY ATE ME! A ****ING SHARK ATE ME!!!

Ibrahim 09-21-2009 11:09 PM



:biglaugh::biglaugh:

EpochLink 09-22-2009 12:06 AM

My favorite Chappelle skit isn't from the show its from his stand up:

"Cause we have Grape Drink, its not the same formula"
"You might have one of your friends over, TODD! TODD! do you care for some grape juice?!"
"Huh?! ****** what the **** is juice?! I want some grape drink baby!"
"I don't think I have that....what?!"
"I have some apple juice if...WHAT THE **** IS JUICE?! I want some apple drink...its green!"

"There's three main ingredients sugar, water and purple!"

SK13 09-22-2009 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ride The Lightning (Post 21211700)
My favorite Chappelle skit isn't from the show its from his stand up:

"Cause we have Grape Drink, its not the same formula"
"You might have one of your friends over, TODD! TODD! do you care for some grape juice?!"
"Huh?! ****** what the **** is juice?! I want some grape drink baby!"
"I don't think I have that....what?!"
"I have some apple juice if...WHAT THE **** IS JUICE?! I want some apple drink...its green!"

"There's three main ingredients sugar, water and purple!"

The very real commercial Dave Chappelle is talking about.



Gold.

Theron 09-22-2009 12:47 AM

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