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s7ark 04-19-2004 10:06 PM

New Gatorade commercial... Jose!
 
In honour of Mr. Theodore's first playoff shutout, I've come up with a new Gatorade commercial. I think it'd be funny as hell:

Scene: Dark, misty arena, Jose in net. A bunch of Bruins start taking shots at him, one at a time, with him making amazing save after amazing save. As the shots speed up, so does Theo, and then he starts doing the Matrix bullet-time moves to stop all the pucks. Finally, they all shoot at once, and Jose just stares at them (maybe he even says "NO...") with his glove out in front of him. The pucks all stop in mid air, and drop into his glove. Pan back one of the Bruins who looks up... it's Keanu Reaves, who (in typical Keany diction) says "Whoa...". Gatorade... got it in YOU? :yo:

Great job Theo! Now I want to face the Leafs. If we did and beat them too, I'm buying a lottery ticket! GO HABS!

(edit: I've also thought about doing a Jose Shaolin Soccer rip off of Iron Shirt's performance... I love that movie!)

RE-HABS 04-19-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s7ark
In honour of Mr. Theodore's first playoff shutout, I've come up with a new Gatorade commercial. I think it'd be funny as hell:

Scene: Dark, misty arena, Jose in net. A bunch of Bruins start taking shots at him, one at a time, with him making amazing save after amazing save. As the shots speed up, so does Theo, and then he starts doing the Matrix bullet-time moves to stop all the pucks. Finally, they all shoot at once, and Jose just stares at them (maybe he even says "NO...") with his glove out in front of him. The pucks all stop in mid air, and drop into his glove. Pan back one of the Bruins who looks up... it's Keanu Reaves, who (in typical Keany diction) says "Whoa...". Gatorade... got it in YOU? :yo:

Great job Theo! Now I want to face the Leafs. If we did and beat them too, I'm buying a lottery ticket! GO HABS!

(edit: I've also thought about doing a Jose Shaolin Soccer rip off of Iron Shirt's performance... I love that movie!)

Sell it to Gatorade, it sounds good!
:handclap:

s7ark 04-19-2004 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RE-HABS
Sell it to Gatorade, it sounds good!
:handclap:

Done and done. I have no idea if the proper people will get it, but here's hoping! Thank God for Jesus... I mean Jose!


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